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Franco
08-15-2005, 05:24 AM
Imagine a remake of Deliverance (1972) is on the way ... :evil:

Which actor would you like to see being told "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!" and "You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good." ?
walkingdude
08-15-2005, 05:28 AM
Imagine a remake of Deliverance (1972) is on the way ... :evil:

Which actor would you like to see being told "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!" and "You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good." ?
Betterdan of course.
RyanPC
08-15-2005, 06:06 AM
:lol: :lol:

Deliverance is one film that SHOULD be remade... I wasn't impressed with it.
booper71
08-15-2005, 06:12 AM
John Goodman would be in the role of Ned Beatty.
Spacevis
08-15-2005, 06:22 AM
they should cast Deep Roy as the banjo playing retard... now that would be awesome :lol:
Katatonia
08-15-2005, 07:27 AM
They should just cast George W. Bush and put some padding in his clothes.
bwana the clown
08-15-2005, 08:12 AM
Which actor would you like to see being told "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!" and "You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good." ?

Russell Crowe!!!!

Oh wait...you mean in the movie...
MartinD1
08-15-2005, 10:39 AM
Yes, Russell Crowe would rock !
BloodMan
08-15-2005, 12:21 PM
George Wendt would be pretty funny too. Jack Black as well.
ekent
08-15-2005, 03:05 PM
Jack Black would work. Gary Oldman should be the one telling him to 'Squeal like a pig'. Burt Reynolds character should be played by Matthew McCounnahey [sp].
betterdan
08-15-2005, 03:09 PM
Franco you are one of a kind and I thank God for that. :)
Ash28M
08-15-2005, 04:29 PM
:lol: :lol:

Deliverance is one film that SHOULD be remade... I wasn't impressed with it.

Sorry to hear that I just watched it again last night with my GF and her brother. They hadn't seen it before and they both loved it.
speanroc
08-15-2005, 04:35 PM
dom delouise
BloodMan
08-15-2005, 04:48 PM
Louie Anderson!! Forgot about him.
betterdan
08-15-2005, 11:26 PM
I vote for for France's own Yohann or Olivier Roussel.
http://www.whotv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3722558
MorallySound
08-15-2005, 11:34 PM
Mimi from the Drew Carrey Show.
nukfut
08-16-2005, 01:02 AM
Easy. Tom Cruise. That stupid f'ck needs to get crammed up the ass.
Cantona07
08-16-2005, 02:26 AM
More butt fucking. :nervous:
Coverdale
08-16-2005, 04:48 AM
How about Philip Seymour Hoffman?
Katatonia
08-16-2005, 05:24 AM
Easy. Tom Cruise. That stupid f'ck needs to get crammed up the ass.

Great choice! :lol:
Spacevis
08-16-2005, 06:04 AM
:lol: I can picture it right now

"Why would you do that? Why would you do that? I come here, camping, playing banjo with your boy, and you just ram your dick up my ass. You're a jerk you know that? You're a jerk!"
Agent Z
08-16-2005, 08:52 AM
:lol: :lol:

Deliverance is one film that SHOULD be remade... I wasn't impressed with it.

Well, they could remake it for you, but I don't know how they can put the story they had on screen any better than they originally did. I mean, the acting, atmosphere, cinematography, character development, music....I think they pretty much got it right the first time around.

Perhaps, the story itself doesn't appeal to you?
JW77
08-16-2005, 10:33 AM
Crispin Glover in the Ned Beatty part. I can just see him running around the woods in his tighty-whities screaming "OH MY GAAAAAWWWD! THAT HILLBILLY COCKSUCKER FUCKED ME IN THE ASS! JESUS CHRIST WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!"

And have Steve-O playing the hillbilly who creams his corn.

And then you have Keanu Reeves playing the Burt Reynolds part, with the arrow drawn -- "You have your cock up my friends ass. I'm standing here with thirty inches of graphite pointed at your heart. What do you do, bitch! What do you do!"

SWWWWTTTT. He shoots the arrow right throw Steve-O's chest.

John Voigt's part (you got a purty little mouth) should be played by Ashton Kutcher.

And the redneck guy with no teeth -- Shane McGowan.
dwatts
08-16-2005, 10:39 AM
--And the redneck guy with no teeth -- Shane McGowan.--

Redneck? He's IRISH :D
Jamm
08-17-2005, 04:51 PM
Easy. Tom Cruise. That stupid f'ck needs to get crammed up the ass.
I'm sure he already has, many times.
:lol: I can picture it right now

"Why would you do that? Why would you do that? I come here, camping, playing banjo with your boy, and you just ram your dick up my ass. You're a jerk you know that? You're a jerk!"
That's priceless!!!