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rhett
06-24-2007, 05:13 PM
Which celebrity do you think has the highest propensity to commit such a deed?

DrHerbertWest
06-24-2007, 05:20 PM
Udo Kier. Uber creepy.

Coverdale
06-24-2007, 05:21 PM
I picked Eli Roth. Hey, Hostel was about guys getting tortured, Hostel II about girls, maybe Hostel III will be about little kids...

_pi_
06-24-2007, 05:40 PM
George W. Bush. Because, well, hasn't he already?

onebyone
06-24-2007, 05:49 PM
George W. Bush. Because, well, hasn't he already?

I cannot argue with that kind of logic. He gets my vote too.

rhett
06-24-2007, 06:05 PM
Wait...could Jamm kill a child?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3992/jkacun8.jpg

Dave
06-24-2007, 06:26 PM
Dude, don't make me pull the McClure pictures.

Workshed
06-24-2007, 06:44 PM
Akon is definitely spitting some murderous flow once he gets past the whole "Somepeopledon'twannaseeusto-gether, but it don't matterno, since I got you"--then the backwards-masked kill-instructions begin. Wouldn't surprise me if they were about children. Just sayin'.

Katatonia
06-24-2007, 06:48 PM
George W. Bush. Because, well, hasn't he already?

Certainly.

bigdaddyhorse
06-24-2007, 06:56 PM
Bush, cuz he's doing it for real.

Roth killed one in Hostel 2, but that's fiction.

I wouldn't be the least bit shocked to find Rosie was the real wicked witch and eats children.

KamuiX
06-24-2007, 09:49 PM
Meh, fuck the logical choice. Mike Tyson eats babies...clearly the fun choice :)

4Gotten1
06-24-2007, 09:49 PM
Of course: Michael Moore. For fear of missing lunch, he'd certainly kill a child. unless Rosie got to the child first...even "Sicko's" gotta eat.

Coverdale
06-25-2007, 01:43 AM
No, Moore's gone respectable now. He has closely-cropped hair and wears tuxedoes...no longer a slobby guy.

satans-sadists
06-25-2007, 03:43 AM
Bush.

YottNik
06-25-2007, 04:03 AM
Tom Cruise, because the alien spores in his bloodstream demand it.

dwatts
06-25-2007, 05:09 AM
Bush is too easy. :D

I went with Cruise. I think he stops kids in the street and asks them if they believe in flying saucers - if they say no, he might well snap.

The Chaostar
06-25-2007, 11:24 AM
It may be easy but I voted Bush too. It's for real!

MorallySound
06-25-2007, 06:23 PM
George W. Bush. Because, well, hasn't he already?

My vote and exact point too.

MorallySound
06-25-2007, 06:24 PM
Bush is too easy. :D

I went with Cruise. I think he stops kids in the street and asks them if they believe in flying saucers - if they say no, he might well snap.

I've seen 2 UFO's. And I ain't fucking joking.

Doesn't make me wanna snap and kill kids.

But still, Cruise is crazy, so yeah.

Jamm
06-25-2007, 07:14 PM
Good god! That's creepy! The guy on the left looks like a shady charcter too!

Wait...could Jamm kill a child?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3992/jkacun8.jpg

rhett
06-25-2007, 07:16 PM
I suggest changing the title below your name to "J'aime les enfants".

Jamm
06-25-2007, 07:21 PM
Well, although they can be quite tasty, I prefer my meat properly aged in a box in the ground.

rhett
06-25-2007, 07:36 PM
Well, as per the film title, the children would be dead.

Luna
06-25-2007, 07:37 PM
*ears perk up*

onebyone
06-25-2007, 07:59 PM
Is it too late to do a write in vote for Luna?

satans-sadists
06-25-2007, 08:23 PM
Udo Kier. Uber creepy.

Agreed!

KGBRadioMoskow
06-25-2007, 08:49 PM
If by kill we mean enact a policy that would knowingly get children killed, fail to take reasonable measures to limit those deaths, and not loose any sleep over it, then Bush is already there.

By the same criteria, I actually think Moore has got to the point where he would let the wheels of the machine do the task if he wasn't personally involved, knew he would get away with it, and the end result would make the key scene for his next political agenda film. With a straight face he'd probably be capable of blaming the results on big business / the government - and believing it himself.

But as for someone who could *personally* do the deed, of the people on the list I think only raging Mike Tyson is capable of doing so. He might not *intend* to kill, but I could easily see him inflicting a beat down that became fatal.

Mok
06-25-2007, 08:53 PM
By the same criteria, I actually think Moore has got to the point where he would let the wheels of the machine do the task if he wasn't personally involved, knew he would get away with it, and the end result would make the key scene for his next political agenda film. With a straight face he'd probably be capable of blaming the results on big business / the government - and believing it himself.

No.

Hellbilly
06-25-2007, 08:56 PM
Is it too late to do a write in vote for Luna?
:lol:

rhett
06-25-2007, 09:48 PM
Is it too late to do a write in vote for Luna?
Would she poison a cake?

Luna
06-25-2007, 10:01 PM
I just might, because everyone knows cakes are tempting, sweet delights.

Who could resist?

philxus
06-25-2007, 10:02 PM
:evil: :fuck: :fuck: :evil:

DeathDealer
06-26-2007, 07:06 AM
This poll is pretty stupid...

rhett
06-26-2007, 05:59 PM
By questioning this poll you are admitting your guilt.

zompirejoe
06-26-2007, 06:19 PM
Didn't Akon already try to ?

Ptflea2
06-26-2007, 09:18 PM
Chris Beniot looks like he just did.

Rockmjd
06-26-2007, 09:30 PM
Chris Beniot looks like he just did.

Classy. Helps if you spell his name right, too.

Ptflea2
06-26-2007, 11:51 PM
Yeah and it was real classy what HE did! "I" before "O"....... wow, I just butchered the spelling on that one.