"Vehemently disagree? Can't bear to watch it? Atrociously miscast?" Talk about chewing the scenery! (rim shot!) Suffice to say, when Keanu sees Dracula hold up the baby for his wives to eat and they zoom in on him as his boner is dying, I laugh my ass off. Either you get why Keanu works or you don't. Then again, if you go into this insisting on routing for Jonathan Harker I can see why your panties would be in a bunch.