Dead Fuck Contest

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  1. indiephantom

    indiephantom Horny Spirit

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    I love when Darcy DeMoss gets her pretty little head pushed through the Winnebago siding in Jason Lives. It was right after she starting bitching about her boyfriend not cumming with her in sync. That film had lots of cool deaths and that great Bond-line title sequence.
     
  2. 17thJuggalo

    17thJuggalo Active Member

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    The scene where he punches the boxer's head off in Jason Takes Manhattan. For a brief moment, you think that this guy actually stood a chance against Jason with his bare hands. Then all of a sudden, Jason delivers the biggest haymaker of all time to knock his head clean off.

    Cheesy goodness!
     
  3. Zack

    Zack New Member

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    for me it's a toss up between the leather strap over the eyes in part 5 and the chick that gets macheted in the tent in jason goes to hell.
     
  4. othervoice1

    othervoice1 Well-Known Member

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    Spear gun arrow to the eye in Part III for me too- I cant wait to pick up part III on blu this week and see Part III actually in 3-D for the first time ever!
     
  5. satans-sadists

    satans-sadists Ghost

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    As much as I would rather watch Jason Lives any day, what provides the most entertainment value for me is the Julius VS Jason boxing match in Jason Takes Manhattan.
     
  6. Workshed

    Workshed a.k.a. Villyan Shit

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    Sleeping bag + girl + Jason = gold every time. The original usage in Part VII was outstanding, then the refrain in Jason X, and then, yes, the revisiting of the sleeping bag as death bag in the remake. All good.
     
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    I have to go with the sleeping bad death in Part VII. I remember seeing with an audience started going nuts when it realized what Jason intended to do with that screaming babe in the sleeping bag.
     
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    Part 1 - Girl getting the axe in the face in showers. It always amuses me, how fast and merciless Death is.. :)
     
  9. _pi_

    _pi_ Peace, bitch

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    Kevin Bacon gets my vote, followed closely by Betsy White in the same film. :)
     
  10. chrismac87

    chrismac87 Zombie Eater

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    My favorite death in all of the FRIDAY films has to be from part 6 - all I have to say is, the town sheriff turned into a folding chair. :D Amazing.
     
  11. spawningblue

    spawningblue Deadite

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    Damn so many great choices; corkscrew in the hand then axe to the face, triple decapitation, garden shears to the face, headstand kill, liquid nitrogen head smash, women split in half while having sex, kid broken in half in bed, head punched off, head crushed with belt wrapped around tree, ect. All of those are great kills and would be a good choice. But my favourite has to be the sleeping bag to the tree from part 7. Ever since I was a kid I have loved that one, and it must have had quite an effect on me as it's not as long and violent as I remember it to be. Kind of weird that for all the cuts the films have had, the films still seem to have the best kills and seem to be remembered as a lot more gorier then they actually are.
     
  12. allmessedup

    allmessedup It's beer time.

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    My vote goes to the wheelchair guy from Part 2.
     
  13. grodd

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    I've got to go with the liquid Nitrogen.
    Jason X - Adrienne's face freeze and smash!
     
  14. TheShape

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    Another vote for the sleeping bag kill in part 7.

    Mainly because part 7 was the first Friday film I saw at age 12. So a nostalgic choice for me. I thought that Jason was pretty badass with that one. In the version I saw (and most of us too), it looks like Jason just wanted to shut her up by whacking her on the tree. Then he saw that he was done and went on with his business.

    I think the uncut version of that kill shows Jason repeatedly banging the bag on the tree until she's dead, which is cool too but in a different kind of way.
     
  15. KillerCannabis

    KillerCannabis Slow, Deep & Hard

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    I've always loved the nurse's death in Jason X. You know, where Jason freezes her face in CO2 and smashes the shit out of it. I always felt that one was especially brutal.
     
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    Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday- Deborah

    As she orgasms, all of a sudden, a barbed wire spike is impaled through her torso. She then throws up blood on her face, Luke reacting horror. The spike is then pulled up, splitting her at the shoulder in half, red spraying all over, while the half limps... dead. Being uncut, it was awesome!
     
  17. MorallySound

    MorallySound Mad Mutilator

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    The handstand cut-in-two from Part III. Even as a kid prior to having seen the movie, the image of that very death on the VHS back cover always stood out.
     
  18. rhett

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    Well, the results are in. Pretty interesting spread of votes.


    Here are the top five kills:

    4. Frozen head smash from JASON X
    4. Handstand hack from PART 3
    3. Wheelchair death from PART 2
    2. Kevin Bacon's arrow through the throat in PART 1

    1. Sleeping Bag from THE NEW BLOOD


    Here's how the movies as a whole ranked for total number of votes:

    REMAKE - 0
    FREDDY VS. JASON - 0
    JASON GOES TO HELL - 3
    JASON TAKES MANHATTAN - 4
    JASON LIVES - 5
    JASON X - 7.5
    A NEW BEGINNING - 8.5
    PART 2 - 9
    PART 3 - 12.5
    PART 1 - 12.5
    THE NEW BLOOD - 16
    THE FINAL CHAPTER - 16



    Finally, here's a complete listing of all the votes by film:

    PART 1 - 12.5
    Axe to face - 4
    Bacon's bunk - 7.5
    Throat slash - 1

    PART 2 - 9
    Alice's kitchen coup - 1
    Wheelchair - 7
    Shish Kebob - 1

    PART 3 - 12.5
    Handstand - 6.5
    Harpoon - 5
    Head crush - 1

    THE FINAL CHAPTER - 16
    Corkscrew - 4
    Jason - 3
    Crotchlift - 1
    Window throw - 2
    Throat saw - 4
    Garden claw - 1
    Shower crush - 1

    A NEW BEGINNING - 8.5
    Outhouse - 2
    Garden shears - 1
    Leather strap - 3.5
    Motorcycle decapitation - 1
    Candy bar chop - 1

    JASON LIVES - 5
    Triple decapitation - 1
    Heart punch - 1
    RV Bathroom mold - 2
    Body folding - 1

    THE NEW BLOOD - 16
    Axe to face TV - 2
    Sleeping bag - 12
    Weedeater - 1
    Vagface - 1

    JASON TAKES MANHATTAN - 4
    Boxing decapitation - 4

    JASON GOES TO HELL - 3
    Tent - 3

    JASON X - 7.5
    Frozen head smash - 6.5
    Sleeping bag - 1

    FREDDY VS. JASON
    None

    REMAKE
    None

    Thanks to all 96 of you who sounded off, it was great hearing from everyone. The winners to be announced in the next post.
     
  19. rhett

    rhett Administrator

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    Random.org's Integer Generator tells me that the winners for the "Dead Fuck" contest are...

    bigdaddyhorse
    captain_brandon


    Congrats, guys!

    Thanks again to everyone for participating, there should be a new contest up soon. For those who didn't win...buy these discs, they're great!
     
  20. vampyr789

    vampyr789 9, 10. Never Sleep Again.

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    congrats guys!! :D
     

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