Worst movie ever made?

Discussion in 'Reader Polls' started by RyanPC, Sep 2, 2003.

  1. RyanPC

    RyanPC Guest

    WOW, there is some truly great picks there. I almost want to say I never knew there were so many bad films out there, but that is simply not true... I DO know how many there are. :D
     
  2. bigdaddyhorse

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    There's so much shit too choose from, I can't pick a winner.:D
     
  3. slinker

    slinker Un-Holy Force.

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    Signs.....without a doubt the biggest pile of crap ive ever witnessed. Thats forgetting `Amityville : Dollhouse` though :rolleyes:
     
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    wizzer get outta here ewe

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    I'm sure there's one I can't think of at the moment but the one that immediately springs to mind is "REVENGE IN THE HOUSE OF USHER"

    I didn't really want to go with anything by Jess Franco (because he's too easy) but even when compared to the rest of his catalog alone it sucks! Utterly boring, no eroticism that I remember, nothing to speak of happens, and the only part with any sense of style are the flashback sequences (a good chunk of the film duration) that are nothing more than footage from THE AWFUL DR. ORLOFF. It didn't seem to serve any purpose other than to make an easy five bucks.
     
  6. Mark Relford

    Mark Relford Chairman of the Bored

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    ROTLD 2 :evil:
     
  7. RyanPC

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    Aw come on! Revenge in the House of Usher is a classic! ;)

    And so is ROTLD 2! :evil:
     
  8. Jamm

    Jamm J'aime les cadavres

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    No one has mentioned Gigli yet?

    Could it just be that no one else here has even considered watching it to see how bad it is?
     
  9. ansaw

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    From Dust till Dawn 2, not an original thought in an entire 90 minutes. Very very poor especially considering what had gone before..........I fely cheated having spent 90 mins of my life watching, that's not to mention what I paid for it. Ugh.:fuck:
     
  10. Shannafey

    Shannafey Don't Monkey With Me!

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    Not horror, but horrible, Batman and Robin gets my vote every time!
     
  11. Nemesis

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    I heard Gigli has Angelina Jolie nekked, surely that makes up for it?!?
     
  12. _pi_

    _pi_ Peace, bitch

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    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation has got to be the most inept film I have ever seen. No really, I just sat there watching the screen and could not believe how bad that film was in EVERY SINGLE WAY IMAGINABLE!
     
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    Um, I think you mean Gia, don't you?

    But yeah, I think it's funny how both Gigli and that Justin and Kelly movie are on the worst movies of all time list on iMDB, yet no one even saw them....

    Film Threat, who actually DID watch all the bad movies in question, voted for that skateboard movie as this summer's worst
     
  14. bigdaddyhorse

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    At least in my case, that is about exactly what it is. I've said before, and I'll repeat myself. "It's gonna take a mighty fine supermodel begging me and offering sexual favors, kinky, anything goes sexual favors, or someone with a gun at my head (I still might pass on the gun option and take death!) to make me watch this."
    I hate J. Lo. so much, Affleck can fuck off, and all reviews are bad. I will never waste a minute of life watching any of this movie! For all I know, it probably IS the worst movie ever.
     
  15. satanservant

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    It's not horror but I've got to say sizzle beach u.s.a.
     
  16. STREET TRASH

    STREET TRASH Synthicide

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    The 3 worst movies I've ever seen:

    The Cutting Edge (1992)
    Sabrina (1995)
    Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

    Also had the misfortune to see each and every one of them on the big screen.

    For the obvious, old no-budget horror crap, "The Invisible Dead" would easily get my vote.
     
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    moogong Arte Suave

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    Oasis of the Zombies
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
    House 4
    Children of the Living Dead


    Non horror:
    Any movie that Jean Claude Van Damn has made in the last 7 years.
    The Sweetest Thing
    First Wives Club
    The Tuxedo
    Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
     
  18. speanroc

    speanroc I WANNA BAN

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    the cutting edge isn't that the figure skating film?

    i think the lead girl was pretty hot..

    ,but i have to say exorcist 2 has to be up there with the worst
     
  19. H0MOSareGAY

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    Amityville Dollhouse may have been a relatively bad movie, but I have a special place in my collection for it. This was one of the films that introduced me to the horror genre (and most of those films were considered bad by a lot of people)
    Other "introduction" films for me:
    Friday the 13th part 8
    Freddy's Dead
    Critters 4
    Leprechaun 2
    and many more
    maybe I should start a thread based on this???

    Okay, I could see someone not liking Evil Dead, that is a little bit of an aquired taste, but not liking ED2 is insane. That movie was the PERFECT mix of comedy and horror, if only they had relesed it unrated instead of going for an R. Even with the toned down gore, this movie is THE GREATEST movie of all time. Maybe you don't think it's the greatest, but you can't say it's the worst.

    The Omen was on TV a while ago, and I tried to watch it again :sleepy: I fell asleep (literally) I will give it one more viewing, this time fast forward through the beginning, because I have never really watched the end (well, I watched it the first time, but I was so bored from the beginning that I couldn't bear it anymore and I got on the computer, so I didn't truly see it)
     
  20. RyanPC

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    OK, I will try not to go into a rant because I have to get ready to go to school, but I don't really understand why you don't like The Omen. I mean, nobody likes the same films, but that's a classic. I know a lot of people just have different tastes. In fact, I had a friend over to watch Carrie and he really didn't like it-- I have been jokingly bugging him about that ever since. ;) Even though The Omen is slow paced, you got to admit the acting, music, and atmosphere are perfect! If you can appreciate all the aspects of a movie and forget that it's slow paced, I think you'd enjoy it a lot more.
     

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