Worst Slasher Flicks

Discussion in 'Slashers' started by Mark Relford, Oct 16, 2000.

  1. RyanPC

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    No, pretty sure there wasn't. Unless you count a guy in his underwear tied to a tree. :eek2: :lol:
     
  2. r_burgos2003

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    The chick with the rack...the one who got slashed but you didn't really see it (just blood appearing on a white sheet), she showed her rack a bit.
     
  3. Grim

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    Sleepaway Camp 3, that movie just tops it off in terms of cruddiness. They had something campy and fun with Sleepaway Camp 2 (although I felt it ran a little two short but it was still entertaining), then they just went to something that plain and simple fucking sucked. But it's all in a matter of taste I guess.
     
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  4. Jamm

    Jamm J'aime les cadavres

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    The only boring movies with bland characters I've ever seen that were any good were porno's, so, unless a movie has THAT much nudity...
     
  5. onebyone

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    Won't catch me ragging on Final Exam. OK, so I am the Mikey of the slasher thread, she likes anything, but still this movie cracks me up. It isn't very well done, but I have fun watching it, and that is all that I concern myself with.
     
  6. Joel Groce

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    chalk up another defense of "Final Exam"

    How about "The Forest" or "The Final Terror"? Nah "Final Exam" is far from the worst slasherdom has to offer... of course, the whole "grand" output after "Scream" blows as well. And I would love to meet up with the final girl from "Final Exam" - Cecile Bagdadi - oh where is she now?
     
  7. Mario77

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    Anyone remember a certain turkey called Killer Party? Snotty sorority girls throw a party in a dumpy mansion where, brace yourselves for originality, really bad shit once happened. A bunch of 35 year-old actors playing college students in bad masquerade costumes get killed in boring ways. As an added bonus to the routine slasher goings-ons, there's the novelty of the lead virginal girl getting possessed by the ghost of the schmuck killer, complete with cheap white contact lenses, her body writhing up the wall and onto the ceiling, and of course cheesy 80's demonic voice distortion (although it might sound better than transexual Pam Grier does in Escape From L.A. over a decade later!) Anyway, as big of a piece of shit as Killer Party is, I have a soft spot for it... :eek:
     
  8. RyanPC

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    I remember that one! What a shitty movie! :(

    EDIT: Oops, I was thinking of KILLER WORKOUT. Still, that's a shitty movie. Never saw Killer Party, however. ;)

    Just added two to my list:

    Killer Workout :D
    The Majorettes
     
  9. r_burgos2003

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    I'll have to say: BIRDS II, not a slasher with a knife, but the beaks did do some damage. sadly, 2 hours of my fuggen life was wasted.
     
  10. Mark Relford

    Mark Relford Chairman of the Bored

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    Re: chalk up another defense of "Final Exam"

    The Final Terror rocks!:D It's a little dull, but it has a good cast, scenery, and one creepy killer.
    I want a friggin' DVD! :fire:
     
  11. RyanPC

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    Re: Re: chalk up another defense of "Final Exam"

    Hmm, Hollywood video has it on VHS... maybe I should rent it. :)
     
  12. Mario77

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    I also really like The Final Terror, despite Adrien Zmed. I think it's got a few really creepy sequences, some great atmosphere, a bit of decent suspense and the image of the killer is genuinely scary. But I also totally understand anyone who thinks it's crap because it is a film with so much missed potential. I do really like the unexpected savagery of that opening sequence, the double killing of the young couple on the motorcycle; it's a great shocker that promises a better movie than is delivered. I still like it though.
     
  13. Grim

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    Dude, why didn't you just listen to us? We told you it would blow, it even blows other movies that blow. Birds 2 is rock bottom. Ah, I guess it was something you had to see for yourself.
     
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    Loved The Forest, The Final Terror, Killer Party AND The Majorettes. Final Exam is much worse than all of these. Final Terror is actually a pretty good movie - GREAT cinematography and location, really beautiful I thought. The music is good and quite a few scenes are unbearably tense. The killer wearing that mossy camouflage was a very nice touch. It lacked a bit in the violence/gore department, but I'd still rank it as one of the best of the early '80s slashers. A DVD would be a very welcome treat as my Vestron vhs doesn't have much life left in it...
     
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    The Ripper starring Tom Savini.
     
  16. RyanPC

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    Also, don't forget Blood Cult, from the makers of The Ripper. Both are terrible movies. ;)
     
  17. mariah

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    Ax'em
    Offerings
     
  18. H0MOSareGAY

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    Bloody Murder 1&2, I love these movies, but I must admit, they are absolutely horrible... on a scale of 1 to 10, 2 and 1 being so horrible it's funny, 0 being so horrible it's not funny, these movies come in at a -4, so horribly not-funny that it's funny...(in other words, these movies come full circle)
     
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    Friday The 13th Part 5 is the worst I saw. I passed out at my friend while we were watching this not so long ago while they were playing all the Friday The 13th on, you guessed it, Friday the 13th.

    (I know, this is my second post in a row bashing F13TH. Sue me)
     
  20. Demon

    Demon Don't Fuck With Dolly!

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    is The Forest the same movie I'm thinking about with the old guy that plays a Cannibal and ghosts of his 2 kids are in it??

    damn I want to see that movie again yo, whats the chance of a dvd coming out?
     

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