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rhett
11-28-2004, 08:14 PM
In honor of Thanksgiving, let's pick our favorite turkey. There are a lot of bad movies out there, which one is your favorite?

RyanPC
11-28-2004, 08:17 PM
Troll 2 :D

Runner up: Breeders (1986)

fceurich39
11-28-2004, 08:27 PM
piranha II

hell ya!
11-28-2004, 08:47 PM
Hell Of The Living Dead

moogong
11-28-2004, 08:54 PM
Troll 2 by far.

dwatts
11-28-2004, 09:16 PM
Out of those, Hell of the Living Dead. The thing about Turkeys is, one mans Turkey is another mans Duck. Plan 9 isn't trying to be good, so to me, it's disqualifed.

Criswell
11-28-2004, 09:24 PM
Has to be Plan 9.

Wood Indeed did TRY to make a good film

Hell of the living dead is actualy a pretty enjoyable zombie film with a GREAT zombie kid, but probably has the worst dubbing in Italian cinema history.

Also the stock footage of Elephants tramping throuh New Guinea is pretty amazing.

Anthropophagus
11-28-2004, 11:39 PM
Plan 9 by far, Night of the Ghouls is a close runner-up. Zombie 3 was pretty awful, but entertaining in a strange way too.

walkingdude
11-28-2004, 11:59 PM
Hell of the Living Dead is a turkey?Wasn't there Academy Award nominations?
One of my top 15 films.

zombi3
11-29-2004, 01:38 AM
Hell of the Living Dead - turkey and cheese! :evil: :fire:

John Gargo
11-29-2004, 01:39 AM
HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD... so inexplicably awesome.

Evil Dead Guy
11-29-2004, 01:43 AM
Plan 9 from Outer Space

onebyone
11-29-2004, 02:14 AM
I hated choosing because I love them all. However, I went with Plan 9 From Outer Space, because it is hard to out-turkey the master, Mr. Ed Wood.

Mortis
11-29-2004, 02:25 AM
I voted for Hell of the Living Dead.

fceurich39
11-29-2004, 03:11 AM
hell of the living dead definitly better than the one i voted for which was piranha II

Hellbilly
11-29-2004, 03:32 AM
Troll 2 -

lots of love for A Night To Dismember and Slugs also.

MorallySound
11-29-2004, 05:04 AM
I voted Plan 9 From Outer Space.

You can't go wrong when the dinner guests include Bela Lugosi, Thor Johnson, Bunny Breckinridge, Criswell, and Vampira with your turkey. Escpecially when Ed Wood cooks the turkey.

Katatonia
11-29-2004, 05:13 AM
Troll 2 without a doubt. No other stinker even comes close to this sweetheart!

Deaddevilman
11-29-2004, 05:13 AM
Romero's Day of the Dead. No where near the quality of the first two films.

Guyver99
11-29-2004, 05:19 AM
Favorite turkey as in...the worst film or favorite turkey as in "it's really, really bad but I like it anyway?" I think some people are mixed.

Ptflea2
11-29-2004, 05:20 AM
How can you get more turkey than "Blood Freak?" I mean the movie's killer was a rampaging, giant, pot-smoking TURKEY!!!

thrashard76
11-29-2004, 06:02 AM
Hell Of The Living Dead is a kickass movie and I will defend it at all costs.
Hey look, a doughnut.

Erick H.
11-29-2004, 06:12 AM
Gotta go with the blue ribbon PLAN NINE.It's strikingly bad,yet hypnotic.I just saw this theatrically at a late show and it was packed,people truly love it.

Criswell
11-29-2004, 11:19 AM
I PREDICT...........PLAN 9 WILL WIN OUT!!!!!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Criswell
11-29-2004, 11:21 AM
Alos do not forget the eternally terrible.........

ORGY OF THE DEAD!!!!!

fceurich39
11-29-2004, 06:03 PM
nightmare city should be on the list just horrible movie but in a good way

RiverEuphrates
11-30-2004, 04:10 AM
Troll 2

I remember when I was with a friend in a Dollar General store and we spotted a Troll 2 VHS. He wanted to buy it - being the huge fan of crappy movies that he is - but he was too embarrassed to buy it in public. He gave me the money to buy it and then ran out to the car - pride intact.

allmessedup
11-30-2004, 04:36 AM
ORGY OF THE DEAD is probably one of the few movies in history where viewers fast-forward through the nude scenes to get to the dialogue.

I voted for HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD just because I like it more. I think there are a lot of movies worse than PLAN 9, though I agree that what makes it stand out is that its director actually believed he was making an important movie.

NDIrish7
11-30-2004, 07:30 AM
You have to love Ed Wood and his movies. The guy was entusiastic. He tried. He had misfits as his ensemble, for the most part. His movies were bad, but not as bad as they aer made out to be. And, because they are bad, it makes them entertaining in my opinion.

speanroc
11-30-2004, 09:12 AM
Romero's Day of the Dead. No where near the quality of the first two films.

why this film gets such negativity is beyond me, not so much by ur statement , but by others i've read before, and as far as quality the effects in DAY r probably savini's finest hour,and better than any CGI effects garbage............

Rocker10
11-30-2004, 10:47 AM
Hell of the living Dead for me... great flick!

Mortis
11-30-2004, 05:04 PM
The FX are good, but the film lacks the impact that the first two have.

why this film gets such negativity is beyond me, not so much by ur statement , but by others i've read before, and as far as quality the effects in DAY r probably savini's finest hour,and better than any CGI effects garbage............

allmessedup
11-30-2004, 05:39 PM
DAY OF THE DEAD is basically a really good 20-30 minute short about zombies with great special effects combined with a really dull 70 minute movie of bad actors arguing about the offscreen zombies.

geekcccp
11-30-2004, 08:46 PM
It has to be Troll II (only because Zombie Lake isnt there)

allmessedup
11-30-2004, 09:46 PM
Yeah, ZOMBIE LAKE belongs on any list of all-time turkeys. Makes HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD look like a masterpiece.

John Gargo
12-01-2004, 12:13 AM
I guess i'm the only one who thinks that PLAN 9 is only mediocre in the so-bad-it's-good way... There are so many better bad movies out there.

Mark Relford
12-01-2004, 12:36 AM
Never been a big Plan 9 fan. Wood's movies just bore me to tears. Now, Hell of the Living Dead is great moldy cheese. Gotta love the nutjob that wrestles with the zombies!

shift
12-04-2004, 03:28 AM
all. they all are bunch of turkies