"She's a real carpenter's dream: flat as a board and needs a screw!" That line had me rollin' when I heard it the first time.
I'm not sure why, but I ended up taking Mel's rant, although it came to down to a coin toss. Watching Mel protect his camp empire by screaming at and wailing on little Ricky, always brings a smile to my face!
This was tough, but I had to go with Ricky's rant. Just for the amount of cussing he does in so little time.
I loved Mel's rant. What a dumb bastard...having a killer kill kids on your camp, and not calling the police for fear of bad press. Did he think the parents would just not notice their kids are missing???
Now that RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP has finished filming, I was wondering if Ricky will have an updated profanity-laced rant in the new film?
I can't pick. I love so many of them, and pretty much adore everything Angela says in Sleepaway Camp 2. I laugh just thinking of her. My love for that movie is unbound.
Wow, I haven't seen this movie in years. I forgot how many great one-liners there were! Gotta go with this one: (Artie) "Look at all that young fresh chicken! Where I come from, we call em' 'baldies'."
(Billy) "Gotta take a wicked dump first." If I had a dollar for everytime I used this quote...I would have $4581
That's the thing I like about the Sleepaway Camp series It's full of crazy characters saying so many off the wall things. I like most of the lines in this movie but I crack up every time I hear Ricky go into his profanity filled rant at the boys who hit Angela with the water balloons.
I went with the "carpenter's dream" quote. One of my favorite lines in any film. Runners up would be Mel's rant and then Ricky's rant, of course.
I had to go with the "baldies" remark. Although I find it sick, there's something dementedly funny about it too.
I went with the "flat as a board and needs a screw". But my close second is the "Hey Angela, how come you're so fucked up?" in true Tony Danza style.
Wow, what a great thread! Love the entire selection. Though I must confess that I also went with Ricky's rant. A great alternative to this choice would be the scene earlier on in the social hall...when Ricky walks in with Paul while donning the (mysteriously out-of-character) cowboy hat, defends Angela to Kenny via "Hey...D*CKFACE! LEAVE HER ALONE," gets nearly trampled by the lot of them, and then swears revenge by way of the line, "F*CKS!! I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR F*CKIN' ASSES IN!!" Like others pointed out...when it comes to spouting off a high volume of profanities in a short amount of time, Ricky is the man!!
