I love slasher movies. I love slasher movies a lot. I love them more than Lemonheads, and that's an awfully lot. (Of course, the two are best together, but that's neither here nor there.) I am really craving some new slasher meat right now. Sadly, there does not seem to be any slashers worth .03 cents coming out (but will I see and probably like the bad ones? You betcha!), and I just spent a lot of time at amazon looking for upcoming slashers releases or just any slasher movie that I hadn't seen and came up with zilch. Nothing. Have I really worn slashers out after all these years, or are there some gems (or even real non-troma stinkers, seriously I am not slasher picky) out there yet to find? If you know some, point me in the direction of them please. I need a massacre fix and I need it bad. Thank you for your help in this stressful time.