Favorite Troll 2 Quote

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What's your favorite TROLL 2 quote?

Poll closed Sep 14, 2010.
  1. "Nilbog...it's goblin spelled backwards!"

    9 vote(s)
    15.3%
  2. "You can't piss on hospitality...I won't allow it!"

    11 vote(s)
    18.6%
  3. "We had car trouble..."

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  4. "OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!"

    20 vote(s)
    33.9%
  5. "Release your nocturnal instincts in the bathroom!"

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%
  6. "Are you trying to turn me into a homo or something?"

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. "I still haven't learned the layout to this house..."

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  8. "Double decker baloney sandwich!"

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  9. "Joshua is not a little shit; he's just very sensitive!"

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. "But how are we going to make grandpa come?"

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%
  11. "Hurry...let's put some fuel on the fire!"

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. "We need some time for some things to happen."

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. "That's exactly what happened...with a voracity that has no equal on earth."

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  14. "I'm tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains!"

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%
  15. "Dance my children...dance and eat!"

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%
  16. "There must be a logical explination for all of this..."

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  17. "I must do it...I must do it..." [undoes zipper]

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  18. "Don't you see...only the power of goodness can defeat these creatures!"

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
  19. "Do you want some...Joshua?"

    3 vote(s)
    5.1%
  20. Other

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%
  1. rhett

    rhett Administrator

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    I'm tempted to transcribe the entire film, certainly TROLL 2 is worth it, but from the list, what's your favorite quote from the film? Don't forget to pre-order the Blu-ray, which definitely qualifies as the most amazing announcement of the year.
     
  2. HAEMORRHAGE

    HAEMORRHAGE If he dies, he dies

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    Hard to say but I went with "Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"

    I think the line that leads up to it should be part of it though: "They're eating her ....... and then they're going to eat ME!" haha.
     
  3. rhett

    rhett Administrator

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    Yeah, with so many of these the lead-up is what makes it even better, but for brevity's sake I'm just assuming we can all fill in the blanks.

    "Eggs?" "Eck!"
     
  4. MorallySound

    MorallySound Mad Mutilator

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    "You can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
     
  5. msw7

    msw7 Re-animated member

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    Yep. I went with the pissing on the hospitality. They're all good though :)
     
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    Shlockjock81 New Member

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    Though it's not included in the list, my favorite line is near the beginning. The mother gives the father that wide-eyed stare and says the most painfully retarded line: "Who are the goblins?".
     
  7. Katatonia

    Katatonia Hellbound Heart

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    There are so many great ones in the film, but this has always been my favorite:

    "You can't piss on hospitality...I won't allow it!"

    Oh, and Troll 2 coming out on Blu-ray pretty much makes 10/5 worth living. :joshua:!!!
     
  8. rhett

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    A: [​IMG]
     
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    Hellbilly Active Member

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    I get a kick out of the not-so popular quotes from Troll 2. This one is amongst my faves:

    "Dance my children...dance and eat!"

    and

    "Joshua, sing that song I like so much"

    The latter isn't exactly to print on t-shirt material but that line always gets the biggest reaction from me whenever I'm watching the movie.
     
  10. Shlockjock81

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    LOL epic response dude.
     
  11. X-human

    X-human I ate my keys

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    Out of that list, it's "Oh my god!" but the worst line has to be, "If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them."
     
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    "I'm tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains!"

    one of the most incoherent rants i've ever heard and it made me cry of laughter
     
  13. rhett

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    Shit, I don't know how I forgot that one. Yeah...what can you say to that...eat them???
     
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    "Nilbog... its Goblin spelled backwards!"
    I am frequently heard quoting this line in public when appropriate or at work when a co-worker has an extremely delayed Eureka moment. Mostly, its ignored or met with inquisitive stares. However, every once in awhile, someone gets it and that makes it all worthwhile.
     
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    "You can't piss on hospitality...I won't allow it!" I quote that all the time, I also love "If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them."
     
  16. Workshed

    Workshed a.k.a. Villyan Shit

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    "Nilbog...it's goblin spelled backwards!"

    Because this is supposed to be the big reveal, I assume. It's mind-blowing.
     
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    What alos makes Oh my godddddd.......... so funny is the fly on the Kids face.
     
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    LMFAO! I gotta agree with you there LMFAO. The Mom is the best.
     
  19. DVD-fanatic-9

    DVD-fanatic-9 And the Next Morning, When the Campers Woke Up...

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