Shoot the Unlucky Viewer in the Head! The Worst Zombie Movie of All Time?

Discussion in 'Reader Polls' started by Mark Relford, Aug 28, 2007.

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The Worst Zombie Movie of All Time?

  1. Raiders of the Living Dead

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  2. Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis

    4.2%
  3. Hood of the Living Dead

    4.2%
  4. Day of the Dead 2: Contagium

    16.7%
  5. Zombie Chronicles

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  6. Mortuary '05

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  7. House of the Dead

    6.3%
  8. Night of the Living Dead: 30th Anniversary

    18.8%
  9. Oasis of the Zombies

    2.1%
  10. Zombie Lake

    14.6%
  11. Zombiez

    4.2%
  12. Children of the Living Dead

    8.3%
  13. Hellgate '89

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  14. Flesheater

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  15. The Dead Hate the Living

    2.1%
  16. Zombie Planet

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  17. Pet Sematary 2

    2.1%
  18. C.H.U.D. 2- Bud the Chud

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  19. Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave

    4.2%
  20. other

    12.5%
  1. Mark Relford

    Mark Relford Chairman of the Bored

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    Everyone loves zombie movies. The good ones can make us think: Would I be able to pull the trigger on a zombified loved one? Could I survive an outbreak? Would society be able to cope with this new threat? It also addresses our fear of death. Of course, there's the desire to watch a human picnic. If all else fails, go for the gore! So, what went wrong with these movies? How can you fuck up something so simple and effective? This putrid poll has it all: hiphop zombies, zombies with necklines, a hitchhiking Tarman zombie, and even a zombie turtle. The competition's pretty "stiff"! What's the worst zombie movie of all time?
     
  2. Katatonia

    Katatonia Hellbound Heart

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    House of the Dead. I'd rather stare at a blank wall for 90 minutes.
     
  3. Rockmjd

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    Children of the Living Dead...so bad the director had to issue an apology.
     
  4. onebyone

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    Other: Redneck Zombies
     
  5. old-boo-radley

    old-boo-radley They stay the same age...

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    Zombie Lake. Redneck Zombies follows close.
     
  6. Luna

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    Definitely Redneck Zombies.

    *shudder*
     
  7. eric_angelus

    eric_angelus Testacular

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    Day of the Dead 2. Most of these really suck, but of the ones I have seen...DOTD2 is the only one I could not even make it 20 minutes through.
     
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    maybrick Well-Known Member

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    Kiss Daddy Goodbye, although it has had some recent competition for "King of the shit pile" in Children of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead 2, and House of the Dead.
     
  9. Numania

    Numania Guest

    Well, after seeing Dead Clowns, I had to vote for that steaming, fly-covered pile.
     
  10. Mortis

    Mortis GARBAGE DAY!

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    Day of the Dead 2 from the ones I've seen. Redneck Zombies rules.
     
  11. dirkwu

    dirkwu Bannable Lector

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    Oh christ almighty. I call shennigans!

    This poll is null and void w/o a Redneck Zombies option and "other" just doesn't cut it.
     
  12. Criswell

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    NOTLD 30th. The new bits were blasphemous.
     
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    Children Of The Living Dead. Just awful.
     
  14. The Chaostar

    The Chaostar Johnny Hallyday forever

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    NOTLD 30th. I can find "something" to enjoy in every other zombie film out there, even with Zombie Lake or Oasis of the Zombies. But not with this one....
     
  15. Kolpitz

    Kolpitz Purely and Simply Evil

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    My vote goes to Children of the Living Dead. Truth be told, I've only seen four of these movies and I actually liked Mortuary. House of the Dead is, of course, a terrible, terrible movie but it also has tremendous bad movie appeal. The Dead Hate the Living! is also a terrible, terrible movie but at least there's some passion involved. There's no talent but there is passion. Children of the Living Dead, however, lacks both passion and talent. It's cheap and was clearly only made to cash in on the Romero name (much like, I hear, Day of the Dead 2: Contagium).
     
  16. satans-sadists

    satans-sadists Ghost

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    I had the misfortune of seeing Children of the Living Dead and feel compelled to warn anyone and everyone to avoid it at all costs!

    Terrible as Zombie Lake truly is, I do in fact find it entertaining. Oasis of the Zombies sucks big time and is a proven cure for insomnia, yet it's high art compared to Children of the Living Dead.

    I never saw House of the Dead and Day of the Dead 2: Contagium.
     
  17. fceurich39

    fceurich39 Well-Known Member

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    same here i do hope the night of the living dead 3D will be better but i have been hearing some very negative things about that
     
  18. maybrick

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    Period.
     
  19. BloodMan

    BloodMan Kill Time B4 It Kills You

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    you need add the mother of all pieces of zombie shit... STACY... motherfucking shit!
    *is angry now and walks away*
     
  20. Children of the living dead ate some serious undead dick, but the grand prize here goes to Hood of the living dead. I just thank God my beloved Burial Ground wasn't on the list. Also, is it sad that i have seen all those? Plus you forgot The Video Dead!
     

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