Best giallo title?

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Which giallo has the best title?

Poll closed Aug 31, 2007.
  1. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    3 vote(s)
    3.9%
  2. Don't Torture a Duckling

    3 vote(s)
    3.9%
  3. A Lizard in a Woman's Skin

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%
  4. The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire

    4 vote(s)
    5.2%
  5. Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key

    20 vote(s)
    26.0%
  6. What Have You Done to Solange?

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Death Carries a Cane

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. The Black Belly of the Tarantula

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%
  9. The Short Night of Glass Dolls

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%
  10. What Are Those Strange Drops of Blood Doing on Jennifer's Body?

    12 vote(s)
    15.6%
  11. The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Blood and Black Lace

    8 vote(s)
    10.4%
  13. A Dragonfly for each Corpse

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Strip Nude for Your Killer

    17 vote(s)
    22.1%
  15. The Killer Wore Gloves

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. Who Killed the Prosecutor and Why?

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%
  17. Seven Murders for Scotland Yard

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  18. Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion

    2 vote(s)
    2.6%
  19. The Flower with the Petals of Steel

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%
  20. Other...

    3 vote(s)
    3.9%
  1. DrHerbertWest

    DrHerbertWest For Your Health

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    I voted for WATSDOBDOJB, even though I've never seen it.

    The title is long, weird and totally unlike an American film title. I love it.
     
  2. Copyboy

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    Assuming that by "best" you mean silliest, I went with Jennifer's Body. The title is so ridiculously long that you pretty much lose interest before the question is fully asked!
     
  3. dwatts

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    Hell, they're all fun. But the idea of torturing a duckling is just too funny not to get my vote.
     
  4. Crystal Plumage

    Crystal Plumage Dig me..but don't bury me

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    Here's another cool one:
    "Revelations of a Sex Maniac to the Head of the Criminal Investigation Division"
     
  5. satans-sadists

    satans-sadists Ghost

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    And I thought you were just making that one up. Holy titles, Batman!:lol:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069186/
     
  6. MorallySound

    MorallySound Mad Mutilator

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    My vote as well. Never heard of it, but what a GREAT title! Long titles all the way! DBAMTSCWDYJITH! (<--- e-cookie to anyone who knows what movie that is!)
     
  7. old-boo-radley

    old-boo-radley They stay the same age...

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    Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood!
     
  8. MrVess

    MrVess Guest

    Death Laid an Egg.

    But seriously - Tenebrae.
     
  9. 17thJuggalo

    17thJuggalo Active Member

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    They should remake some of these into pornos:

    What Are Those Strange Drops of Skeet Doing on Jennifer's Body?
    The Bitch with the Bush of Fire
    Death Carries a Dildo
    The Strange Snatch of Mrs. Wardh

    I have problems. :lol:
     
  10. Workshed

    Workshed a.k.a. Villyan Shit

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    Likewise. It sounds like a direct line of dialogue plucked from the script and made into the title.
     
  11. ducktree

    ducktree Guest

    How about:

    Seven Money Shots In Her Cat's Eye
    Don't Torture A Virgin Suckling
    How To Drill A Judge
    A Whore Lies On Grey Velvet
    The Killer Wore Latex Gloves :rolleyes:

    I've always enjoyed thinking up adult versions of movie titles, so you're not the only one with problems. I voted for Strip Nude For Your Killer because it's a great title for a great trashy movie and Edwige Fenech does great things for me. :glasses:
     
  12. DeathDealer

    DeathDealer I Inhale Horror

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    Blood and Black Lace
     
  13. 17thJuggalo

    17thJuggalo Active Member

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    :lol:
     
  14. Gore Lunatic

    Gore Lunatic Violenza Carnale

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    Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only I Have The Key
     
  15. I could'nt find any infos to the title "seven murders for scotland yard", does anybody know something about it?
     
  16. Crystal Plumage

    Crystal Plumage Dig me..but don't bury me

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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067260/
    A Paul Naschy Giallo.
     
  17. Thanks a lot!
     
  18. Crystal Plumage

    Crystal Plumage Dig me..but don't bury me

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    You're welcome!
    And to the forum as well!
     
  19. Tye

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    Old thread but I just now discovered it :D
    I kinda like Torso's original title, The Bodies Bear Traces of Carnal Violence.
     
  20. russweiss

    russweiss Well-Known Member

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    I always thought the Bloodstained Butterfly was an interesting title.
     

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