Hey, another one:
Horror movie T-shirts, and the people who wear them are LAME.
When I see someone wearing a shirt with the rotting corpse from Zombie, or Cristina Marsillach from Opera, he might as well just say, "I'm 25, I make just above minimum wage, and have never had sex with a girl who rates above a 2 (if I've had sex at all)"
CINEMA PAFF - Your BB-Movie Showcase *
* - The extra B is for BYOBB