Feast III The Happy Finish on dvd Feb 17th 2009!

[fceurich39]

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/14357/

[Workshed]

Sorry to rain on the thread, but no thanks! Man oh man, Feast 2 was such a bummer.

[mcchrist]

There was a Feast 2? Shows how much I know.

[fceurich39]

Sorry to rain on the thread, but no thanks! Man oh man, Feast 2 was such a bummer.

feast was amazing but feast II what a disaster still i will get part III to complete the trilogy

[Workshed]

feast was amazing but feast II what a disaster still i will get part III to complete the trilogy

Gulager thanks you, I'm sure. :glasses:

[onebyone]

Sorry to rain on the thread, but no thanks! Man oh man, Feast 2 was such a bummer.

I am with you.

Going to work on forgetting I ever saw part 2.

[aoiookami]

There was a Feast 2? Shows how much I know.

Its probably better you didnt know of it. Feast 2 was so horrendous that this will be a 'download and have it play in the background while I work on other stuff if there are no other movies, tv shows, or cartoons worth watching in it's place'

[Suicide]

Yikes. If you hated Feast II, don't even try and watch III. This one is much, much worse. I actually thought part II was decent enough(up until the baby scene that is), but this one is a total mess. No monster jizz or baby hurling scenes in Part III, but the head-shitting, monster/human rape and the fucking ninja will surely have you groaning. And don't get me started on the baffling final shot. What?!

The one thing it has going for it, it's unpredictable. You have no idea what's going to happen or who is going to die. Or be monster raped. But when the film is this sloppy that doesn't really matter.

[oogi2000]

I want whatever drugs John Gulager was on when he shot Feast 2 and 3 back-to-back.

He must've been snorting crack with the midgets :D.

[shift]

Sorry to rain on the thread, but no thanks! Man oh man, Feast 2 was such a bummer.

Feast one was great, but two---- shit! Now a part III? Part II was enough for me. :nervous:

[Shannafey]

I just picked up Feast 2 for $3.50 used and loved it! It was over the top and a blast to watch! It was what it was. Not high art! I'm game for a part 3. Didn't know it was coming out so fast!

[fceurich39]

will get part 3 i wonder if wlamrt will sell the R rated version like they did with part 2

[bigdaddyhorse]

will get part 3 i wonder if wlamrt will sell the R rated version like they did with part 2

I'm sure they will, just like Blockbuster will only rent an R-version with almost all the extras stripped, just like Feast 2.

I'm still torn on this. I wanted to love part 2, but really didn't at all. I'll have to give it one more try before commiting to 3. I doubt I'll blind buy it new like I did with part 2 is what I'm getting at.

[aoiookami]

Just watched part 3 online, talk about a wretched movie. Not sure if its worse than part 2, not sure if that is even possible. I'd warn against even getting this to 'complete the story', because it certainly doesn't. It definitely takes the prize for most forced and poorly executed 'we need a crazy ending!' ending ever.

It's like the warehouse containing the real script, props, and special effects equipment burnt down, and all they had left was a fart soundboard, fake poo, and a bunch of people they found off the street for actors and thought 'Hey, we can still do this!'

[CrazyFatEthel]

God!!!Do we really need another Feast Movie? How about a sequel to....god anything else would be better!!!

[KillerCannabis]

I got my review copy in the mail this week. I enjoyed Feast, but never got around to seeing Feast 2 after the negative reviews. Judging by it's scant 80 min runtime, I'm not expecting much.

[zompirejoe]

Absolutely horrible, one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Feast 2 was bad, and this one is worse.Culager recently ranted in Fangoria about the haters of Feast 2 . In his mind he makes great movies for real horror fans, and anyone who dislikes his films can suck it. That's not a quote , but it's basically what he is saying. Fuck that guy, what a piece of shit. The only reason the original Feast was somewhat entertaining was because the studio was there to reel him in. Really, really a big let down and a waste of anyone's time. Do not see it if at all possible.

[crikan]

!!!Feast SPOILERS!!!

I just finish watching the Feast series for the first time. I’m usually not fan of gross or “Jackass style” humor but I had a lot of fun with this series. While Part 1 is the best of the bunch, I enjoyed the sequels. Both sequels have long segments where it seems like the director is just killing time, but each have scenes that are worth waiting for. What I enjoyed most about the Feasts is the mis-direction. The best was Hero’s “I’m the guy that going to save your asses” and having Honey Pie as the most prominent character on the Feast 3 cover only to kill her off in the first minutes. That said the ending of Feast III is damn near criminal. I understand that bad endings are common in horror films but for them to not even try was disappointing. They could have at least brought some resolution to the Biker Queen’s story. But complaining about story in this series is probably missing the point. These movies were a fun (and uneven) thrill ride that was worth watching.

[bigdaddyhorse]

!!!Feast SPOILERS!!!

That said the ending of Feast III is damn near criminal. I understand that bad endings are common in horror films but for them to not even try was disappointing. They could have at least brought some resolution to the Biker Queen’s story. But complaining about story in this series is probably missing the point. These movies were a fun (and uneven) thrill ride that was worth watching.

Are you kidding, the ending of 3 made and saved this series! So out of left-field, so non-related, so "what the fuck? hit rewind"! And that
theme song over the end credits, just fucking brilliant!

I didn't care much for part 2 on first viewing months ago, but when I gave it a second chane before watching 3, I really enjoyed it and love how 2 and 3 are basiclly one flick divided.

[Criswell]

Yeah, 1 was a cool surprise. have not caught 2.