So, after watching Madman again

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  1. Mr. Eddy

    Mr. Eddy Member

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    I've come to the conclusion that the movie has one of the most unattractive casts I've ever seen!
     
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    You forgot to mention the acting is shitaculartastic.
     
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    You must not have seen a S.F. Brownrigg movie.

    I think I'd mack all the chicks in Madman. Even the mousey one who hides in the fridge. How can you resist Gaylen in the hot tub?
     
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    Igor and the Lunatics, Houseboat Horror and Slumber Party Massacre 3 have the ugliest actors EVER!!!!!

    They make MadMan look like a beauty pageant.
     
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    Might I suggest Bloodsucking Freaks or Criminally Insane among the most unattractive casts ever.

    Quoted for truth.

    I'd hit it.
     
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    & you can't forget The Last Slumber Party Massacres cast as well...
     
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    The only chick in Madman that I would nail is probably the chick who gets beheaded by the hood of the car. Othewise, the entire cast is one fucking ugly bunch of fuckers. To be quite honest, the dudes in this movie are better looking than most of the chicks.

    ~Matt
     
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    I can't even look at that monkey-faced chick who hides in the fridge for more than 5 seconds. I find her face to be more terrifying than Mars himself.
     
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    Man tough crowd in here today lol
     
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    HA HA! I've never seen this movie but now I NEED to!
     
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    :lol:

    There's a little bit of overreacting going on here I think. I'm as superficial as they come when it comes to looks (well kinda more in a juvenile way - haha) and I don't really recall the cast being THAT bad. I'm telling you, check out those other flicks I mentioned and that'll change some tunes. I'm sure all the folks complaining are real Homecoming Kings/Queens themselves :freak:
     
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    /troll time
    I was so distracted by the thought of "how can this movie have a following if it sucks so much" that I didn't realize most of the girls were ugly. But yes, I take your word 'cause I'm not watching that again.
    /troll time
     
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    Aso do I, but Netflix doesn't have it and its OOP. :(
     
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    I think Gaylen is (was?) an attractive woman, but she looks like Marz slammed her head into the piano a little harder than we first guessed in this movie. She had this '70s hotness thing going on in Dawn Of The Dead,(esp the version where she's topless in bed),but between like '78 and '80,something happened.Her eye got lazier,or something.

    The dudes in MM (I'm talking to you,handlebar moustache) largely looked like porn stars,but they were selling themselves short tethering themselves to these ladies.TP's belt buckle alone could earn him a key to the Playboy Mansion.

    Other ugly cast flicks include:

    Shadows Run Black (oh my GOD!)
    Splatter University
    Sorority House Massacre (the supposed "hot" one is man-tastic as hell)
    The Dark Power

    and CrazyFatEthel-you hit the nail on the head.The Last Slumber Party
    (thank God there was only one) has probably the ugliest cast assembled for a movie.I tried to watch it like two weeks ago,and was overwhelmed by how broke-down the actress playing Kris was,(she's supposed to be a teenager,but looks more like a leftover barfly)and how her repeated use of the word "menfolk" to describe the horny boys irritated me.

    Others will come to mind.. a mean but fun game!
     
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    Well put!
     
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    HAEMORRHAGE If he dies, he dies

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    Good call. Such a downer too considering that it has a decent amount of nudity. It's actually almost like a softcore porn at times.
     
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    If Friday The 13th is the Playboy for horror fans... then Madman is a cheap production.

    Ugly bitches...

    Jason, the Hugh Hefner of Slashers!
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    Volcano Digital Review
     
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    This was probably the worst slasher ever made--Ive seen it only once never again
     

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