What is the best tool for the job?

Discussion in 'Reader Polls' started by thrashard76, Aug 13, 2004.

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Which one will do the deed?

  1. Your Hands / Brass Kunckles

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. Scalpel / Straight-edged Razor

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  3. Fiberwire / Rope / Chain

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Plastic Bag / Gas Rag

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Needle Injection

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Sprayer with Acid

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Pocket Knife / Box Cutter

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Machette / Sword

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  9. Hatchet

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Axe

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  11. Baseball Bat

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  12. Tire Iron

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Ballpeen Hammer

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Maltov Cocktail

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. Sandblaster

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. Power Drill

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  17. Chainsaw

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%
  18. Hand Gun

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  19. Shot Gun

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  20. others

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. thrashard76

    thrashard76 Guest

    When you simply have to kill every motherfucker in the house.....what tool do you pick up first? :evil:
     
  2. Silent Noize

    Silent Noize New Member

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    Even though it would be extremely messy, i picked the chainsaw.

    Except no substitutes. :D
     
  3. thrashard76

    thrashard76 Guest

    I went with the tire iron. Its got some weight to it, its quiet and it has a blunt and sharp edge to it.
     
  4. Atmims

    Atmims Guest

    Viking battle axe!
     
  5. wizzer

    wizzer get outta here ewe

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    i went with brass knuckles. i guess tire iron would be my second choice from the list. i'd also go with a piece of 3/4 inch galvanized steel pipe with an end cap screwed on there.
     
  6. thrashard76

    thrashard76 Guest

    I forgot to add a nail gun...oh well.
     
  7. Agent Z

    Agent Z "Get to the river...

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    I'll take the axe.

    A chainsaw can run out of gas.

    A firearm can run out of ammo.

    But the only thing that can go out on the axe is the person wielding it....and I promise that with me, that will never happen! :evil:
     
  8. bwana the clown

    bwana the clown Supreme Ruler Of Sados

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    I've gotta go for the machete (as opposed to the sword).
     
  9. Machete.

    Hell, my name IS Jason, so what else did you think I would pick?!?
     
  10. Hey, my name's Jason too. Should've thought of that.

    But anyway, I had to go with the baseball bat. Sure it's not nearly as efficient as some other choices, but I always did enjoy baseball.
     
  11. Shannafey

    Shannafey Don't Monkey With Me!

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    As the rest of your Sam Jackson quote said, an AK47!! Damn fine rifle!! Easy to learn, deadly, and easy to clean and maintain!! :D
     
  12. Morg

    Morg Guest

    I'll pick up that Machette that happens to be lying around the house, and swing it in the direction of the intruder until i've made contact! Houston, we have a problem...
     
  13. bigdaddyhorse

    bigdaddyhorse Detroit Hi-on

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    Definitly a sword.
    No moving parts to break down, a nice radius of damage per swing, it's just a fucking classic.
    Machete follows closely.
     

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