Worst movie ever made?

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  1. 2D4EVER

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  2. Mok

    Mok Family is Forever

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    Fuck, I could make a good movie for that much! You know, it's funny when I see productionss around town(Toronto) for shitty commercials or no-name, straight to video films - they have like twenty people standing around(getting paid I assume,) talking on cell phones(or head sets, ooooo!) and holding up traffic. One guy might be holding a light at best. They also all have this real concerned look on their faces like they're doing something that's gonna change the world. The other day Mace Windu was filming movie(The Man) in the parking lot I normally use. I had to scramble for parking for a week or so. Then I find out they dressed the lot to look like a basketball court or something like that. I'm thinking "So why the fuck don't the go to a real basketball court(for cheaper) and in an area not so busy?" Why? 'Cause they can I gue$$ :rolleyes:
     
  3. Luna

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    Ohhh, that one was pretty bad. Again, I ask... marsupials?? Why the hell?

    That Manos cover makes it look infinitely more interesting than it really is.

    No worst movie list would be complete without the atrocities of that unstoppable force known as the Polonia Bros.

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    Hellspawn

    Night Crawlers

    Feeders 1 & 2

    The list goes on. :nervous:
     
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  4. HorrorMaster

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    I have a piece of shit film that made me seriously want to claw my eyes out for even paying 3 bucks for it. It's called "Terror House" and if anyone wants to see how bad a piece of "cinema" can actually be, let me know and the movie is yours.

    ~MarK~
     
  5. Smartt

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    Remember this one?

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  6. Tuzotonic

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    I would actually really like to see that. That sounds like an incredibly crazy movie. Something I would watch.
     
  7. Smartt

    Smartt Guest

    Watch, maybe.
    Like, hardly.
    Buy the DVD, only if I shit dollar bills after breakfast.
     
  8. I just saw Disturbing Behavior last night and GODS that was horrible. I had absolutely NO idea what that movie was about.

    Am I the only one one confused about that film? I mean nothing made sense, and I still don't understand what was done to those kids.

    I would have to say that this is the worst, simply because it's still burned into my memory.
     
  9. I totally agree with you on American Psycho. I hated that movie.

    I know that I'm in the minority on BWP2, but I loved it. *shields self from the sharp objects being thrown at me*
     
  10. I didn't understand that movie either.

    Maybe I'm just movie illiterate or something but I could not figure out what it was about, at all. I didn't know if she was dead or alive at the end.

    I thought that butch chick in it was hot though.
     
  11. Tuzotonic

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  12. zombee

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    I agree with whoever said Children of the Living Dead... it has a retarded plot... bad acting (although that I can forgive)... plot holes galore... the only reason it had living dead in it is just to cash in on the original. It tries to be a sequel but fails horribly... and look at the zombies! WTF? Also the title is misleading... no child zombies here. Also, did anyone notice this film doesn't have an ENDING!?
     
  13. DrGerbil

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    That would be this student film I once saw... it was called Ho, Ho, Hoes. It wasn't a porno, just an ill conceived horror film whereby St. Nick attempts to rescue a bunch of prostitutes. :fire:
     
  14. Movie Baron

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    Greetings all,
    Without doubt the worst piece of shit movie has to go to Houseboat Horror - Australia's worst export since Pauline Hanson...
     
  15. tim

    tim Guest

    I can't believe no one has mentioned Troll 2 yet! What a huge turd that film is!

    Also....
    House of the Dead
    Underworld
    Curse of Bigfoot
    Manos the Hands of Fate
    Blood Freak
    Starship Invasions


    ...and my all-time fave badfilm:

    The Creeping Terror

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  16. Watch The Stepford Wives, that one should really challenge you if Disturbing Behavior confused you.

    *still trying to fathom how Disturbing Behavior could confuse anyone*
     
  17. Eegah ( 1962 ) , with Arch Hall Jr . ( Cabbage Patch Elvis ) and don't forget " Watch out for snakes " . Though this movie is one of the worst, Mystery Science Theater 300 makes it more enjoyable to watch .
     
  18. Luna

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    Watch out for snakes.







    That is one of my favorite MST3K quotes ever.
     
  19. evildeadfan123

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  20. evildeadfan123

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    Also, anyone who thinks Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn; and Army of Darkness are the worst movies, YOU ARE WRONG. I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY. I THINK THEY ARE ONE OF THE BEST.
     

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