Happy Birthday To Me 2

Discussion in 'Slashers' started by Hellbilly, Jul 29, 2004.

  1. Roger Ebert

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    Is; -Richard Roeper..!! -Gay..!!

    :cool:


    Is; -Richard Roeper.. -Gay..!!
     
  2. Roger Ebert

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    Richard Roeper is a maggot nerd dog..!! -A gay prick..?

    :fuck:

    Richard Roeper is a maggot nerd dog..? -A Gay prick..?
     
  3. Luna

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    I don't know; -the correct answer to this..! -Yes..?
     
  4. Grim

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    Sweet Jesus. I don't know how much more I can take.
     
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  5. Roger Ebert

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    ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ROGER THE FRIENDLY CRITIC GHOST..?

    PRESENTING..!! -MR. -AND..! -MRS..! -RICHARD AND EBERT ROEPER..? :fuck:
     
  6. The Doctor

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    That was as well written as MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE. :lol:

    Maybe if we wish real hard everyone, maybe the sparrows will come and take Mr. Stark, er, Mr. Ebert away.
     
  7. Grim

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    This is getting rather comedic, now.
     
  8. I actually laughed at that last comment....lol
     
  9. Roger Ebert

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    Voodooo doll shooed do the trick..?

    Hi..! -I will never die..! -I will give you all the worst fucked up
    "Nightmares.." -While won't you get rid of me with your Roger Ebert

    "Voodooo doll.."! -That will work..? -Ha ha ha..!! :glasses: :evil: :fuck:
     
  10. Grim

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    A friend sends you his regards:

    "Die."
     
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  11. So are you available for parties and bar mitzvah's?
     
  12. Luna

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    That sounds like something a virus writer would include in his code somewhere.
     
  13. Katatonia

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    Roger, is your real name Conrad by any chance?
     
  14. Roger Ebert

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    I am; -"NumberJodi5..!!" -I wooed like two be a Dr. Pepper..?

    :cool: :( :eek2: :banana:

    I am "Number Jodi5.."! -I am alive..? -Wooed you like two be a Dr.
    Pepper..?
     
  15. RyanPC

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    Hey Rog, I met Jodi Lynn O'Keefe the other day, she told me to send her regards.
     
  16. Luna

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  17. Roger Ebert

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    Hay; -RyanPC..!! I am not really; -Roger Ebert..?

    Hay; -Ryan P.C. -I am Robert..! -Not really; -Roger Ebert..!
    Did you two tell..! -Jodi Lyn O'keefe..! -What I said..?
     
  18. Roger Ebert

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    Hay Ryan..!! -Can you get; -Jodi Lyn's; -E-Mail..? -I want a tell
    her how sexy she is..? -I have this lesbian fantasy about her..?

    Robert..!! :fuck:
     
  19. RyanPC

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    Yes I did! She said she was very happy to have a stalker, as she never thought she had any fans. And she's very flattered that you post about her in threads that have nothing to do with her movies!

    Oh and she also told me to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
     
  20. Roger Ebert

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    RyanP.C. -Tell Jodi I have a new cool nickname for her..?

    Hay Ryan..!! -Tell Jodi that she reminds me of; -Johnnynumber five..!!
    and I have this new nickname for her..? -"NumberJodifive.."! -She'll get a
    real crack at it..?

    Robert..!! -Really..!!
     

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