What is the best tool for the job?

When you simply have to kill every motherfucker in the house.....what tool do you pick up first? :evil:

 

Even though it would be extremely messy, i picked the chainsaw.

Except no substitutes.

 

I went with the tire iron. Its got some weight to it, its quiet and it has a blunt and sharp edge to it.

 

Viking battle axe!

 

i went with brass knuckles. i guess tire iron would be my second choice from the list. i'd also go with a piece of 3/4 inch galvanized steel pipe with an end cap screwed on there.

 

I forgot to add a nail gun...oh well.

 

I'll take the axe.

A chainsaw can run out of gas.

A firearm can run out of ammo.

But the only thing that can go out on the axe is the person wielding it....and I promise that with me, that will never happen! :evil:

 

I've gotta go for the machete (as opposed to the sword).

 

Machete.

Hell, my name IS Jason, so what else did you think I would pick?!?

 

Hey, my name's Jason too. Should've thought of that.

But anyway, I had to go with the baseball bat. Sure it's not nearly as efficient as some other choices, but I always did enjoy baseball.

 

As the rest of your Sam Jackson quote said, an AK47!! Damn fine rifle!! Easy to learn, deadly, and easy to clean and maintain!!

 

I'll pick up that Machette that happens to be lying around the house, and swing it in the direction of the intruder until i've made contact! Houston, we have a problem...

 

Definitly a sword.
No moving parts to break down, a nice radius of damage per swing, it's just a fucking classic.
Machete follows closely.