Alone in the Dark

Discussion in 'Reader Reviews' started by Tien21, Jan 30, 2005.

  1. BloodMan

    BloodMan Kill Time B4 It Kills You

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  2. maskull

    maskull I finally got an avatar!!! Yay!!

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    awesome. Jason Statham and Uwe Boll!!! :banana: :banana:
     
  3. dwatts

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    More Boll :banana: :banana: :banana:

    Sword and sorcery though - not a favorite genre.

    Oh screw it, I'm all over this, bring it on!

    :banana: :banana: :banana:
     
  4. kyouki

    kyouki Guest

    This may usher in a new era of horrible barbarian flicks!!! :banana:
     
  5. tobaccoman

    tobaccoman White, Proud, and Stupid

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    And fuck me Jesus on a pogo stick! What kind of idiot producer would give this hack $60 million to work with on a video-game made in the 80's, the early 80's at that.
     
  6. onebyone

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    Oh wow, that cast and Boll is just going to be awesome. Thanks for posting that. I am excited.
     
  7. maskull

    maskull I finally got an avatar!!! Yay!!

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    a visionary. That's who.
     
  8. onebyone

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    Preach it my friend.
     
  9. dwatts

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    Embrace the cheese!!!
     
  10. maskull

    maskull I finally got an avatar!!! Yay!!

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    Well there's 3 people on this board that like Boll (myself included). Does that mean we're elite or something? :)
     
  11. Tien21

    Tien21 Guest

    In a way I like him too. I absolutly love how horrible his movies are. I will be very sad the day he runs out of money. I just hate to see some good actors careers be ended by him. Although Jason Statham's career already seems to be ended as I just saw the Pink Panther preview and he literally stands in the middle of a baseball field and gets shot...thats his whole role in the movie!
     
  12. Deaddevilman

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    He can restart the GOR films... at least he couldn't to worse... I hope.
     
  13. bigdaddyhorse

    bigdaddyhorse Detroit Hi-on

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    As I just said in the HOTD thread, I'm dangerously close to becoming #4. :nervous:

    So....what are the perks of joining this elite club? :D
    Endless feedings of cheese are a given.
    Gut hurting unintentional laughs = check!
    Uwe commentray tracks! If they are all on par with House, then sign me up! Just that lone track on House moved him right into the #1 spot of "forgein directors who speak with funny (to me) accents and make their movies out to be so much more than they are".
    Renny Harlin briefly held the title (Deep Blue Sea was one of my first dvds, ergo also one of my first comm. tracks), but dropped it in a slaughter at the hands of Paul Verhoeven who's been defending it strong for the last 4-5 years.
    It was a long grueling match, but Uwe won a controvesial split decision after 15 laugh-filled rounds! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  14. maskull

    maskull I finally got an avatar!!! Yay!!

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    Welcome to the club. We'll send someone over soon to teach you the secret handshake and deliver your complimentary cheese basket. The laminator is broken at the moment so you'll have to wait a few weeks for your ID card. Oh and we have something that you can take to help with those gut pains.
     
  15. dwatts

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    Indeed, welcome bigdaddyhorse! The secret handshake includes a stumble, trip, and fall to the pavement. It's really cool.
     

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