You've Lost Your Penis in a Tragic Accident. Do You:

Discussion in 'Reader Polls' started by uradouche, Aug 25, 2006.

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You've Lost Your Penis in a Tragic Accident. Do You:

Poll closed Sep 24, 2006.
  1. Kill yourself, because life just isn't worth living.

    6 vote(s)
    26.1%
  2. Get surgery to create a "mangina."

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%
  3. Start a religious cult and make everone cut off theirs too.

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%
  4. Strap one on.

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
  5. Not worry, 'cause it won't stop you from buying horror dvds

    8 vote(s)
    34.8%
  1. uradouche

    uradouche New Member

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  3. Workshed

    Workshed a.k.a. Villyan Shit

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    Best thread ever, man.
     
  4. RyanPC

    RyanPC Guest

    I am torn between creating a mangina and starting a castration cult. I can't vote.
     
  5. maskull

    maskull I finally got an avatar!!! Yay!!

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    Religious cult baby!!! I always wanted to start one anyway.
     
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    bigdaddyhorse Detroit Hi-on

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    Where's the Bobbit style re-attach opition? I'd lean that way, no mangina fuck you very much.:D
    If that couldn't happen, it's cult time baby!
     
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    Roo Member

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    Strap one on and get a new vacuum! :D
     
  8. Paff

    Paff Super Moderator

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    KGBRadioMoskow Well-Known Member

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    ekent The Lord's Arm of Justice

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    Seriously, the first thing I thought of was a transplant.
     
  11. shithead

    shithead Death By Ejaculation

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    become a serial killer.
     
  12. CasEjonz

    CasEjonz Guest

    Cut off a baby's arm and sew it where my junk once was.
     
  13. Tien21

    Tien21 Guest

    I'd get another one attached. A really long black one :)
     
  14. thrashard76

    thrashard76 Guest

    :fire:
     

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