Rob Zombie directing CSI: Miami

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  1. indiephantom

    indiephantom Horny Spirit

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    I know this show gets a fair bit of hate and this is slightly old news, but as a fan of both...I love the idea. Said to air on March 1st. How can you not love a little Caruso? :glasses:

    And I sure hope this guest list stays true: http://www.movieweb.com/news/NEphAusqkFPbsw :banana:

    This reminds me, I still haven't watched Joe Dante's episode of CSI:NY, but I did enjoy Tarantino's CSI double-header very much.
     
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    I didn't think you could turn David Caruso into even more of a misogynist, but fingers crossed that Zombie proves us all wrong.
     
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    Erick H. Well-Known Member

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    As long as Zombie isn't just "reimagining" an old episode of the show I'll give his ep. a spin.
     
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    Hey, if he redid an episode with David Caruso as a silent, bearded and homeless man, I'd seriously be all over that.
     
  5. 2D4EVER

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    How about Zombie copies King of New York and Caruso gets his head blown off with a shotgun just as he's putting those stupid sunglasses up to his eyes?
     
  6. Vlachio

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    I wonder if Sheri Moon will make an unwelcome unsurprised appearance?
     
  7. 2D4EVER

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    She will play the part of a murdered stripper with her ass hanging out.
     
  8. DVD-fanatic-9

    DVD-fanatic-9 And the Next Morning, When the Campers Woke Up...

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    This is what Rob Zombie should have been doing since day 1 as a director. His talent for external over internal, his cheap music video aesthetic, and hollow characterizations will fit this show to a T.

    As for why the show gets hate... I've never watched it but I've heard a dozen episodes playing in the background. I can't hate the main characters, but the criminals are so poorly written that I don't want to know what happens. Hearing that dialogue makes me so angry. How can criminals be a threat or a match to the detectives if they're so stupid, obvious, and cliched?



    I'm going to shoot myself for this (since one of my major criticisms of horror from 00-09 was that there were too many criminal characters and the pacing and sense of style were straight out of an episode of this show) but...

    I did too. I caught some of an NY marathon and it's vastly superior to Miami.
     
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    My thoughts exactly......
     
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    ekent The Lord's Arm of Justice

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    I am interested in this. I wonder if he'll manage to sneak in an inappropriate "brutal" rape scene, or a skullfuck comment. I'd be shocked if Sherri wasn't in this.
     
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    After the disaster that is Hellbilly Deluxe 2, I have no interest in this.
     
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    That's out? I haven't heard anything about it since it was announced.
     
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    A russian site I frequent has it. I preordered it from iTunes earlier this month as well. Other than "What" and "Sick Bubblegun", I really don't like the album.
     
  14. Of course she will, She's like Yoko Ono but worse. Her voice is equally annoying as Yoko's is the same (after hearing her on one of my Zappa videos making some kind of strange squealing sound I compared the 2 and they match pretty well) and Zombie can't go without putting her in anything he does it seems like. She's like an ugly stage prop that won't go away. I've only watched about 3 episodes of CSI and really disliked it so I'll probably hate it anyways, but now that Zombie's directing it gives me more of a reason to block the show from my guide. lol.
     
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    Hey,could be a spinoff !
     
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    Hobocop !
     
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    ha!
     
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    indiephantom Horny Spirit

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