Uwe Boll report card

[Michael]

On second thought, maybe we better not do this.

[RyanPC]

House of the Dead: F

:D

[onebyone]

House of the Dead: A+++ bring on more crap like that please.

I haven't seen anything else, but I will for sure be checking out Alone in the Dark. If it is half as bad as House of the Dead, I will be in business. :banana:

[RyanPC]

House of the Dead: A+++ bring on more crap like that please.

:lol: :lol:

Perhaps I should give it another try? ;)

EDIT: That is sig worthy... pure gold.

[Nos4ah2]

:eek2:

[fceurich39]

house of the dead D-

[onebyone]

:lol: :lol:

Perhaps I should give it another try? ;)

EDIT: That is sig worthy... pure gold.

I so wasn't kidding. As a B movie to laugh at, it doesn't get much better than that. Watch it with the Boll commentary and, if you have a sense of humor, you may just laugh until you cry.

[chrishicks]

ok, now do you want the grade to be from the normal people or from those braindead folks who just put away 2 cases of beer which was then chased by atleast 2 bottles of whiskey followed by a pound of dope? this could be the difference between an A+ and an F-. :D

[maskull]

House of the Dead: A (is for awesome!!!)

i'm waiting for Alone In The Dark to be released on DVD.

[Noto]

House of the Dead is off the charts awesome. Not only does he get a 100% A for it, he also gets extra credit.

Alone In the Dark is a strong B+

[old-boo-radley]

House of the Dead: B-

[bigdaddyhorse]

House Of The Dead - :lol: :lol: :lol: (haven't heard comm. could make it 4)

Alone In The Dark - :lol: :lol: :D (2 and a half)

:lol: 's based on how unintentially funny and # of times I cracked up or flipped off the tv. :glasses:

[Katatonia]

I think "F" just about says it all.

[VenicuS]

Uwe Boll... As in Toilet-Boll. Well, at least as far as "House of the Dead" is concerned. Sorry to jar the continuity, gang, as I'm a first-time poster (but looong time lurker), I just had to chime in on Mr. Boll's incessant cinematic raping of fairly decent video games. While I haven't seen "Alone in the Dark" yet, the incredibly foul taste that was left in my mouth after seeing the celluloid partial-birth abortion that was HotD (abbreviated for all you l337 k1dz out there on thar intarweb), I just didn't have alot of hope. And then I read Tara Reid in the credits. Oh yeah, we're really farked now.

And so my fears are for Bloodrayne, despite the farking wax-the-weasel-til-it-bleeds hotness that is Kristanna Loken. I mean come on. Ben Kingsley? Sorry, Sir Ben Kingsley? WTF?? What happened between "Gandhi" and "I'm a British knight, but I'm still a broke biatch", "House of Sand and Fog notithstanding? Oy. Michael Madsen is cool but this character is no Mr. Blonde, lemme tell ya. I love the Bloodrayne games, I love Kristanna's cleavage (and Michelle Rodriguez's for that matter, even if she'd rather do my sister), but this just has "Uwe Boll-shiat" written all over it.

And we still get to suffer through "Far Cry", "Dungeon Siege", etc. Jesus, I can see it now; "Uwe Boll's Pac-Man: Blinky's Revenge". But anyway, that's my $.02, so you can now commence with the "Hey Venicus, do us all a fovor and shut your pie-hole" comments.

[VenicuS]

Uwe Boll... As in Toilet-Boll. Well, at least as far as "House of the Dead" is concerned. Sorry to jar the continuity, gang, as I'm a first-time poster (but looong time lurker), I just had to chime in on Mr. Boll's incessant cinematic raping of fairly decent video games. While I haven't seen "Alone in the Dark" yet, the incredibly foul taste that was left in my mouth after seeing the celluloid partial-birth abortion that was HotD (abbreviated for all you l337 k1dz out there on thar intarweb), I just didn't have alot of hope. And then I read Tara Reid in the credits. Oh yeah, we're really farked now.

And so my fears are for Bloodrayne, despite the farking wax-the-weasel-til-it-bleeds hotness that is Kristanna Loken. I mean come on. Ben Kingsley? Sorry, Sir Ben Kingsley? WTF?? What happened between "Gandhi" and "I'm a British knight, but I'm still a broke biatch", "House of Sand and Fog notithstanding? Oy. Michael Madsen is cool but this character is no Mr. Blonde, lemme tell ya. I love the Bloodrayne games, I love Kristanna's cleavage (and Michelle Rodriguez's for that matter, even if she'd rather do my sister), but this just has "Uwe Boll-shiat" written all over it.

And we still get to suffer through "Far Cry", "Dungeon Siege", etc. Jesus, I can see it now; "Uwe Boll's Pac-Man: Blinky's Revenge". But anyway, that's my $.02, so you can now commence with the "Hey Venicus, do us all a favor and shut your pie-hole" comments.

[VenicuS]

Sorry for the double post. It's the Guinness, don't y'know?