Some from the last thread that are STILL true:
1. The Beatles were crap.
2. Elvis Presley should have died younger, then we wouldn't have had to deal with the shite he shovelled up over the years. He died on a toilet for goodness sakes. He was probably delivering a new song, but it was obviously too long, a concept album perhaps?
3. John Lennon got shot. Oh well.
4. Kurt Cobain got shot. Oh well.
5. Carpenter's The Fog is complete and utter garbage.
6. You're overweight, and no amount of posting otherwise on HorrorDVD's will make it otherwise.