Ugliest Horror Director

Discussion in 'Reader Polls' started by rhett, Feb 11, 2003.

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Who is the ugliest horror director?

  1. Dario Argento

    15 vote(s)
    62.5%
  2. George A. Romero

    2 vote(s)
    8.3%
  3. Wes Craven

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. John Carpenter

    2 vote(s)
    8.3%
  5. Lucio Fulci

    1 vote(s)
    4.2%
  6. Peter Jackson

    2 vote(s)
    8.3%
  7. Brian De Palma

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Stanley Kubrick

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Tobe Hooper

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Other

    2 vote(s)
    8.3%
  1. Zombie Dude

    Zombie Dude Well-Known Member

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    Man this thread title made me laugh! :D

    I'd say Argento and Carpenter are up there as "ugly" based off face value. Moreso Argento whom I've always thought got beat with the ugly stick from the first time I saw an image of him.

    Most of those others listed I don't really consider ugly. My thread title would have read "Man, how ugly is Argento?". :p
     
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    David Cronenberg?
     
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    Zombie Dude Well-Known Member

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    Personally I don't agree. I rather like his look. Comes across as a smart looking guy with nice hair haha.
     
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    From the roles he's given her in some of his films, I'm sure he's probably squirted IN her. Or at the very least, OVER her haha
     
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    I'd have to go for Victor Salva for looks, AND personality haha.

    To be fair though, all the guys on the list are old timers now. Aside from Argento - who has ALWAYS looked like Zelda from Pet Semetery - I've never viewed any of them as "ugly".
     
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    Bahahaha! You've only gotta watch him in Body Bags to see the similarity.
     
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    Haha! "Nice hair". Maybe the next thread should be Which horror Director has the worst DOO! Which would probably be Joe Dante. Who, as far as I know has always rocked a comb over!!
     
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    Buechlers_beard-You took the words right out of my mouth. Zombie Dude - I actually spit out my coffee when I read "nice hair". :D:eek:
     
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    I'm not the only one then hahah.
     
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    Most of these dudes look like male models compared to Argento. Dude looks more like Chaney's Phantom than any other man who ever lived.
     
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    I've met Cronenberg in person. I can vouch for the "nice hair" comment.

    I also like his nerd glasses.

    David Lynch, btw, also has amazing hair.

    ~Matt
     
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    Early 1980's David Cronenberg is A TOTAL FRIGGIN' BABE! I'd cut off a finger to get with him then!

    Lynch is also a looker.
     
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    What a cruel thread! Had to go with Dario though. He has always been odd looking whereas the others are just getting on abit.
     
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    Workshed a.k.a. Villyan Shit

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    Love Romero, but he is a weird-lookin' dude.
     
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    MisterTwister The Schlock King

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    Kind of a mean spirited thread. Thought Dobby conjured it up.
     
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    I've always thought Argento was quite ugly as well. What was most surprising for me is how attractive I think Asia is.
     
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    I couldn't not mention Cronenberg's hair. I feel like it's one of his distinguishing features. Sorry about the coffee mess :p

    I also agree that Asia Argento is quite stunning and it also surprises me she's his daughter.
     
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    I don't get all the love for Asia. I'm pretty sure she's actually Dario in drag.
     
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    Bahahahahaha!
     

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