Worst Slasher Film? (A Cut Below The Rest)

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Worst Slasher Film?

  1. Graduation Day

    2 vote(s)
    2.1%
  2. Pieces

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%
  3. Bloody Murder

    14 vote(s)
    14.9%
  4. The Last Slumber Party

    5 vote(s)
    5.3%
  5. Nail Gun Massacre

    2 vote(s)
    2.1%
  6. Don't Go in the Woods

    7 vote(s)
    7.4%
  7. The Prey

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%
  8. The Forest

    3 vote(s)
    3.2%
  9. Cut

    5 vote(s)
    5.3%
  10. Valentine:p

    16 vote(s)
    17.0%
  11. Edge of the Axe

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%
  12. Mountaintop Motel Massacre

    5 vote(s)
    5.3%
  13. Don't Open Till Christmas

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Humongous

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. Open House

    3 vote(s)
    3.2%
  16. Final Exam

    6 vote(s)
    6.4%
  17. New Year's Evil

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%
  18. Splatter University

    6 vote(s)
    6.4%
  19. Shadows Run Black

    2 vote(s)
    2.1%
  20. Other

    14 vote(s)
    14.9%
  1. Mark Relford

    Mark Relford Chairman of the Bored

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    Are you ready for another putrid poll dedicated to the worst in horror?:D
    Your Uncle Hack has scraped the bottom of the barrel for some of these vomit inducing delights. (Mental Note: A shovel is needed for next time.)
    So, grab those barf bags and vote for the worst slasher!
     
  2. Hellbilly

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    Cool Poll

    Lots of bad ones Mark :D , but i had to vote for "Kevin Costner's" Shadows Run Black.
     
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    I voted for "Cut" - what a mess
     
  4. moogong

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    I voted for Valentine....that was pretty putrid movie...
     
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    I agree with you but it had both Katherine Heigl and Denise Richards in it - yummy!
     
  6. Cujo108

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    I actually liked Valentine. It was a nice throwback to the slashers of the 80s. I don't care for Heigl, but Denise Richards and Jessica Cauffiel are extremely fuckalicious!

    I voted for the utterly horrible The Forest.
     
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    Humongous

    It's been a while since i've seen Humongous, i think it was a pretty decent slasher. I remember waiting in a video store for 3 hours till it got returned so i could rent it.

    Those were the days...:)

    BTW, Denise Richards is VERY fuckalicious, to use your expression Cujo :D :D :D
     
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    Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers was lame also. It had a low budget, bad acting, bad editing, but lots of T&A. I highly recommend it!!!:p :p
     
  9. Dark Lord

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    Great poll!! I have seen all of these films and I can tell you that they are all bad, not one of them have some kind of greatness..BUT Splater University and Bloody Murder are the worst of the bunch...my vote goes for Bloody Murder. so bad, I can't even begin to describe the feeling that I had when I actually paid to rent this film...an execrable mediocrity!and what about the poster....shame on you Ralph Portillo...
     
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    Great poll Mark, but I had to go other this time and vote for "Sorrority House Massacre", absolutely horrible.
     
  11. moogong

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    though all these movies pretty much suck....they do have some good T&A!!!

    by that I mean, thrills and action:p
     
  12. AceRimRat

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    Welcome back, Hack!

    I voted for Pieces. About the most godawful thing I've ever seen. So bad it's beyond so-bad-it's-good status into so-bad-it's-really-good status.
     
  13. Mark Relford

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    Bloody Awful

    I voted for Bloody Murder. It's the absolute pits. David's review is right on the money. This stinker has no redeeming qualites to speak of. Where's the skin? I want thrills and action!;) Where's the gore? It's practically bone dry. What's the fucking point?
    My second pick would be Russo's Santa Claws. (I forgot to include this one on the poll.)
     
  14. John A Russo

    John A Russo Guest

    Re: Bloody Awful

    You didn't forget to include that one.
    That movie is a classic!
     
  15. moogong

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    hmmm...Tis the season to rent Santa Claws....:D :D
     
  16. Nekromantik

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    I'd have to say Friday the 13th was the worst. Eck...
     
  17. Mark Relford

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    Valentine

    gets the top honor of being the worst slasher film. I was rooting for Bloody Murder to get it.:( Thanks for voting, guys. Expect another putrid poll soon.

    moogong77: Stay away from Santa Claws! It'll be a lump of coal in your stocking. The T&A factor doesn't even save this stinker.
     
  18. onebyone

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    Valentine? Really?

    BUMP for Mountaintop Motel Massacre, my least favorite "slasher" of all time. It is for sure a cut below the rest. The lack of votes for it is just downright disturbing. Unless of course no one saw it. Then it is ok.

    Valentine isn't even close to the worst slasher ever. Unless of course you have only seen that and Black Christmas. Then it is ok.
     
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    Ah so many of my favorites on that list.Including Mountaintop Motel Mssacre.:mad:
    I went with Final Exam.Don't remember much happening on that movie.
     
  20. Luna

    Luna Guest

    Oh god. I just voted for Mountaintop Motel Massacre too. It took me at least 6 nights of falling asleep to get through that one. Awful! Valentine was a damn masterpiece compared to that stinker. :lol:
     

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