Ugly

Discussion in 'Reader Polls' started by Hellbilly, Jan 30, 2003.

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Vote for the ugliest mofo

  1. Ernest Borgnine

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. Mickey Rourke

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Jan-Michael Vincent

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Richard Kiel

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  5. Michael Berryman

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  6. Robert Z'Dar

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  7. Marty Feldman

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  8. Steve Buscemi

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Quentin Tarantino

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  10. others

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%
  1. Hellbilly

    Hellbilly Active Member

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    This is kinda horror related...
    Who do you think is the most ugliest?
     
  2. rhett

    rhett Administrator

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    Richard Kiel is one big, ugly motha' fugga.

    "And you can count on ME, waiting for YOU in the parking lot!"
     
  3. nofxafi

    nofxafi Guest

    Yeah, my vote goes to Eegah! himself, Richard Kiel.

    With a runner up vote to his co-star in Eegah!, Arch Hall Jr.!

    P.S. You have to type Eegah! with the exclimation point.:D
     
  4. Kiel for me too.
     
  5. moogong

    moogong Arte Suave

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    Without a doubt, Ernest Borgnine!
     
  6. Eddie Quist

    Eddie Quist Guest

    I had to go with Robert Z' Dar

    That jaw, man.... Jesus Christ!! :eek1: :eek1: :eek1:
     
  7. mcchrist

    mcchrist A new breed of pervert!

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    Tarantino. Ugliest dipshit in Hollywood.
     
  8. Jamm

    Jamm J'aime les cadavres

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    I voted "Other" and I'm sure you'll all agree, that Michael Jackson is the ugliest of all!!!
     
  9. Grim

    Grim Well-Known Member

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    Michael Berryman, it's not that he's the ugliest, he's just too god damn creepy for me :eek1: :nervous:
     
  10. Grim

    Grim Well-Known Member

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    Ya know, from the movies I've seen him in, Mickey Rourke was quite the stud among the ladies back in the 80's, before he got fat. He was always porking some girl in a movie, especially Kim Bassinger in that one flick. I'd trade spots with him in that movie anyday:lol:
     
  11. hell ya!

    hell ya! ~Go ahead, make my day~

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    Went with Quentin Tarantino, he may be ulgy but he makes a hell of movie.:fire: :fire:
     
  12. onebyone

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    I voted for Other because the ugliest mofo is Nick Nolte. Dear God, that is one ugly man.
     
  13. zombi3

    zombi3 Pure Evil

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    I would have to say...Bruce Campbell! (Just kidding, onebyone.) Actually, his Evil Dead II co-star Danny Hicks is pretty damn fugly. Yeah, he gets my vote.
     
  14. onebyone

    onebyone Guest

    Re: Other...

    **Puts can of whoop ass on ice, just in case I need it.***
     
  15. zombi3

    zombi3 Pure Evil

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    Sorry, Danny Hicks is a very attractive man. :D
     
  16. KillerCannabis

    KillerCannabis Slow, Deep & Hard

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    I'm submitting a write-in candidate of Nick Nolte. What the fuck happened to that guy?
     
  17. John

    John Guest

    Marilyn Manson
     
  18. DVD-fanatic-9

    DVD-fanatic-9 And the Next Morning, When the Campers Woke Up...

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    And, here we go with my defenses again... I don't remember if I've seen pictures of half of these men. But, some I have.

    If you think Michael Berryman is ugly, you're nuts. Michael Berryman in the 70's was hot. (Look at those abs again, son.)

    Robert Z'dar has a weird chin but he's still one of the most handsome men in b-film history.

    I haven't kept up with Tarantino but QT in From Dusk Till Dawn is one of my all-time movie crushes. If only he and Clooney had been lovers instead of brothers, it would have been a much more interesting movie. But, anyway, that throat and jawline... oooh, boy- where's the ice bucket?

    Steve Buscemi is just a fascinating man. Speaking strictly in terms of aesthetic attractiveness. He's less sexy in his slimier roles like Fargo or when he looks pathetic like in Ghost World. But, his private investigator on 30 Rock? I'd hit that.

    Ernest Borgnine was born in 1917. So... it's pretty fair to say we only knew him when he got "old" - like The Poseidon Adventure, SpongeBob SquarePants, Deadly Blessing, etc. But, objectively speaking, what is ugly about this guy:

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    Without, let's say, bending the argument of what is attractive like that episode of The Office where they talk about Hilary Swank.

    If anything, I would take one look at that picture as say: what an attractive man. Would I have sex with him? Maybe. A lot of the characters he played were on the boisterous side and that's not usually my idea of sexy. But, what's wrong with his appearance? Nothing.
     
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  20. zbinks

    zbinks Beset by Creatures of the Deep

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    Hands down...

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    Rondo Hatton.
     

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