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Mikey Horror 06-18-2013 10:41 PM

Forget your best, give me your worst.
 
Lists of rankings, bests and favorites are old and done to death, but I'm curious, what are your most hated and loathed horror movies? Not horror movies that just sucked, but horror movies that were just so bad to the point that it actually made you angry.

Anthropophagus 06-18-2013 10:43 PM

Black Christmas (Remake)
The Fog (Remake)
Darkness Falls
Graveyard of Horror
Chillerama
Black Devil Doll (Porn should not masquerade as blaxploitation/horror especially when the actresses are that ugly)
The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires (and I'm a huge Hammer fan)
Bigfoot at Holler Creek Canyon (Ron Jeremy, nuff said)
Boarding House

Those come to mind immediately.

maybrick 06-18-2013 10:44 PM

I will amend my list in the future, but this first entry easily tops all else:

1) DRACULA 3000
2) THE FOG (remake)
3) REVENGE IN THE HOUSE OF USHER
4) ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER
5) JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER

buck135 06-18-2013 10:53 PM

The Fog (Remake)
When A Stranger Calls (Remake)

Two of the absolute worst horror films ever made.

Workshed 06-19-2013 12:07 AM

Seconded Chillerama, just terrible.

Anthropophagus 06-19-2013 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Workshed (Post 738511)
Seconded Chillerama, just terrible.

It showed some promise with the first segment in a madcap, classless sort of way, but then it was all downhill.

Body Boy 06-19-2013 12:15 AM

Oh come on people, you can do better than When a Stranger Calls remake (which isn't actually that terrible) and Boardinghouse.

Hollywood's New Blood, Terror At Tenkiller, Night of Horror...

A multi-million dollar movie I can think of would be AVP: Requiem. That film is beyond stupid. I hate it. 40,000,000 gone to waste.

ReelFear 06-19-2013 12:30 AM

Easily my most hated horror movie, the one that made me angry was
the PSYCHO remake starring Vince Vaughn.

When that thing ended i stood up and held my middle finger to the screen for the entire end credits.

startide 06-19-2013 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by buck135 (Post 738496)
The Fog (Remake)
When A Stranger Calls (Remake)

Two of the absolute worst horror films ever made.

I liked both of these, WASC more than the original (which is a pretty ordinary movie save for the opening and closing sequences)!

If you want remakes, how about remakes that aren't even remakes? Like Prom Night, for example. Dull, bloodless and with not even a hint of suspense!!!

For me; TCM2, TCM:TNG, Mother's Day. Those kinds of movies. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's a real misogyny there that I find very unpleasant. I know that's largely at the heart of a lot of horror films and I'll never be able to get away from that, but there's vile, and then there's vile, if that makes sense.

bigdaddyhorse 06-19-2013 03:02 PM

Fog remake should win this as it might seriously be the worst movie ever.

Prom Night remake is close but has comedic value in parts, like the "hat of invisibility"!

I re-visited Sleepy Hollow High the other day and it is one of my worst blind buys from early on in dvd. It went right to the top of my "get rid of" stack.

dickieduvet 06-19-2013 04:05 PM

Anything from Troma :p

msw7 06-19-2013 05:04 PM

30 Days of Night: Dark Days
Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl
Funny Games (not poorly made, I just hated it)
Plague Town
Deadly End
Snake Woman's Curse
Sick Girl

dave13 06-19-2013 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by startide (Post 738583)
For me; TCM2, TCM:TNG, Mother's Day. Those kinds of movies. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's a real misogyny there that I find very unpleasant. I know that's largely at the heart of a lot of horror films and I'll never be able to get away from that, but there's vile, and then there's vile, if that makes sense.

I'm waiting for DVD Fanatic to wade in on this. He seems to be an expert on misogyny in film...

Mok 06-19-2013 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by msw7 (Post 738610)
Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl

Yes, that was out-of-control bad.

There was one called "Death Tunnel". My wife and I renamed it "Shit Tunnel" about 20 minutes in. We stuck it out just because we couldn't get over how bad it was. Apparently the location they shot at, Waverly Hills Sanatorium, an amazingly creepy looking building, stopped allowing people to shoot there because they were so angry with how bad this movie was.

I actually got fascinated by this horrible movie and wanted to know who was behind it. Turns out it's this guy:
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ps/102/861/1028614_300.jpg

A Rob Zombie wannabe by the name of Philip Adrian Booth. Looks like he's done various other shitty looking horror movies. Somehow he keeps on putting stuff out there. This guy should be an inspiration to anyone wanting to get into film. If this guy can somehow make it, anyone should be able to.

unclefred 06-19-2013 05:26 PM

Manos: Hands of Fate

Nick Phillips' 'Satan's Black Wedding'

Wicker Man remake

The Legend of Boggy Creek

Night of the Lepus

Blood Freak

Blood Orgy of the She Devils


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