Originally Posted by dwatts
Some from the last thread that are STILL true:
2. Elvis Presley should have died younger, then we wouldn't have had to deal with the shite he shovelled up over the years. He died on a toilet for goodness sakes. He was probably delivering a new song, but it was obviously too long, a concept album perhaps?
6. You're overweight, and no amount of posting otherwise on HorrorDVD's will make it otherwise.
"Compared to her I'm just some bland, flappy hausfrau."
Baby, there ain't nothing good about this goodbye.