Worst 2005 Remake

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What was the worst horror remake of 2005?

Poll closed Nov 17, 2005.
  1. The Amityville Horror

    11 vote(s)
    21.2%
  2. Dark Water

    9 vote(s)
    17.3%
  3. The Fog

    29 vote(s)
    55.8%
  4. House of Wax

    3 vote(s)
    5.8%
  1. ZoSo

    ZoSo The Fucking King

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    WHY DID I PAY TO SEE THE FOG??

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  2. Evil_Chris

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    Arg!!

    I would rather rip out each of my pubic hairs one by one than have to sit through, the fog, again. it was like someone just crapped in a camera and said, 'hey lets call this a movie'. ARG !!
     
  3. Katatonia

    Katatonia Hellbound Heart

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    Agreed. It was so crappy, it blew vomit chunks all the way back to Japan.
     
  4. fceurich39

    fceurich39 Well-Known Member

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    the fog should been left alone or given an r rating at least
     
  5. Franco

    Franco Weekender

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    The Phog is CRAP.
     
  6. KillerCannabis

    KillerCannabis Slow, Deep & Hard

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    Amityville Horror gets my vote. The other 3 looked so bad I didn't even bother with them. I just hope these remakes keep sucking and bombing at the box office so eventually they'll stop. Eh...... who am I kidding?
     
  7. geeare

    geeare Guest

    i haven't seen any of them but I cam tell that The Fog will be the worst one.
     
  8. ReelFear

    ReelFear New Member

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    Well the year's not over yet, and I haven't bothered to waste my time seeing THE FOG remake, but so far THE RING 2 is the worst movie I've seen all year!
     
  9. Anthropophagus

    Anthropophagus Well-Known Member

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    I rather liked The Amityville Horror remake, thought it improved upon the cheesy as heck original in some aspects. House of Wax is hardly a remake, sharing next to nothing with the excellent Vincent Price film of the same name. As it stands, House Of Wax(2005) is a better than average contemporary slasher film in my opinion. Saw The Fog remake tonight and it was a complete and utter mess, not to mention boring as hell. The whole thing seemed like a Saturday Night Live skit gone wrong at times and despite a short running time I felt I was there forever and could not wait to leave. I'll stick with the original. The Fog(2005) gets my vote for worst remake and worst film of 2005.
     
  10. onebyone

    onebyone Guest

    House of Wax, with The Ring 2 coming in as second worst.
     
  11. Jamm

    Jamm J'aime les cadavres

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    I haven't seen any of them yet, though I did get Amityville for my birthday. I'm waiting to watch it this weekend. I don't expect much from it, but as long as Ryan Reynolds spends a decent amount of time with no shirt on, I should be pleased.
     
  12. allmessedup

    allmessedup It's beer time.

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    Watching both Amityville and House of Wax tonight....

    Nothing can be worse than Ring 2. I forgot it was technically a remake, or I would have voted for it.
     
  13. bigwes15

    bigwes15 Active Member

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    I don't understand the hate on House of Wax here, as I loved that one. I voted for Amityville a week or so ago, but that was before I was eraly for a screening of Doom last weekend and saw the second half of the Fog......unbelievably horrible, and with one of the worst final 10 minutes I have ever seen in any film. It makes me even more pissed at the potshots that the hack director feels compelled to fire off at the original in every interview I've seen him do for this piece of shit...(well, in our film it's isn't a slasher with a bunch of guys with hooks, etc...well bud, your "film" licks the ass of two week old roadkill and comes back for seconds after the crows have finished.)
     
  14. sacateca

    sacateca Guest

    Without a question for me, the Fog. Absolute rubbish. House of Wax i liked second best, after Toolbox Murders.
     
  15. Noto

    Noto Guest

    Ring 2 isn't a remake of anything. It sucks on it's own accord.
     
  16. rhett

    rhett Administrator

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    Yeah, it's a sequel of a remake, which will have its own category soon enough once the new Texas Chainsaw comes out next year.
     
  17. Noto

    Noto Guest

    Well, technically it already exists thanks to Ocean's Twelve. (Which also sucked)
     
  18. tobaccoman

    tobaccoman White, Proud, and Stupid

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    I thought that The Ring 2 was actually the American remake for Dark Water just thrown in The Ring universe. Hmm......
    The American version of Dark Water is just a vehicle for Jennifer Connelly to get all wet in.
     
  19. maskull

    maskull I finally got an avatar!!! Yay!!

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    You say that like it's a bad thing. ;)
     
  20. Noto

    Noto Guest

    Not really. Aside from the one scene with aiden in the tub I can't think of anything else remotely similar between The Ring Two (US) and Dark Water (J).
     

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