Fun with Nuns

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  1. The Other Hell (1980)

    16.7%
  2. Alucarda (1978)

    50.0%
  3. Satanico Pandemonium (1975)

    8.3%
  4. Sister Act (1992)

    25.0%
  1. Hellbilly

    Hellbilly Active Member

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    Had this rather entertaining "nunsploitation" triple feature today. Which one of these three did you enjoy the most?

    The Other Hell (1980) - The cheesiest of the bunch no doubt. Franca Stoppi and her sisters must deal with murder and possible possessions in their convent. The Devil-ish ongoings are highlighted with partly bad dubbing and a few, if not brief, bloody moments. Bruno Mattei holds back on nudity & sex though. 3/5

    Alucarda (1978) - A long time fave, a first time viewing on DVD. This movie still delivers and one does not really mind the Carrie-esque ending (even though this film was made one year before Carrie but not released until 1978). Possessions, Exorcisms, Belzebub-worshipping, torture and lots of naked flesh. The nuns in Alucarda also have the coolest habits :D 4/5

    Satanico Pandemonium (1975) - More religious sister ploitation from Mexico. Sister Maria is the possessed one doing all sorts of sinful stuff including murder, sex and just having wicked thoughts in general. Loved the apple-bit but the Devil came off kinda corny. 4/5

    Now say your prayers and vote!
     
  2. Katatonia

    Katatonia Hellbound Heart

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    No Nuns on the Run ?? :eek2:
     
  3. Hellbilly

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  4. RyanPC

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    The only one I've seen of those three is The Other Hell and I HATED it... which is a damn shame because Bruno Mattei and Franca Stoppi sounded like such a good pairing. Wasted opportunity. :(

    My favorite nunsploitation film so far has been Killer Nun. I haven't seen very many, unfortunately.
     
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    Shokk Lord Of The Thighs

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    Of the choices listed Alucarda. The Other Hell and it's paper mache devil head comes in second.:D
     
  6. DrHerbertWest

    DrHerbertWest For Your Health

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    I haven't seen any of them, unfortunately. Been eyeing Alucarda for months though.
     
  7. Luna

    Luna Guest

    My thoughts exactly!

    Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch!
     
  8. mcchrist

    mcchrist A new breed of pervert!

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    Alucarda is incredible.
     
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    _pi_ Peace, bitch

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    Sister Act! No one can beat Whoop-ay! :D
     
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    When it comes to nun movies, the sleaziest I've seen is D'Amato's Images in a Convent. It even has some hardcore scenes.
     
  11. thrashard76

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    Nuns Have No Fun by Mercyful Fate

    Upon a cross a nun will be hanged, she will be raped by an evil man
    Knock spikes through her hands, things won't come she won't understand
    You're a nun you haven't had no fun, living your life as virgin queen
    I'm gonna change it and I'll get it done, tomorrow you won't be a virgin queen
    C. U. N. T. that's what you are, you're C. U. N. T. yeah

    I get it up, I get it up in the dark, I make her feel I'm not a holy man
    Faster breathing, she's like a shark, she wants more, I'm gonna give her my cross

    Nuns have no fun, They just have their fathers and sons
    But I'll give them hell, I never fail
    Nuns have no fun, They just have their fathers and sons
    But I'll give them hell, I never fail

    I get it up, I get it up in the dark, I make her feel I'm not a holy man
    Faster breathing, she's like a shark, she wants more I'm gonna give her my cross

    C. U. N. T. that's what you are, you're C. U. N. T. yeah.
     
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    No love for Back in the Habit? :(
     
  14. thrashard76

    thrashard76 Guest

    Nun for me thanx.
     
  15. DeathDealer

    DeathDealer I Inhale Horror

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    The best Nunspoliation film I ever saw was Norifumi Suzuki's masterpiece, School of the Holy Beast. Just Brilliant!

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    I haven't seen any of those, but I have seen KILLER NUN and THE SINFUL NUNS OF ST. VALENTINE. Out of those two I pick THE SINFUL NUNS.
     
  18. allmessedup

    allmessedup It's beer time.

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    Love ALUCARDA....haven't seen the others.

    THE DEMONS is another good one...and of course THE DEVILS, which sort of kicked the whole subgenre off.
     
  19. Jamm

    Jamm J'aime les cadavres

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    That was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the choices listed for this poll!!! Great film, and definitely NOT for everyone.
     

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