Shoot the Unlucky Viewer in the Head! The Worst Zombie Movie of All Time?

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The Worst Zombie Movie of All Time?

  1. Raiders of the Living Dead

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  2. Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis

    4.2%
  3. Hood of the Living Dead

    4.2%
  4. Day of the Dead 2: Contagium

    16.7%
  5. Zombie Chronicles

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  6. Mortuary '05

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  7. House of the Dead

    6.3%
  8. Night of the Living Dead: 30th Anniversary

    18.8%
  9. Oasis of the Zombies

    2.1%
  10. Zombie Lake

    14.6%
  11. Zombiez

    4.2%
  12. Children of the Living Dead

    8.3%
  13. Hellgate '89

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  14. Flesheater

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  15. The Dead Hate the Living

    2.1%
  16. Zombie Planet

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  17. Pet Sematary 2

    2.1%
  18. C.H.U.D. 2- Bud the Chud

    0 vote(s)
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  19. Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave

    4.2%
  20. other

    12.5%
  1. Mark Relford

    Mark Relford Chairman of the Bored

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    Well, you can't please everyone. ;) Redneck Zombies was a major oversight on my part. Too many bad zombie movies and not enough options!
    NOTLD: 30th Anniversary still takes the cake. I would rather watch a colorized version over this abomination. I hope Russo drowns in a lifetime supply of Bosco chocolate syrup. :D
     
  2. Shannafey

    Shannafey Don't Monkey With Me!

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    A lot of these I haven't seen, because I heard they were so bad!
     
  3. MorallySound

    MorallySound Mad Mutilator

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    Does Porno Holocaust count as a zombie movie? Or just a horny-mutant-freak-who-only-shows-up-in-the-last-25-minutes movie? Cause if it's a zombie flick, it gets my vote.
     
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    Agreed. It delivered a lot of Porno but very little Holocaust.
     
  5. DrHerbertWest

    DrHerbertWest For Your Health

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    I despise Oasis Of The Zombies. It put me to sleep TWICE. It gets my vote.
     
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    Oasis of the Zombies also put me to sleep twice and I'm a Jess Franco collector. Finally finished it the third time, but can't bring myself to revisit it.
     
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    There was Holocaust in my house when my wife found the disk in the dvd!!!
     
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    Pet Semetery 2. It has a few interesting moments, but it is appalingly bad (and come on, Edward Furlong was miscast anyway). The first one wasn't great but it was effective in places -- the second one seemed like a bad comedy with some drama thrown in.
     
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    MorallySound Mad Mutilator

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    I'd like to change my vote. Watched FleshEater the other night. Wow, worst zombie movie EVER!!!!!!!!! BLLAARERRHHRHHGGHH.
     
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    :fire: Zombiez can`t be a movie worst than this one!
     

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    Voted for Return of the Living Dead 4... wish I could have voted for 5 as well. They were both desecrations to the series and the cheap outcome of the shoddy filmmaking was like watching "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" with zombies... and no Rita.
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    I'm surprised at how many people voted (to date) for Zombie Lake! It's a true gem which gave us the immortal line, "That's not fair, you have panties on!"
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  12. MrVess

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    Is Uwe Boll's Seed a zombie movie? Because if it is, it may crawl to the "top" of this list soon...
     
  13. Tye

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    To be honest I haven't seen any of the films listed in the poll. However the worst zombie film I've seen is Hell of the Living Dead (which, I know, has it's beloved supporters).
     
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    Anything with Fast Running Zombis, they are not ZOMBIES!!!!
     
  15. Wez4555

    Wez4555 Happy Trees Motherfucker!

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    i voted for house of the dead. they didn't even have the talent to beat the fucking (DREAMCAST) game and enable the red blood.

    screw all you redneck zombie haters! whats not to love?:)
     
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    DVD-fanatic-9 And the Next Morning, When the Campers Woke Up...

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    Just because a group of complete geeks run around with "Fulci Lives" shirts and talk about David Warbeck does not signal "passion" to me. But then again... it's also one of the only movies on that list I've seen that I thought was pure crap. I voted for Dead Hate the Living.
     
  17. Coverdale

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    I haven't seen many of the films on the list (I guess I'm lucky to have only seen "good" zombie films), so I picked Other: Zombi Holocaust a/k/a Dr. Butcher MD. It can't decide if it wants to be a zombie film or a cannibal film so it fails at both. Plus that dummy.

    Zombie Lake is pretty bad too, what with the green makeup.
     
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    I voted other for Redneck Zombies only zombie movie to put me asleep!
     
  19. Zombie Lake, even though it has its so-bad-its-good charm
     

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