Would you like to have sex with Jenifer?

Discussion in 'Reader Polls' started by indiephantom, Nov 20, 2005.

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Would you like to do Jenifer?

  1. Yes, gimme some of that giggly little demented freakshow!

    26.9%
  2. No...that is just nasty.

    42.3%
  3. Yes, if I can put a bag over that butterface.

    15.4%
  4. Maybe, if I was really really drunk.

    15.4%
  1. indiephantom

    indiephantom Horny Spirit

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    Okay, time for a perv ranking. I'm referring to the title character in Dario Argento's episode of "Masters of Horror". We know she's got a kickin' bod and is an "animal" in the sack. :D So, would you look past the face and her other sickening "tendencies" to get a piece of that action? :glasses: How fucked up are you????

    P.S. I remember seeing a pic of her somewhere online, but couldn't find a good still shot. If anyone has one, please post.
     
  2. RyanPC

    RyanPC Guest

    Is this really necessary?
     
  3. indiephantom

    indiephantom Horny Spirit

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    No, but it's just for fun. :)
     
  4. Myron Breck

    Myron Breck BOO!!! Gotcha!

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    I don't know what she even looks like, but maybe if she had a hot boyfriend and we were all out drinking hard liquor....you never know!
     
  5. dvdfan

    dvdfan Member

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    It's not the face you fuck, It's the fuck you face :D
     
  6. wizzer

    wizzer get outta here ewe

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    i have no idea what she looks like or who she is but, yes.
     
  7. Never had oral sex huh?
     
  8. DrHerbertWest

    DrHerbertWest For Your Health

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    "I've had plenty of butterfaces."

    "Butterfaces?"

    "Yeah, you know, everything is good BUT her face."
     
  9. baggio

    baggio Well-Known Member

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    Before: [​IMG]



    Here's 2 more befores:
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    After: [​IMG]

    And the after picture is a "nice" shot of her. It gets worse once you see it on screen. :D
     
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  10. KillerCannabis

    KillerCannabis Slow, Deep & Hard

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    I'd put a bag over her face. C'mon, ugly as she is she sure can fuck like an animal.......
     
  11. Well said. :freak:
     
  12. Spitfire

    Spitfire Suspiria

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    Nice Picture. I knew she had to be hot, her real life picture, beautiful face. But back to the question, I think that the bag over the head thing is all you'll need, amazing body. Either that or close your eyes. :fire: Argento would agree with this too, I'm sure!
     
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  14. bigdaddyhorse

    bigdaddyhorse Detroit Hi-on

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    Fuck a bag, DOGGY STYLE with no mirror!
    That after shot kinda looks a girl I went to school with. We called her "snaggletooth"! :nervous: :lol:
     
  15. Bobbywoodhogan

    Bobbywoodhogan Active Member

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    After alot of alcohol maybe.
     
  16. Mortis

    Mortis GARBAGE DAY!

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    I'd have to make sure she didn't have a snaggled pussy first, but I definitely wouldn't let her blow me. I'm almost certain she'd scrape.
     
  17. thrashard76

    thrashard76 Guest

    Yes, if I can put a bag over that butterface.
     
  18. Man, that's downright attractive compared to the pseudo-insect face from the original comic version....if anyone wants to see just PM me with your e-mail
     
  19. Big Bobby D

    Big Bobby D Guest

    Well, I guess I'd just put a bag over her head, I mean, if Steven Webber can hit it 4 times in a 1 hour movie, then I can too! And I can't believe that the actress that played Jennifer looks so good! I'd hit that for sure! But I'd also consider what bigdaddy said if I had to fuck Jennifer and ran out of paper bags.
     
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