"I'm a sea pig" and other odd, memorable horror movie quotes

[rhett]

Watching THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW again had me in stitches during that line where the chubby guy in the pool asserts that he's a sea pig. Such a wonderfully random moment that I don't think I could ever forget. We always cite favorite kills, but what about those odd quirky lines that only those low budget horror movies could pull off? I thought this thread could serve as a nice collection of funny lines in horror movies that just stand out. I'll start it off with a few:

"I'm a sea pig!" - The House on Sorority Row

"For a man so fast on the dance floor, you sure are slow!" - Prom Night

"This cloth smells of death." - Burial Ground

"Totally!" - Halloween

"Why does my mother bathe me so much?" - The Pit

"And the nightmare becomes reality..." - Nightmare City

"You're a dead fuck!" - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

"Don't go out in the woods tonight, you probably will be thrilled!" - Don't Go in the Woods

"Nilbog, it's goblin spelled backwards!" - Troll 2 (and I think it's somewhere in Hamlet, too)

"You can call me....Eeeeeeee-villlllll!" - New Year's Evil

"That's not cranberry sauce, Artie!" - Nightmare at Shadow Woods

"Hey hey, heyyyyyyy baba-rebop!" - Sleepaway Camp

Just to clarify, I'm not talking about classic lines like an Ash witicism or a cryptic Loomis comment, but ones that are just so bizarre and seemingly out of context that they end up sort of becoming iconic. Let's share!

[Copyboy]

I've got to admit I've never seen the movie, but I think everyone's heard the line:

"What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" - Shark Attack 3

[Anaestheus]

I don't know if this counts, but the whole peanut scene in Deep Rising is one of my favorite "what the hell was that about" scenes in any movie.

[maybrick]

"I Think I Love You." - TERROR AT THE RED WOLF INN

Nothing inherently strange about that line until you see the context it was used in. It's one of the biggest WTF moments ever. Judge for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8j_GAIx65c&feature=video_response

[HellRazor]

Kaiju movies are always great for quotes.

"You are a cheeky pig!" - GODZILLA ON MONSTER ISLAND

"Go home Gabrah! You are a loser!" - GODZILLA'S REVENGE

[_pi_]

There's two weird lines in 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' that I love:

When Ronee Blakely says: "He's dead, honey, because mommy killed him" (Ronee Blakely is so awesome in this movie).

And then when Nancy sees the new gray in her hair: "Oh god! I look 20 years old!" That line is just all sorts of wonderful. :D

[rhett]

Just finished watching SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 3 again:

"Is it live, or is it Memorex?" Upon the brother's triumphant return. Wait...what?

[vampyr789]

"Please, please don't kill me...we can even get it on if you want...i wont fret" - New Year's Evil

LMFAO

[rhett]

"Please, please don't kill me...we can even get it on if you want...i wont fret" - New Year's Evil

LMFAO

Haha, yeah, that one is a gem, too. New Year's Evil is filled with them.

[dirkwu]

I always found this little exchange from Audition kinda odd and quite haunting:

"But I don't like her."

"What's wrong with her?"

"Something chemical."

[dirkwu]

"I Think I Love You." - TERROR AT THE RED WOLF INN

Nothing inherently strange about that line until you see the context it was used in. It's one of the biggest WTF moments ever. Judge for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8j_GAIx65c&feature=video_response

holy crap I was laughing my ass off. That should have been a scene in Twin Peaks.

[Erick H.]

When it is suggested that he or Christopher Lee might be the body jumping monster on the train in HORROR EXPRESS an offended Peter Cushing protests,"Monsters,we're BRITISH,you know !".

I always found this casual request by pathologist Vincent Price in THE TINGLER to be oddly funny," Alright Barney,hand me The Tingler ".

A skeptical Sheriff Bracket tells Dr. Loomis in HALLOWEEN ,"I have the feeling you're way off on this",to which Loomis replies "You have the wrong feeling."

Salty sea dog Quint disses Matt Hooper's oceanographic gear in JAWS ,"That's damn fine gear ya got there Mr. Hooper but I don't know what that bastard sharks gonna do with it.Might eat it ,I suppose.Saw one eat a rockin' chair once."

As the monstrous creature in THE THING roars at him Kurt Russell fires back,"Yeah,**CK YOU TOO !".

[CrazyFatEthel]

Every line in the stuffed animal sequence thats in Curtains was kinda like, "okay this bitch is crrraaazzzyyyy!!!!"

[X-human]

From Desperate Living, "You could be pregnant, Beth!" Beth's about three years old...

Who could forget some of the Narration from z-grade classics like,

Plan Nine From Outer Space:
"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future"
"The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent."
"My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn't happen?"

Monster a-Go GO
"Suddenly there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness."

The Atomic Brain:
"Well, sometimes it's convenient to have a man, especially when he comes cheaper than servants."
"making love to an 80 year old woman in the body of a 20 year old girl; it's insanity! "
"so firm, so nicely round in places men like."

The Creeping Terror:
"Brett is his and he feels no man could ask for more. Now, without warning, their honeymoon was to become a nightmare. "
"Life has its way of making boys grow up, and with marriage, Martin's time had come. His life was now Brett, a life that he thoroughly enjoyed."
"That afternoon, in Mungreeve Park, a group of neighbors got together for a hoot-e-nanny. "
"The Colonel, more concerned with saving human lives than advancing Science, told Bradford to "Go to Hell." "
"Only God knows for sure, were Bradford's last words to anyone on this Earth. "

And last but not least, The Beast of Yucca Flats:
"A man runs, someone shoots at him."
"Nothing bothers some people, not even flying saucers."
"Boys from the city. Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress. Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs."
"Touch a button. Things happen. A scientist becomes a beast."
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"

If only all movies could get such classy narration.

[Copyboy]

Saw this years ago and it STILL cracks me up:

"You're half mushroom now!" -ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE

Try saying that the next time someone you're with eats a mushroom and watch the reaction. Great fun for the whole family!

[maybrick]

holy crap I was laughing my ass off. That should have been a scene in Twin Peaks.

Truly! :lol:

[Copyboy]

"I Think I Love You." - TERROR AT THE RED WOLF INN

Nothing inherently strange about that line until you see the context it was used in. It's one of the biggest WTF moments ever. Judge for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8j_GAIx65c&feature=video_response

WTF, indeed! I NEED to see this movie!

[Buio_Omega]

"The most beautiful thing in the world is... smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed, at the same time." - female student, "Pieces"
"How long will it take?", "It'll take as long as it takes." - Liza'n'Joe, "The Beyond"

[Stige]

"well...there's nothing wrong with PG movies.....as long as there's lots of sex and violence "

ELVIRA mistress of the Dark

[ArrowBeach]

"Death by...fatality" from PATRICK LIVES, I know the subtitles were off, but that line is hard to forget.

[satans-sadists]

Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2

Dennis Hopper goes to buy some chainsaws and doesn't utter a single word in the shop. Goes outside to test the chainsaws while the frightened shop owner proclaims:

"Oh my aching banana!" :banana::lol:

[Matt89]

Friday the 13th
"It's gonna storm! ...Tear down that valley like a son of a gun." - Jack

That line has ALWAYS bugged me. It's like...who the fuck says that? It's such a shitty line and it's delivered so poorly.

Other than that, however, my mind's a total blank.

~Matt

[gyhorrorfan07]

"Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!" - Stooge (Night of the Demons)

[promnight13]

This thread is great! LOL at the comments in particular from Curtains, Friday the 13th, Elvira and Pieces.

Some of my own:

Friday the 13th Part V: "You big dildo, eat your fucking slop!"
Dressed to Kill: "So, who were you fucking?" "Fuck you."
The Sentinel: "We fondle each other...caress"
Beyond the Door: I crack up every time I see the little boy say "Athhole" in the car.
The Child: "Donuts???"
Prom Night: "Hey, have you got any mascara?"

This list could go on an on...

[wago70]

"You know what the biggest room in the world is?...The room for IMPROVEMENT" - Vivia in KILLER PARTY.

"Tonight - Phoebe, Jennifer and Vivia are SLIMEBUCKETS! Tomorrow - they will be GOATS!" KILLER PARTY

"...they're tryin' to French Fry us!!!" - CHOPPING MALL

[CPT HOOK]

Black Christmas is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I love Olivia Hussey, but there is one unintentionally funny line that always cracks me up:

"Hey, quiet! It's him again! The moan-a!"

[Darga]

From Desperate Living, "You could be pregnant, Beth!" Beth's about three years old...


Oh my god, Desperate Living, is pretty much non-stop ridiculously funny lines. "I'm so hungry I could eat cancer" pops to mind immediately.

[msw7]

There's a line in Zombie Farm that cracks me up every time I remember it (among other hilariously stupid lines in the movie):

annoying girlfriend in car during not very long drive:
"Are we almost there yet?"

[rhett]

Black Christmas is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I love Olivia Hussey, but there is one unintentionally funny line that always cracks me up:

"Hey, quiet! It's him again! The moan-a!"

Haha yeah, that's a memorable one for sure. Always makes me think:

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2347/monaf.jpg

[17thJuggalo]

From Black Roses:

"Only two kinds of men wear earings: pirates and faggots. I don't see no ship in our driveway. "

:lol:

[indrid13]

Some of my favorites...

Witchery
"They've got a bunch of legends about this island. Witches and rainbows and shit."

Legacy of Blood
"A kraut stuck a bayonet into me. I made a lamp out of him."

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
"I peed in my pants!"

UFO: Target Earth
"Curiously, what the hell do we know about electricity?'

Cathy’s Curse
“Well, if it isn’t the great medium herself! Medium? More like extra rare piece of shit!”

Raw Meat
"Mind the doors!"

Blood Song
"I keep seeing this same lunatic killing people - crazy, like!"

Strange Behavior
"We're going to find the FAT ones!"

A Name for Evil
"You went on and on playing with yourself."
"I did what?"

[mtorriero]

it puts the lotion on the skin