The Hackmaster Poll

Discussion in 'Reader Polls' started by Mark Relford, Dec 28, 2001.

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Greatest Hackmaster?

  1. Albert Pyun- Crimes Against Cinema: Radioactive Dreams, Cyborg, Dollman, Nemesis, Knights, Mean Guns

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    0.0%
  2. Tobe Hooper ('89-01)- Crimes Against Cinema: Spontaneous Combustion, I'm Dangerous Tonight, Night Te

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  3. Norman J. Warren- Crimes Against Cinema: Bloody New Year, Horror Planet, Satan's Slave, and Alien Pr

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  4. Bruno Mattei- Crimes Against Cinema: Night of the Zombies, Robowar, Double Target, Rats, The Other H

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
  5. Clive Turner- Crimes Against Cinema: The Howling: New Moon Rising. He was also involved with Howling

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    0.0%
  6. Kim Henkel- Crimes Against Cinema: TCM: The Next Generation. (Hopefully, it's Henkel's first and las

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  7. Jim Wynorski- Crimes Against Cinema: Not of this Earth (remake), Return of the Swamp Thing, 976-Evil

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Fred Olen Ray- Crimes Against Cinema: Alien Dead, Star Slammer, Deep Space, Spirits, The Tomb, Warlo

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Joe Chappelle- Crimes Against Cinema: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Hellraiser: Bloodline,

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    0.0%
  10. John Russo- Crimes Against Cinema: NOTLD 30th Anniver$ary, Santa Claws, and being involved with The

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
  11. Juan Piquer Simon- Crimes Against Cinema: Pieces, Slugs, Cthulhu Mansion, and Endless Descent.

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  12. other

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  1. Mark Relford

    Mark Relford Chairman of the Bored

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    Who's the greatest Hackmaster of them all? Vote at your own risk.
     
  2. Hellbilly

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    I thought you were the greatest hackmaster of them all Mark. :D

    Cool Poll!

    I voted for Norman J. Warren. He made a lots of bad movies that people are overrating methinks.
     
  3. egads- you're being too polite!

    how about throwing Wes Craven and fucking kevin williams into the cuisinart. i can't remember the last craven flick i've seen, let alone the last one i liked. and k.williams is the asshole responsible for all this OXY-wipe high school horror we've been enduring for the past 5 years. :mad:
     
  4. AceRimRat

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    Gotta vote for the man who earned the nickname from the man who coined the nickname: Russo.

    This gives me an idea for another poll... Maybe in a bit...

    (Hey, look at that. This is my 666th post. Weird.)
     
  5. Dark Lord

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    I'm on your side ParmagentoCheez!!
     
  6. Mark Relford

    Mark Relford Chairman of the Bored

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    Re: egads- you're being too polite!

    Ace's poll has that one covered.:D I enjoyed the first Scream, but the sequels sucked ass. Nothing will compare to his early work. (Last House, The Hills Have Eyes, the underrated Deadly Blessing, and A Nightmare on Elm Street.)

    Hellbilly, I agree about Norman J. Warren. Lucky for us, he hasn't directed another film since Bloody New Year.('87)
     
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    Mattei - he is the Hackmaster!!
     
  8. rhett

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    Russo deserves the Hackmaster title you gave him Mark! :)
     
  9. skinnypuppy6

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    arg!:) MATTEI ROCKS!! S.S. Extermination Love Camp is the citizen Kane of nazi sleeze films, and what about theese great titles :Hell of the Living Dead ,Violence in a Womans Prison, SS Girls and Emanuelle In Prison just to name a few. anyway RUSSO IS THE TRUE HACKMASTER:)
     

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