Giallo Generator!

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  1. Wermode

    Wermode New Member

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    Titles aside, some of these plots sound pretty interesting...not a bad generator of ideas for a slasher movie...no, really.;)
     
  2. FulciZombieFan

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    Great Title!

    Hey ... this one has a GREAT title but so-so plot ...

    The Baboon with Bloodstained Lips
    Directed by
    Umberto Umberti

    A girl vanishes. A woman finds a letter that contains some unknown details about the the disappearance. When another person is found murdered, the hunter becomes the hunted as she decides to make the real criminal pay!
     
  3. FulciZombieFan

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    Sounds a bit like TENEBRE

    Three Dead on a Frozen Landscape
    Directed by
    Ovidio Massaprodussi

    A visiting English writer is found dead (presumably a suicide) in an old, abandoned warehouse. A corrupt policeman seems to know a little too much about the the killing. After decoding entries in a hidden journal, he is killed before he can solve the mystery; his closest friend then steps in to try to finish the investigation, only to find that the killer is in fact the writer, who wasn't the real victim after all.
     
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    GREAT title and DECENT plot

    OK I promise this is my last one ...

    Death is a Dark Figure with Hands of Stone
    Directed by
    Matteo Bruni

    A desperate medium is murdered with a hatchet near the house of the village witch. Her son is mistaken for somone else by the perpetrator of the the killing. He must prove himself innocent, even though the detective may be involved in the crime.
     
  5. rhett

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    This site is laugh out loud hilarious! :lol: Just the titles alone are worth multiple viewings. My favorite title was:

    A Golden Puma with Eyes of Ice

    I agree with Atmims though, I wish these were real!
     
  6. gorelover

    gorelover Guest

    What about this one:

    The Glass Doll with a Woman's Hands

    Directed by Ruggero Ruggeri

    An attractive girl is found dead with her head and hands cut off in the style of a killer who terrorized the neighborhood many years ago. An American student has a premonition concerning the murder, and he discovers the maniac's true identity, but is mistakenly gunned down by the police before he can reveal it.
    :lol: :eek2: :lol:

    -gl
     
  7. Trout

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    Black Cat on Liza's Shroud

    Directed by: Sergio & Martino de Alberto

    A writer is stabbed to death. His twin accidentally destroys some crucial evidence about the the murder, and despite several false leads, she begins to suspect the maniac responsible may be her own twin!


    The Red-Stained Knife Glints Menacingly in a Glass Coffin

    Directed by: Matteo Bruni

    An elderly priest is kidnapped out of a seemingly-locked room. A young detective finds a letter that contains some unknown details about the the disappearance. When another person is found murdered, he discovers that the priest was really a monster; he decides to try to help the real killer escape from the police.


    The Snow Leopard that Stands in the Center of the Ever-Widening Pool of Red

    Directed by: Ovidio Massaprodussi

    A blind priest is attacked and left for dead in a darkened movie theater. A student is implicated in the murder, and he decides he must track down and kill the real criminal, who he fears is beyond the law.
     
  8. CrumpsBro

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    You guys are SO the only people I know who would find that site is as funny as I do!:D

    My Heart is an Assassin that Stands in the Center of the Ever-Widening Pool of Red

    Directed by
    Ruggero Ruggeri

    A young girl is butchered. Her twin is attacked by a shadowy figure, because she is presumed to know something about the the murder, and after running afoul of the police investigation, she discovers that she herself is actually responsible for the crimes!
     
  9. Lyle Horowitz

    Lyle Horowitz Miscreant

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    Giallo Title Generator

    Heh, pretty funny stuff...

    http://www.braineater.com/misc/giallo.html

    :D
     
  10. SaviniFan

    SaviniFan I Have A Fetish

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    My Heart is an Assassin with a Woman's Hands
    Directed by
    Pupi Duppi

    A desperate writer is killing off the members of a certain business organization in the style of a killer who terrorized the neighborhood several hundred years ago. A spiritualist accidentally steps into the middle of the police investigation of the the murder. After discovering an old painting, she must prove herself innocent, even though the detective may be involved in the crime.
     
  11. RyanPC

    RyanPC Guest

    Wasn't there already a couple threads on this nifty little generator?

    I like it, but boredom sets in once you start getting the same titles more than once. :sleepy:

    Anyway, here is the first one I got:

    A Glass Eye on the Velvet Tapestry

    Directed by
    Franco Franco

    A wealthy student is strangled in the style of a killer who terrorized the neighborhood several hundred years ago. A strange model finds a letter that contains some unknown details about the the crime. Ultimately she finds out the culprit is a person beyond suspicion.​
     
  12. Mattster

    Mattster Guest

    There's already a post about this.
     
  13. Damage

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    Take off to the Great White North, eh?
    Giallo Generator

    I've been totally frooging to my Giallo Collection boxset and did a little searching on the Net. Guess what I found?

    DIY Giallo Generator

    Oh go ahead and click, it's fun. I came up with Love is a Cruel Shadow with a Woman's Hands Directed by Fulvio Lucci...
     
  14. The Joker

    The Joker Guest

    thats some cool shit

    I reloaded like 8 times and every one of my plots had something to do with a painting lol
     
  15. betterdan

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    Take off to the Great White North, eh?
    Third time's a charm.
     
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    The Snow Leopard that Walks in the Blue Shadows of the Moonlight
    Directed by Stefano Stefani

    A Big Green Aardvark in a Landscape of Ice
    Directed by Sergio & Martino de Alberto

    :lol: :lol:
     
  18. onebyone

    onebyone Guest

    Bwhahaha. Sad thing is, I would probably at least rent that one just based on the strength of the title alone.
     
  19. Crystal Plumage

    Crystal Plumage Dig me..but don't bury me

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    A well it's been awhile...
    Still funny though.
     
  20. b0nkers

    b0nkers Guest

    Here is your random fake-giallo:

    A Glass Eye on a Marble Monument
    Directed by
    Stefano Stefani

    An alcoholic policeman is found brutally murdered. His colleague is accused of the crime, and he is caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse with a maniac.
     

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