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Werner Von Wallenrod
12-13-2002, 10:17 PM
We all have limits – and I have lots. I’d love to watch a lot of films, but have boycotted them because I won’t pay to see my principles violated.
Yes, inspired by a certain other horrordvds forum member's recent request, I've decdied to compile a list of peoples' movies I'd like to see edited for my own gratification... I thought about it, and I, too could care less what the Directors wanted in the film.



1) The Accused: Good drama with some kind of message or something, but man, that rape scene... I mean, hey, I don't mind the rape itself, but wow was Leo Rossi creepy in that. Does anyone know of an edited version where Rossi's footage is taken out – but ALL the other stuff is left in? Saying "It starts to move towards the advocation of cutting unacceptable scenes out of all films" simply means you think it is a black and white world (or at least lack and white in thsi regard.) I don't. There are limits, and this film crosses them. The director had a choice when he shot Rossi screaming at the camera like that - and he made a bad one. I vote AB get The Accused - and they make a 30th aniversary edition with new music, and new scenes using a plastic Leo Rossi. Cutting out some of the footage as they go - should we be left with only the original because the director couldn’t be bothered with special FX?

2) You know, from what I've read, this 70's sci-fi classic Solaris sounds really interesting, but personally I'm intimidated by lots of heady, intellectual concepts without quick and easypay-offs. Does anyone know of an edited version where a lot of intellectualisms are taken out – but ALL the other stuff is left in?

3) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Boy! I love computer effects and karate fighting, but that movie is just too Asian for me! Does anyone know of an edited version where those Chinese people are taken out – but ALL the other stuff is left in? There are arguments for the validity of the Chinese people - but they're not for me. Hence my request. If Crouching Tiger can only exist with Asian people in it - it shows the paper thin concept of the film. There has to be a way to represent the ideas without them. Anyway, I can still "get" Ang Lee's intended message by a) knowing that Asians were cut from the film b) Reading about the snipped Asians, c) Watching what remains. If the entire message of this film revolves around Asians – what’s up with the other 6 minutes or so of footage – filler?!?!? I think Lee crossed a line when he compromised his artistic integrity. He is a filmmaker – with a film full of FX that were so realistic I thought I could fly! Yet he bailed out on the Asian people. It was lazy IMHO (so, he filmed it in China - he couldn't fly in American or British actors? actually, lazy and just done for shock value, since Lee obviously had the ability to fake this and make the Asians look white with CGI). Brave perhaps, but being brave means sometimes it will work against you.

4) And how about The Color Purple - Good flick (I like Spielberg), but the ending, where you find out that racism and violence against women is wrong, just really bums me out. The rest fo the film might have some value, though (especially when Rae Dawn Chong sings... it's like a voice from Heaven). The director wants us to see his film with his message and vision intact? Boo hoo! I bet he cries and cries and cries. Nah - bet he only cares if it SELLS. Seriously, in this case, I could care less what the sick mind of Speilberg wants. While I think it is okay for people to pursue uncut versions of films, it is equally okay if someone decides a director went too far and does not wish to see a movie uncut. From my point of view, racism and violence against women are not only OK, but necessary in terms of entertainment. A broad statement that you should be forced to watch something because that is what the Director wanted is something I cannot agree with either. If you can't see thigns exactly like I do, and then completely agree with them, regardless of contrary concepts, then there likely is nothing more I can tell you.



Sorry, I'm getting a bit sick of the "uncut" crowd. Half the time they gripe and moan about social, political and psychological signifigance of some artists expressing themselves, or providing challenging points of view - and acclaim it as a revelation. It's a bit sad actually.

I am not pro-censorship in the larger picture. But there are certain cases where it is appropriate. Namely, when it bothers me, personally.

After all, censorship happens ALL THE TIME. Censorship happens when the scripts for movies are written - they take things out because they know they won’t be allowed to show them to people. You reckon Hollywood would make a pro Al-Quada movie today? Nah. Ideas are even censored (of course, this is censorship in the larger context, since you can’t really censor something unless it exists)! My point here, of course, is that if censorshop agrees in one form, we should quit complaining, and accept it in all forms.

P.s. - "CH is real." :D

Werner Von Wallenrod
12-13-2002, 10:20 PM
There ya go! Before all you "freedom of speech" nuts can start screaming - I discover a sans-smarts version of Solaris exists! ha ha ha ha. That is really very funny! Thank you, Mr. Soderberg. That's sticking it to all those "art shouldn't be censored for one fan (or non fan's) personal offense" know-it-alls!

Oh c'mon, this is hilarious. All that munching about censorship in other threads - and why would anyone want it - and there it is - right there on the silver screen for me to watch. Now that is irony.

Eddie Quist
12-13-2002, 10:31 PM
Very long-winded and boring post, Werner....How about censoring yourself?? .....:) Really, you're a great poster, and I don't wanna feud with you, or anything, but that doesn't mean I gotta endure this lame, half-assed attempt at sarcasm. How about concentrating on something worth your energy.......Oh well, just my opinion....

dwatts
12-13-2002, 10:41 PM
Ha ha! See, if he has the time to spend on this type of stuff - more power to him. For me - life awaits. I can tolerate opinions that differ from my own - some can't ;)

Werner Von Wallenrod
12-13-2002, 11:17 PM
It really didn't take long at all... It was mainly cut 'n' pasted. :glasses:

P.s. - No feud. Just a post. ...Well, that and an ancient voodoo curse, but I regret that already and would take back the zombie who's now hiding under your bed if I could.

dwatts
12-13-2002, 11:24 PM
How about writing another one, then. Maybe the topic should be:

"I want to be a drone. I want to think just like everyone else. I do not want to have an opinion that is different from anyone else. I want freedom to think exactly like everyone else - so I can be the same and feel as though I belong."

Wow, that could be a real hum-dinger :D

betterdan
12-14-2002, 12:29 AM
HAHAHAHA good post Werner.

Werner Von Wallenrod
12-14-2002, 01:13 AM
Yaknow, dwatts... sometimes there's a reason one is left with the dissenting opinion... And it ain't always that "drone" thing. ;)

DefJeff
12-14-2002, 04:57 AM
best thread ever?

Andrew
12-14-2002, 05:48 AM
Jeff - Definitely.

If Crouching Tiger can only exist with Asian people in it - it shows the paper thin concept of the film. Best.
Line.
Ever.

ronweston
12-14-2002, 06:00 AM
Pretty damn funny post, Werner

KR~!
12-14-2002, 07:50 AM
I almost pissed my pants laughing reading that 1st post, awesome!:lol:

Hellbilly
12-14-2002, 09:20 AM
:lol:
Good stuff there!

Rainbowthief
12-14-2002, 11:32 AM
Holy crap, that was hilarious, especially the Crouching Tiger stuff!

dwatts
12-14-2002, 12:33 PM
--Yaknow, dwatts... sometimes there's a reason one is left with the dissenting opinion... And it ain't always that "drone" thing.--

Yup - it's that fear thing. The fear of not being part of the crowd - of not being liked. All crapola of course - but I know you feel it :)

Werner Von Wallenrod
12-14-2002, 11:33 PM
You're right, dwatts. I am scared to express my true opinions in front of this "crowd." So, instead I'll just say: very clever retort. :D

dwatts
12-15-2002, 12:27 PM
Well - it's about being PART of the crowd - not expressing yourself in front of crowd of like-minded people (which takes no balls at all.) Still, carry on :)

betterdan
12-15-2002, 12:47 PM
:lol:

Werner Von Wallenrod
12-16-2002, 07:42 AM
Yes, that's why I disagree with you.
...It's not because the idea of an edited Cannibal Holocaust is dumb or anything. :lol:


That said, however, I DO feel "a part," as you say, of this crowd... I feel all of you on this board are my extended family members, and I expect Christmas gifts (cash is fine).


However, dwatts, if you're going to keep insinuating that my beliefs are not truly my own, here are a few slightly more amusing attacks on my personal credibility that you may care to implement in the future:
1) I only come to this message board to disagree with you and give you a hard time, because I'm actually someone from your past, like an ex-boss, former member of your clergy or cult, or a spurned lover, who couldn't stand just one night of pure, unbridled passion... Think how exciting those accusations could get!
2) The liberal government programmed me, because they're afraid of Artistic Censorship Championing Visionaries like yourself, who will ultimately take the power back from the Jew-run media and return it to the brutally impoverished people of this land... just like Robin Hood.
3) I am enemy to animals and children everywhere.
4) I lost a bet, and it was either this or dress in my sister's Sunday dresses for a week (even though I usually only wear her garters and slacks, because her dresses' horizontol patterns make me look portly).
5) I'm in Ruggero Deodato's pocket... literally!
...Clearly, there are no other reasons a man could ever not completely agree with you about everything.

In fact, I now find myself so convinced of your other post's greatly hidden (oh so greatly, utterly, very well hidden) wisdom that I wrote in "that edited UK disc of Cannibal Holocaust" for best DVD of the year, and all other categories, in the horrordvds Zombie Awards. And if your words are true, and I am genuinely "a part" of "this crowd," then I am confident to conviction that my brothers and sisters of this forum will join me in this movement. I ask you, now, WHO'S WITH ME?!?

betterdan
12-17-2002, 12:13 AM
Heil Werner!

DefJeff
12-17-2002, 03:50 AM
/mental note to self, NEVER make Werner mad....

Werner Von Wallenrod
12-17-2002, 09:38 AM
:glasses:
(blush)