Worst Lions Gate DTV release

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  1. Dark Harvest 2: The Maize (2004)

    4.5%
  2. Desperate Souls (2005)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Vampire Assassin (2005)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Dracula 3000 (2004)

    22.7%
  5. The Slaughterhouse Massacre (2005)

    4.5%
  6. Dark Town (2004)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Jack O'Lantern (2004)

    4.5%
  8. Swarmed (2005)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Rottweiler (2004)

    4.5%
  10. Switch Killer (2005)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Jackhammer Massacre (2004)

    4.5%
  12. Alien 3000 (2004)

    4.5%
  13. Serial Slayer (2005)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. House Of The Dead 2 (2005)

    13.6%
  15. The Off Season (2004)

    4.5%
  16. Santa's Slay (2005)

    4.5%
  17. The Nun (2005)

    13.6%
  18. Blood Trail (1997)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. Minotaur (2005)

    4.5%
  20. other

    9.1%
  1. Hellbilly

    Hellbilly Active Member

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    Which one sucked the most?

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  2. maybrick

    maybrick Well-Known Member

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    DRACULA 3000. My nomination for worst all around horror movie ever. I don't make such statements lightly.
     
  3. SaviniFan

    SaviniFan I Have A Fetish

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    No vote because I haven't seen any of them. You can see they are all shit from a mile away.
     
  4. DrHerbertWest

    DrHerbertWest For Your Health

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    It's a 12-way tie.
     
  5. Katatonia

    Katatonia Hellbound Heart

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    You mean that I have to choose only ONE?!??? But, there's so many pieces of dog poop to choose from LG!

    Eh, I guess I'll have to pick Dracula 3000...that was just terrible beyond belief and completely worthless.

    Really the only one I did really enjoy on this poll list was Santa's Slay. Not all of them were terrible, but the majority of them are indeed pretty bad.

    I haven't even seen Dark Harvest 2: The Maize. The first one was so utterly bad that I don't know how they could top it's poop level.
     
  6. KillerCannabis

    KillerCannabis Slow, Deep & Hard

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    Took the words right out of my mouth. You wouldn't catch me watching any of these.
     
  7. Anthropophagus

    Anthropophagus Well-Known Member

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    Only saw Santa's Slay and that was acceptable as a dark comedy only.
     
  8. tobaccoman

    tobaccoman White, Proud, and Stupid

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    I had to catch Rottweiler since it's Yuzna and it was expectedly shitty. I wanna see Santa's Slay that looks kinda nifty in a Spiffy-Biff kinda way. The rest look beyond crappy in that not even corny matter.
     
  9. MorallySound

    MorallySound Mad Mutilator

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    Haven't seen any of them. Luckily.
     
  10. walkingdude

    walkingdude Megatron

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    It's funny,back in the 80's,this kind of stuff that is labeled shit now,was classic.It's too bad those days are gone.They put garbage like this out on an assembly line with no heart or care if anyone likes the movie or not.
     
  11. Katatonia

    Katatonia Hellbound Heart

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    This is true, but once in awhile I come upon a great little low-budget film that I wouldn't have seen otherwise. Camp Slaughter and Andre the Butcher are recent examples. But yeah, it sucks soimetimes wading through all the shit out there.
     
  12. Gore Lunatic

    Gore Lunatic Violenza Carnale

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    Skeleton Man. It wasn't released by LG but I vote for that film anyway.
     
  13. eric_angelus

    eric_angelus Testacular

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    I have not seen most of these, but The Nun blew goats.
     
  14. evildeadfan123

    evildeadfan123 Sam & Dean Winchester

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    I have attempted to see a few of them. The Nun, wasn't have bad, Rottweiler was horrible, Santa's Slay, I made it for about an hour, Dracula 3000, I watched about 5 minutes and turned it off, Jackhammer Massacre, what a piece of crap, and the others I haven't seen.
     
  15. Kolpitz

    Kolpitz Purely and Simply Evil

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    I've only seen Rottweiler and that was pretty shitty so my vote goes to that. Whatever happened to Brian Yuzna? He made Society, Bride of Re-Animator and Return of the Living Dead 3 which were all great, in my opinion. But, lately, we've been stuck with God awful messes like Rottweiler and Faust: Love of the Damned. I guess Beyond Re-Animator was decent enough but it hardly makes up for it.
     
  16. 4Gotten1

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    I've only seen a couple, but since I'm a huge Yuzna fan, I was really let down by Rottweiler, hence my vote. Also truely bad, are: The Off Season and Slaughterhouse Massacre. I've not seen Vampire Assasin, but if it's half as bad as the trailer, then it's pure shite.
     
  17. fceurich39

    fceurich39 Well-Known Member

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    i saw a negative review on www.slasherpool.com showing that lions gate will be releasing 2 S.I.C.K. a sequel to the atrious movie called S.I.C.K. SO THAT WILL PROBABLY BE A ANOTHER SHITTY LIONS GATE DTV RELEASE
     
  18. Tien21

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    Vampire Assassin. If you see the movie I think you will agree. It is horrible, and I couldn't find very many unintentionally funny moments.
     
  19. YottNik

    YottNik Pay the price!

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    Voted for Jackhammer Massacre. Rottweiler was a close second but I thought it had a few redeeming qualities. Call me crazy, but I thought Minotaur was actually decent.
     
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    I can say with pride that I haven't seen any of those super shitty movies! :cool:
     

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