Most Pointless Nude scene in a Horror Movie

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  1. I thought of this while watching Return of the Living Dead. Here are these punk kids, in a grave yard and all of a sudden for no valid reason, the redhead strips buck nekkid and starts dancing on top of a tomb stone.

    It gets my top vote for pointless nudity in a movie.
     
  2. Tawny

    Tawny You guys got sour balls?

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    I don't think any nude scenes are pointless;)
     
  3. I have to agree with Tawny! :D
     
  4. Fistfuck

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    How about that great clothes-swapping sequence in Sorority House Massacre. What a great fucking idea.
     
  5. Gnaghi

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    she's an exhibitionist? don't they say, "hey guys, she's getting naked again"?
     
  6. KR~!

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    unless it's a guy or a ugly chick ;)
     
  7. Mortis

    Mortis GARBAGE DAY!

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    Re: Re: Most Pointless Nude scene in a Horror Movie

    That's what I've always thought.

     
  8. Deaddevilman

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    Non lesbian nude scenes.
     
  9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: Barely seen but from the side, you see psycho bitch's breasts. She thought it was some farmer's wife or drunk teens. Pointless :rolleyes:
     
  10. Hellbilly

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    For more pointless nudity check here :D
     
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    Gotta agree. :D
     
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    That is just one of the many reasons I loathe that piece of slasher trash. :evil:

    My vote has to go to FREDDY VS JASON, when the chick strips down at the start. She literally just takes her clothes off, jumps in the lake and then comes right back out. Definitely the most exploitative scene when it comes to T & A in recent horror. I understand that it was more or less poking fun at the required slasher conventions, but still...
     
  13. Mark Relford

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    Re: Re: Most Pointless Nude scene in a Horror Movie

    Plus, she gets off on anything related to death. That's a great scene, Chow.:D
     
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    Mark Relford Chairman of the Bored

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    Ahhh... But she's a dirty slut that deserves to be punished.:D It was refreshing to see some nudity in a slasher again.

    Most pointless nude scene in a horror movie? Howling 2's laughable threesome.
     
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    AR! :D
    Had no idea you were here. Welcome :)
     
  16. Jamm

    Jamm J'aime les cadavres

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    I LOVE that scene!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Thanks! Finally got off my lazy ass and registered. :D
     
  18. _pi_

    _pi_ Peace, bitch

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    My vote goes to Asia Argento's completely pointless nude scene in Trauma. Not only has this scene absolutely NO significance in the film, but Asia was also only 16 or 17 when it was filmed and was so nervous she cried and cried before shooting it.

    I love Dario, but come on - you don't do something like that to you daughter!
     
  19. onebyone

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    That is not my most meaningless, but it is for sure one of the skeeviest ever. Seriously, you shouldn't direct your daughter in stuff like that. It is just a little too odd for me.
     
  20. H0MOSareGAY

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    halloween. Not at the beginning, the naked dead body toward the end. That one wasn't even in there for T&A value, it was absolutely pointless.
     

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