Worst Slasher Flicks

Discussion in 'Slashers' started by Mark Relford, Oct 16, 2000.

  1. SaviniFan

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    Return to Horror High anyone? Gotta be one of my worst blind buys ever!
     
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    Honeymoon horror :sleepy:
     
  3. Atmims

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    I thought the Slumber Party series was good. Sorority House Massacre though was BORING! I totally agree with Rhett on that one.
     
  4. r_burgos2003

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    Yup. I looove the SPM series. Totally enjoyable
     
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    What about Sorority House Massacre 2... One that I started watching on an evening I wanted to watch aweful movies while getting loaded (yes, I have strange activities like that sometimes)... This one didn't even make it on a laught factor. I stopped it.
     
  6. onebyone

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    I love almost all slashers, good and bad. The SPM series? The Sorority House Massacre Series? Trick or Treats? Madman? The Nailgun Massacre? Count me the hell in. The few that are so bad I don't even like them are:

    1. Halloween Resurrection: There are not enough words for how much I hate this movie.
    2. Silent Night Deadly Night 3: What the hell were they thinking?
    3. The Last Slumber Party: Seriously, if you aren't tanked and with a crowd of folks, this just isn't watchable. Still, I have the vhs, just in case.
    4. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer: I like to pretend it just didn't even happen.
    5. Honeymoon Horror :sleepy:
     
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  7. The Chaostar

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    VALENTINE by faaaaaar.
    It looked like an episode of The Young And The Restless! So glossy, so lame and artificial, so "safe" ....:fuck:
     
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    It is pretty damn cheesy. Pretty wussy killer too.:lol:
     
  9. RyanPC

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    I didn't think Splatter University was the WORST, but definitely not the best. :p

    Here's my list of the worst slashers ever (and some of the worst movies ever as well):

    The Prey
    Slumber Party Massacre 2
    Class Reunion Massacre
    Final Exam
    The Last Slumber Party
    Sorority House Massacre
    Sorority House Massacre 2
    The Mutilator (might have to give a second viewing, tho, it's been a long time)
    Halloween 6
    Friday the 13th Part 8
    Jason X
    Return to Horror High
    Cheerleader Camp

    I might think of more later. :D
     
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  10. hell ya!

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    my picks are
    -Sorority House Massacre
    -NOES 4-5
    -F13th 4, 7, 8,
    -Silent Night Deadly Night 3
    -Halloween!(and all its shitty sequels!):fire: :fire:
     
  11. rhett

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    C'mon, why all the hatred for FINAL EXAM. Even if you refuse to admit that it is good, you've got to at least give it credit for holding interest. It has some good pranks and a nice ripoff synth score, as well as plenty of lifted shots from HALLOWEEN. Definitely not high art, but far from the worst that the slasher genre has to offer.
     
  12. RyanPC

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    :eek1: :eek1: :eek1:

    How can you say it's the WORST slasher flick??? :eek:
     
  13. RyanPC

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    Here's where I gotta disagree with you Rhett-- I found the film EXTREMELY boring. Not even enough gore to hold interest, plus the killer has no motive and we never really find out who he is. That might have worked in Black Christmas, but not here... the film is just sooooo.... hmm, I'm falling asleep just talking about it. :sleepy:
     
  14. hell ya!

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    Because...... i dunno......ummmm.....it........kinda....... SUCKS!!!!:fire: :fire:
     
  15. RyanPC

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    Well, I'm FLABBERGASTED! :nervous:
     
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    Technically speaking, Final Exam is much better-made than a bulk of '80s slasher flicks. The movie is just ridiculously boring - featuring bland characters and dull kills. And I don't mean boring as in "slow" or "talky," I mean just a total snoozer. Unhinged is a pretty slow, talky film but it manages to hold interest (as well as shock and creep me out) . A Night to Dismember ('83) is abnormally bad, shit, even for a horror/slasher movie. But is at least entertaining.
     
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  17. RyanPC

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    I agree, FINAL EXAM is a well made film, but it is just boring, no doubt about that. I felt like going to sleep, almost.
     
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    If the movie is boring, has bland characters, and dull kills, what makes it better?
     
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    I don't think there was any nudity in Final Exam though :eek2:
     

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