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    Two White Doves in an Eagle's Talons
    Directed by
    Carlo Smelmi

    An attractive female writer is found dead with her head and hands cut off under the very eyes of the police. A visiting English professor accidentally destroys some crucial evidence about the the crime. Despite several false leads, he discovers the maniac's true identity, but is mistakenly gunned down by the police before he can reveal it.
     
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    A Big Green Aardvark in an Empty Grave
    Directed by Carlo Smelmi

    A wealthy man has his throat cut in a church. A priest is implicated in the crime. He unravels the complicated plot and leads the police to the criminal. Unfortunately, he is mistaken, and soon the real maniac is on his case.

    :lol: :eek2: :lol:
     
  4. Luna

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    Holy shit. Schizo nuns? I'm SO there. :D

    A Doll's Head in a Glass Coffin
    Directed by
    Ovidio Massaprodussi

    A schizophrenic nun , who claims to be able to read people's minds, disappears one day and is presumed dead for twenty years. An innocuous-looking student accidentally steps into the middle of the police investigation of the the disappearance, and after decoding entries in a hidden journal, she finds out the culprit is a person beyond suspicion.
     
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    mcchrist A new breed of pervert!

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    White Cat on the Etruscan Altar
    Directed by
    Umberto Umberti

    A wealthy woman is found dead under a bridge. A nurse seems to know a little too much about the the murder. She unravels the complicated plot and leads the police to the criminal. Unfortunately, she is mistaken, and soon the real maniac is on her trail.


    Umberto Umberti :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Great fucking title though.

    EDIT: Speaking of another great title!!!

    A Golden Puma that Stands in the Center of the Ever-Widening Pool of Red
     
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    Cydeous Axxon N

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    Case of the Headless Punchinelli
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    Lucio Rompecazzo

    The art of Rodin triggers the decapitation of students at a Roman art school. Each victim was heard mocking the legendary Gates of Hell, which is the personal favourite sculpure of Enrico, an art professor and student of the occult. Could Enrico be the killer? What does his book, "The Gateway to Hell", have to do with the police investigation?
     
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    A Glass Eye in the Web of the Spider
    Directed by
    Fulvio Lucci ( :) )

    An English child who has been accused of a crime vanishes, and is subsequently found dead in a river. A young spiritualist is unsatisfied with the official explanation of the mystery, and when another person is found murdered, she discovers that the child was really a monster; she decides to try to help the real killer escape from the police.
     
  8. Wolf Man

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    Your Face is as Still as the Calm Surface of the Lake, But Your Heart is a Killer with One Red Eye

    A Big Green Aardvark in a Silver Casket

    The Butterfly with Hands of Stone (Wouldn't that make it tough to fly?)

    Black Cat in a Darkened Room (Now where is that damn...meooowwwww!)

    And this, from the "Duh" file:
    The Glass Doll with Teeth of Glass
     
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    zombi3 Pure Evil

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    I went through a few, but I like this one the best:

    Who Has Put These Strange Traces of Blue Lipstick On the Collar of the Murdered Man?

    Directed by
    Fulvio Lucci

    A disturbed nun ritually slaughters young women under a bridge. A student inadvertently picks up the one piece of evidence that wil solve the the killing. When another person is found murdered, she is caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse with a maniac.
     
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    The Chaostar Johnny Hallyday forever

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    Your Face is as Still as the Calm Surface of the Lake, But Your Heart is a Killer with a Woman's Hands
    Directed by
    Fulvio Lucci

    A desperate nurse is kidnapped. An American journalist unearths a clue to the the disappearance. He decides he must track down and kill the real criminal, who he fears is beyond the law.


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    The Serpent Writhes in a Glass Coffin
    Directed by
    Gianni della Bonti

    A child is stabbed to death in the style of a killer who has been dead for many years. A blind boy investigates the killing, and after discovering an old painting, he is caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse with a maniac.

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


    Death is a Dark Figure that Stands in the Center of the Ever-Widening Pool of Red
    Directed by
    Franco Franco

    A politician vanishes in front of hundreds of witnesses on a busy street. An enigmatic writer accidentally destroys some crucial evidence about the the mystery. Ultimately he discovers the criminal's identity; he uses his knowledge to force


    OH MY GOD!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



    Strange Shadows on the Table at Evening
    Directed by
    Umberto Umberti

    An American journalist is killing off the members of a certain business organization on stage, in front of an audience which doesn't understand what's going on. A man finds a letter that contains some unknown details about the the crime. When another person is found murdered, he discovers too late that the perpetrator has been close to him all the time.


    AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!


    Man this is sooooooo funny! I want to meet the guy or gal who did this!
     
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    A Bloodstained White Rose in an Empty Grave

    Directed by
    Umberto Umberti

    A well-known woman is murdered with a hatchet in an old, abandoned warehouse. An elderly man inadvertently picks up the one piece of evidence that wil solve the the crime. After running afoul of the police investigation, he discovers that the presumed victim, the woman, is in fact a maniacal killer, and is still on the loose!
     
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    A Gecko with Iron Fingers Stained in Red

    Directed by Gianni della Bonti

    A controversial man is killing off the members of a certain business organization in the style of a killer who terrorized the neighborhood several hundred years ago. An elderly policewoman accidentally destroys some crucial evidence about the the murder. After running afoul of the police investigation, she finds herself implicated deeper and deeper in the crime, with no apparent way out.

    :lol: :eek2: :lol:
     
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    Your Face is as Still as the Calm Surface of the Lake, But Your Heart is a Killer with Bloodstained Lips
    Directed by
    Fulvio Lucci

    An attractive medium is brutally raped and murdered under a bridge. A wealthy woman is attacked by a shadowy figure, because she is presumed to know something about the the murder. After several bloody murders, she finds herself implicated deeper and deeper in the crime, with no apparent way out


    THESE ARE GREAT!!!!!!
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    "Five Victims For The Maniac That Walks In The Blue Shadows Of The Moonlight" :eek2: Directed by Fettucini Cacciatori ( I made this up! :D) This is hilarious! Hell, it's takes you two hours just to read the freaking title. :lol:

    Anyway, the plot:

    An elderly detective decapitates a rival and disposes of the head in a train station. A photographer finds a letter that contains some unknown details about the murder, and after running afoul of the police investigation, he discovers that the presumed victim, the detective, is in fact a maniacal killer, and is still on the loose! :bs:

    Sounds most intriguing, but I hear the book was much better! :cool:

    R. I. P. :glasses:
     
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  15. Atmims

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    :lol: :lol: Man, these have some great titles and plots. Pretty cool!! I wish some of these were real.
     
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    The Secret Lies Hidden in a Glass Coffin
    Directed by
    Gianni della Bonti

    A mad man is poisoned; his body then disappears, and turns up mutilated in the style of a killer who has been dead for many years. A girl discovers the crime. She finds herself faced with the decision to betray her own father.
     
  17. Coverdale

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    The funniest thing is how someone always "runs afoul of the police." Ain't it true, though? :lol:
     
  18. betterdan

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    White Cat on the Table at Evening
    Directed by
    Fulvio Lucci

    An aging politician's wife , who claims to be able to read people's minds, disappears one day. A strange priest discovers the disappearance. Ultimately he is killed before he can solve the mystery; his best friend then steps in to try to finish the investigation, only to find that the killer is in fact the politician's wife, who wasn't the real victim after all.

    And on a double bill...

    Evidence of a Violent Struggle on a Blue Satin Pillow
    Directed by
    Xerxe Silveri

    A desperate girl is brutally raped and murdered in the trunk of a famous politician's car. Her friend is implicated in the killing. Ultimately she must prove herself innocent, even though the detective may be involved in the crime.

    Now it says a girl is raped and murdered but her friend (a female) is implicated in the killing. So her friend (a female) raped her? Also wouldn't it be kinda cramped to rape someone in a car trunk then kill them?

    :lol:
     
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  19. betterdan

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    Another...

    The Baboon with a Woman's Hands
    Directed by
    Ovidio Massaprodussi

    A disturbed young student is hacked to pieces in a darkened movie theater. His father is implicated in the murder. After decoding entries in a hidden journal, he discovers that he himself is actually responsible for the crimes!

    :lol:
     
  20. Atmims

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    :lol: :lol: Those are some good ones Betterdan.
     

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