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HELLION
12-17-2000, 06:50 PM
Two of the greatest things in life! This'll be a naughty thread about your fave Hammer lust objects, be they male or female. This is open to male and female members, so let's hear it! Got a fave nude scene? Kinky atmosphere? A film you wish would've gone further in a sexy direction? Here's my list-

1. Kirsten Betts/Lindholm....sinfully gorgeous

2. Luan Peters.....what breasts!!

3. The Collinson Twins......ah, the Collinson Twins

4. Yutte Stensgaard.....need I say more?

5. Linda Hayden.....too cute

6. Ingrid Pitt.....duh!

7. Katya Wyeth.....underrated Hammer gal

8. Yvonne Monlaur.....such eyes, such lips

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mutleyhyde
12-17-2000, 07:17 PM
All of 'em! I will make a special mention of Caroline Munro though. While I was mostly attracted to the (perceived) playfulness of blondes, Caroline would always stop me dead in my tracks. Her body language and facial expressions were always so to the point, as if to say "cut the bullshit, let's get down to business!" Her best part wasn't in a Hammer film though. I think she looked best in The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. If only I were one of Harryhausen's beasts in that one! Forget Sinbad and his crew, I know what I'd have been after!

Well, as I said, they're all great. I could go on and on about individual babes, but let's just say that I think Hammer's wardrobe department deserves a big hand! They certainly knew how to wrap a package!

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"When I go to confession, I don't offer God small sins - petty squables, jealousies - I offer him sins worth forgiving!"

May the Hammer eternally bleed!
M. Hyde

carl.kolchak
12-17-2000, 08:48 PM
I agree, all of the above! http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/biggrin.gif Some favorites are the Collinson Twins, Martine Beswick, Yvonne Monlaur, Madeline Smith and Linda Hayden, anyone ever see Blood on Satan's Claw? It looks like it has potential. http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/smile.gif I even liked dopey looking Nike Arrighi in The Devil Rides Out and read she plays topless gypsy in Countess Dracula, I also need to check that one out! http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/smile.gif

HF, I didn't forget about you, I'll see if I can find a sexy pic of Thorley Walters or Michael Ripper for you. http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/biggrin.gif<font color=black><small>



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HammerFANatic
12-18-2000, 12:27 PM
http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/rolleyes.gif HELLy, are you feeling overly frisky? http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/wink.gif

CK, thanks for the offer, but I'm afraid Thorley and Michael did little for me. http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/biggrin.gif However, I'd love to see a photo of Mr. Lee or Mr. Cushing in thong undies!

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HELLION
12-18-2000, 04:27 PM
Always frisky, HF! A little bedroom talk is nice every now and again. http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/wink.gif

carl.kolchak
12-18-2000, 07:44 PM
Not a Hammer but this sure looks interesting, my copy of Vampyres just arrived and <a href="http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/ckolchak/73_05_Anulka_Dziubinska_cf.jpg">Anulka</a> has been added to my list! http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/smile.gif I only had a chance to check out the still gallery and this is already by far the most risque horror dvd I've ever seen! HELLION, I think you would like this dvd!!! http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/biggrin.gif Here's the insert <a href="http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/ckolchak/vampyres_insert.jpg">scan</a>.<font color=black><small>



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Mark Relford
12-18-2000, 08:37 PM
Hot damn!!! http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/biggrin.gif We need more topics like this on the Hammer board! I second Ingrid Pitt and Caroline Munro.
CK, you just made me want to see this movie even more! (Wish Amazon would hurry up and ship it!)

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mutleyhyde
12-18-2000, 09:36 PM
God, I love the late '60's early '70's!!! Guess I'll be checking that movie out. I gotta get a job so I can buy all this great stuff coming out! By the way, I don't think anyone has mentioned Raquel Welch or Arsula Undress, er, I mean Ursula Andress yet (heh-heh). I'd love to have that poster of Raquel, you know, the one featured in Shawshank Redemption where she's in her famous "C'mon Dino, mess with me" pose.

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"When I go to confession, I don't offer God small sins - petty squables, jealousies - I offer him sins worth forgiving!"

May the Hammer eternally bleed!
M. Hyde

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HELLION
12-18-2000, 09:48 PM
Yeah Carl, VAMPYRES is a great one! The menu screens alone are enough to get ya hot and bothered! http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/smile.gif

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carl.kolchak
12-19-2000, 05:24 AM
Just finished Vampyres. Anulka was very good and the atmosphere was very creepy, but Marianne Morris was kind of a beast and it didn't quite have the class of a Hammer. I guess it's a **1/2/**** film, I like for my vampires to have fangs. http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/smile.gif Still a good dvd for the collection and the commentary was very entertaining, several references were made to Hammer sets used and film was purchased from Hammer for the title sequence. http://www.horrordvds.com/forum/biggrin.gif<font color=black><small>


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