[MorallySound]

* -- I can't get that time back in my life...
** -- Shitty, but had some moments.
*** -- Averagely entertaining.
**** -- Worth owning.
***** -- Fucking wow! I'm sitting you down Clockwork Orange-style and forcing you to watch it!
Movies in bold are first time viewings. (T) = Theatre, (B) = Blu-ray, (D) = DVD, (V) = VHS, (N) = Netflix, (TV) = TV Series.
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January
01: Big Trouble in Little China (1986) (B) - ***
01: Tommy (1975) (N) - ***
01: Labyrinth (1986) (N) - ***
02: Tremors (1990) (N) - ***
02: Australia After Dark (1975) (D) - **1/2
02: The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978) (D) - ***
03: Restrepo (2010) (B) - ***
03: Cannibal Apocalypse (1980) (D) - **
04: Melancholia (2011) (T) - ****1/2
04: X (2011) (D) - *1/2
06: Kill List (2011) (B) - ****1/2
07: Kill List (w/ Ben Wheatley and Amy Jump commentary track) (2011) (B) - ****1/2
07: The Chain Reaction (1980) (D) - *1/2
08: Fantasm (1976) (D) - ***
08: Fantasm Comes Again (1977) (D) - **
08: The True Story of Eskimo Nell (1975) (D) - ***
10: Mad Dog Morgan (1976) (D) - ****
10: Barry McKenzie Holds His Own (1974) (D) - **1/2
11: Into the Abyss: A Tale of Death, A Tale of Life (2011) (T) - ****
11: Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010) (D) - **
12: Felicity (1978) (D) - ***
15: Slap Shot (35mm film print) (1977) (T) - ***1/2
15: Les Patterson Saves the World (1987) (D) - **1/2
16: A Horrible Way to Die (2010) (D) - ***
17: Ölüm savasçis (aka Death Warrior) (1984) (D) - ?
17: A Night to Dismember (1983) (D) - WTF
18: Café de flore (2011) (T) - ****
19: Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart to Hades (1972) (D) - ***1/2
19: Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in Peril (1972) (D) - ****
20: Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in the Land of Demons (1973) (D) - ****
21: Lone Wolf and Cub: White Heaven in Hell (1974) (D) - ****1/2
22: Snowtown (2010) (D) - ****
23: The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) (D) - 1/2*
24: Commando Game: Deadly Pursuit (1984) (V) - *
25: Revenge of the Electric Car (2011) (T) - ***
25: Barking Dogs Never Bite (2000) (D) - **1/2
26: The Caller (2011) (D) - **1/2
28: Battle Royale (2000) (T) - ****
28: Vampire Circus (1971) (B) - ***
29: Death Promise (1977) (V) - ****
31: Kill Squad (1982) (V) - ****
31: Death Promise (1977) (V) - ****
February
05: Atrocious (2010) (D) - *
07: Super Mario Bros. (1993) (D) - ***1/2
08: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) (T) - ****
11: The Five Deadly Venoms (1978) (D) - ***
11: Let Me In (2010) (B) - ****
12: Getting Even (1986) (V) - *1/2
12: Massive Retaliation (1984) (V) - *1/2
14: Ryan's Babe (2000) (V) - SHACKSPEARE
17: Invasion Earth: The Aliens Are Here (1988) (V) - 1/2*
18: Jaws (35mm film print) (1975) (T) - *****
20: Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger (1976) (V) - **1/2
21: Troll (1985) (D) - **
23: Beauty Day (with Blogger commentary) (2011) (D) - *****
25: Father's Day (2011) (T) - **1/2
25: Video Wars (1983) (V) - **
26: Beauty Day (with Jay, Ralph, and Rob commentary) (2011) (D) - *****
26: Space Camp (1986) (V) - ***
26: For Hire (1991) (V) - 1/2*
26: Meatballs Part II (1984) (V) - *1/2
26: Meatballs 4 (1992) (V) - *
27: Snowballing (1984) (V) - *
27: Out of Control (1985) (V) - *1/2
27: Project: Shadowchaser (1992) (V) - *
27: Ator, the Fighting Eagle (1982) (V) - ***
27: Half a Loaf of Kung Fu (1980) (V) - **
28: Drunken Fist Boxing (1979) (V) - *1/2
28: Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave (1976) (V) - *
28: Shaolin Wooden Men (1976) (V) - ***
28: Ninja Turf (1985) (V) - **
28: The People Under the Stairs (1991) (D) - ***
March
02: Ninja Academy (1988) (V) - *
03: Adventures of a Private Eye (1977) (V) - ***
04: Corman's World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel (2011) (T) - ****
04: Pina (2011) (T) - *****
06: Terror on Tour (1980) (V) - *1/2
07: Rampart (2011) (T) - ***
08: Easter Bunny Bloodbath (2010) (V) - **
10: Big River Man (2009) (N) - ****
13: A Film Unfinished (2010) (D) - ***1/2
13: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) (D) - *1/2
14: We Need to Talk About Kevin (2010) (T) - *****
14: Silent House (2011) (T) - **
15: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) (V) - **1/2
16: The Big Brawl (1980) (V) - **1/2
17: Frankenstein (35mm film print) (1931) (T) - *****
17: Henry Rollins: Up For It (2001) (D) - ***1/2
18: 21 Jump Street (2012) (T) - *1/2
18: Tammy and the T-Rex (1993) (V) - **
19: The Sleeper (2011) (V) - ***1/2
20: Snake Eater (1989) (V) - **
24: Shame (2011) (T) - ***1/2
25: We Need to Talk About Kevin (2010) (T) - *****
27: Snake Eater II: The Drug Buster (1991) (D) - **
28: Norwegian Wood (2010) (T) - ****
30: Henry Rollins: Talking From the Box (1992) (D) - ***
31: The Last Circus (2010) (T) - ***1/2
31: Henry Rollins: Henry Rollins Goes to London (1993) (D) - ***
April
01: Henry Rollins: Shock and Awe (2005) (D) - ***1/2
01: The 'Burbs (1989) (D) - ***
01: The Money Pit (1986) (D) - ***
02: Henry Rollins: Live at Luna Park (2004) (D) - ***
02: Henry Rollins: You Saw Me Up There (2008) (D) - ***1/2
03: Penitentiary III (1987) (V) - **1/2
03: Snake Eater III: His Law (1992) (V) - **
05: Better Than Something: Jay Reatard (2011) (T) - ***1/2
07: Gone in 60 Seconds (35mm film print) (1974) (T) - ***1/2
08: Whodunit? (1986) (V) - *
08: The Raid: Redemption (2011) (T) - ***
10: Bloody Birthday (1981) (V) - ****
11: The Devil at Your Heels (1981) (D) - ****
12: Goin' Down the Road (1970) (D) - ****
18: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) (D) - ***1/2
18: Tank Girl (1995) (D) - ***1/2
19: Down the Road Again (2011) (D) - *1/2
20: Damnation Alley (1977) (B) - **1/2
21: Re-Penetrator (2005) (D) - *1/2
21: The XXXorcist (2006) (D) - ***
22: Into the Behind: The Making of The XXXorcist (2006) (D) - ***1/2
24: Singles (1992) (D) - *1/2
28: Fubar II (2011) (D) - ***
May
01: Hard Core Logo 2 (2010) (T) - **1/2
01: The Flash (1990) (V) - **
03: Bullhead (2011) (T) - ***1/2
03: Midnight Son (2011) (T) - **1/2
04: Crawl (2011) (T) - **1/2
04: Kill List (2011) (T) - ****1/2
05: Blood Car (2007) (T) - **1/2
05: Marianne (2012) (T) - **
05: Some Guy Who Kills People (2011) (T) - ***
05: Eddie: The Sleepwalking Cannibal (2012) (T) - ***
05: The Divide (2011) (T) - ****
06: Klown (2012) (T) - ***
06: Symbol (2009) (T) - ****
06: The Innkeepers (2012) (T) - ***1/2
11: American Nightmare (1983) (V) - ***1/2
13: Keyhole (2012) (T) - ****
13: Blood Symbol (1991) (V) - **1/2
15: Murder by Phone (1982) (V) - ***
15: Tougher Than Leather (1988) (V) - **1/2
17: Corpse Eaters (1974) (V) - *1/2
18: Gunblast (1986) (V) - 1/2*
20: Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2012) (T) - ****1/2
22: Crime Wave (1988) (V) - ***1/2
22: The Blues Brothers (35mm film print) (1980) (T) - ****1/2
June
06: In the Family (2011) (D) - ***1/2
09: Prometheus (in 3D) (2012) (T) - ***
12: The Boys in the Band (1970) (T) - ****
12: Valley of the Dolls (1967) (T) - **1/2
13: 42nd Street Forever!: Blu-ray Edition (2012) (B) - ****
15: Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except! (1985) (B) - ***
16: Phenomena (1985) (B) - ***
17: Such Hawks Such Hounds: Scenes from the American Hard Rock Underground (2008) (D) - ***
18: That's My Boy (2012) (T) - NO STARS!
20: Cosmopolis (2012) (T) - ***1/2
21: Lake of Fire (2007) (D) - ****1/2
24: Miss Nymphet's Zap-In (1970) (B) - *1/2
25: Inside (2007) (D) - *1/2
26: Repulsion (1965) (B) - ***1/2
26: The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) (B) - ***1/2
July
03: Speak of the Devil: The Canon of Anton LaVey (1995) (D) - **1/2
03: The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) (V) - ****
04: Cul-de-sac (1966) (B) - ***1/2
05: Girl Model (2011) (T) - ***1/2
05: Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope (2011) (T) - ***
11: Headhunters (2011) (T) - ***1/2
12: Revenge of the Ninja (1983) (B) - ***
12: Ninja III: The Domination (1984) (B) - *****
15: Jerkbeast (2005) (D) - **
16: China Heavyweight (2012) (T) - ***
16: The Intouchables (2011) (T) - ***1/2
17: New Year's Evil (1980) (D) - ***
17: Carnage (2011) (N) - ****
20: The Dark Knight Rises (2012) (T) - ***
22: Midnight Party (1976) (D) - **
23: The Dark Knight Rises (2012) (T) - ***
24: Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008) (N) - ****
24: Black Roses (1988) (D) - **1/2
25: Sound of my Voice (2012) (T) - ****
26: Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure (2011) (N) - ****
29: Dark Days (2000) (N) - ****
29: A Complete History of My Sexual Failures (2008) (N) - **
30: Your Highness (2011) (D) - **
30: I Think We're Alone Now (2008) (N) - ****
31: Shakes the Clown (1991) (N) - **1/2
August
01: American Psycho (2000) (B) - ***1/2
02: Popatopolis (2009) (N) - ***1/2
02: Savages (2012) (T) - **
03: The Big Doll House (1971) (B) - **1/2
07: Women in Cages (1971) (B) - *1/2
07: The Big Bird Cage (1972) (B) - ****
08: The Burning Moon (1992) (D) - ***
08: Total Recall (2012) (T) - **
11: My Penis and I (2005) (D) - ***1/2
11: My Penis and Everyone Else's (2007) (D) - ***1/2
12: Guys and Dolls (2007) (D) - ***1/2
12: The Skin I Live In (2011) (N) - *****
12: Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) (N) - *****
13: The People Who Own the Dark (1976) (D) - ***
13: Retribution (1987) (D) - ***1/2
14: Howl (2010) (D) - ***
15: Marina Abramović: The Artist Is Present (2012) (T) - ****
17: Virgin Report (1971) (D) - **
18: A Beginners Guide to Endings (2010) (T) - **
19: The Party Animal (1985) (V) - **1/2
20: Think Big (1989) (V) - ***
20: Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1985) (V) - ****
21: Meatballs III: Summer Vacation (1986) (V) - ***1/2
21: Private Lessons (1981) (V) - **1/2
21: Conan the Barbarian (1982) (N) - ***
22: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species (1996) (V) - *1/2
26: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989) (V) - 1/2*
26: Pizza Man (1991) (V) - 1/2*
26: The Last Slumber Party (1988) (V) - 1/2*
27: The Annihilators (1985) (V) - ***
27: Enemy Territory (1987) (V) - ***
27: Motorama (1993) (V) - ***1/2
28: Wimps (1986) (V) - **1/2
28: Jocks (1986) (V) - **1/2
31: Lawless (2012) (T) - *****
September
01: Half Baked (1998) (D) - **1/2
02: ParaNorman (2012) (T) - **1/2
04: Martians Go Home (1990) (V) - NO STARS!
04: Happy Hour (1987) (V) - *1/2
04: Last Days Here (2011) (D) - ****
05: Road House (1989) (V) - ****
06: Westworld (1973) (V) - ***
06: The Woman in the Fifth (2012) (T) - **1/2
06: Off Beat (1986) (V) - ***1/2
07: The Monster Squad (35mm film print) (1987) (T) - *****
08: Weekend at Bernie's (1989) (V) - **
08: Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) (V) - **1/2
09: They Still Call Me Bruce (1987) (V) - ***
09: Watchers (1988) (V) - **
09: Watchers 2 (1990) (V) - *1/2
09: Watchers 3 (1994) (V) - *
09: Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) (V) - ***
09: Amsterdamned (1988) (V) - ***
09: Nightmaster (1987) (V) - *1/2
10: Side Out (1990) (V) - **1/2
11: Hellgate (1989) (V) - **
12: Bound and Gagged: A Love Story (1993) (V) - **
13: Off and Running (1991) (V) - **1/2
15: I, Zombie: The Chronicles of Pain (1999) (V) - *1/2
15: V/H/S (2012) (T) - **
15: The Pact (2011) (T) - **1/2
16: Juan of the Dead (2012) (T) - **
18: Stalker (1979) (V) - ****
18: The Manitou (1978) (D) - **
19: Resident Evil: Retribution 3D (2012) (T) - NO STARS!
20: The Cabin in the Woods (2011) (B) - ****
21: The Cabin in the Woods (2011) (B) - ****
22: Miss Bala (2011) (N) - ****1/2
23: Mansome (2012) (N) - **1/2
23: Compliance (2012) (T) - **
24: Halloween Night (1988) (V) - ***
25: End of Watch (2012) (T) - **1/2
25: Teenage Graffiti (1977) (D) - **
26: Head Games (2012) (T) - **1/2
27: Zone Troopers (1985) (V) - **1/2
28: The Master (2012) (T) - *****
29: Rapid Fire (1989) (V) - **
30: House at the End of the Street (2012) (T) - *1/2
October
01: Night Vision (1987) (V) - **
01: The Witchmaker (1968) (D) - **1/2
02: Cemetery Man (1994) (V) - ***
02: Nightmares (1983) (V) - **1/2
02: Bruiser (2000) (V) - *1/2
03: Ghostkeeper (1980) (D) - **1/2
03: Female Vampire (1973) (B) - *****
04: Exorcism (1974) (B) - ****
05: Island of Lost Souls (1932) (B) - ****
05: The Night of the Hunter (1955) (B) - *****
06: Housegeist (aka Boardinghouse) (1982) (V) - ***1/2
07: Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981) (D) - ***
08: Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981) (D) - ***
09: Count Dracula's Great Love (1972) (D) - **
09: Vampire Hookers (1978) (D) - *1/2
10: Dead & Rotting (2002) (V) - 1/2*
10: The Devonsville Terror (1983) (V) - **
11: Weekend (2011) (N) - ****
11: The Visitor (1980) (D) - **
11: The Majorettes (1986) (V) - ***
12: Seven Psychopaths (2012) (T) - ****
12: King of the Ants (2003) (V) - *1/2
13: The House on Sorority Row (1983) (V) - ****1/2
13: Murder Party (2007) (D) - ****
14: Maximum Overdrive (1986) (D) - **
14: Rojo sangre (Blood Red) (2004) (D) - **1/2
14: Kumaré (2012) (T) - ***
15: Witchery (1988) (V) - **1/2
15: Midnight (1989) (V) - *
16: Prince of Darkness (1987) (D) - ****
17: The Mansion of Madness (1972) (D) - ***1/2
17: Alucarda (1975) (D) - ****
17: Demons (1985) (B) - ****
17: Demons 2 (1986) (B) - ***1/2
18: Neverlost (2010) (D) - **
18: Death Machine (1994) (V) - ***
19: Poltergeist (35mm film print) (1982) (T) - *****
20: The Omega Man (1971) (B) - ***
21: Nightmare Weekend (1985) (V) - *
21: You've Been Trumped (2012) (T) - **
22: Satanico Pandemonium (La sexorcista) (1973) (D) - ***1/2
23: Sinister (2012) (T) - ****
24: 976-EVIL II: The Astral Factor (1991) (D) - **
24: Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1990) (D) - ***
25: Open House (1987) (V) - **
26: The Supernaturals (1985) (V) - *1/2
27: Frankenweenie (2012) (T) - ****
27: The Wolf Man (1941) (B) - ***1/2
27: Murder Party (2007) (D) - ****
28: The Mummy (1932) (B) - ****
28: The Invisible Man (1933) (B) - ****
28: Phantom of the Opera (1943) (B) - ***
29: HauntedWeen (1991) (D) - ***
30: House of 1000 Corpses (2002) (B) - ****
30: Horror (2002) (D) - NO STARS!
30: Idle Hands (1999) (D) - ****1/2
31: The Exorcist (Theatrical Cut) (1973) (B) - *****
31: Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) (D) - *****
31: Halloween Night (aka Hack-O-Lantern) (1988) (V) - ***
November
01: Samsara (2011) (T) - *****
03: Cowboy del Amor (2005) (N) - **1/2
03: The Imposter (2012) (T) - ***1/2
04: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) (N) - ****
05: Full Tilt Boogie (1997) (D) - ****
05: Downtown (1975) (D) - ***1/2
06: Eating Raoul (1982) (B) - ****
06: Sexy Sisters (1977) (D) - *1/2
09: [REC]³: Génesis (2012) (T) - *1/2
15: Killer Joe (2011) (T) - **1/2
16: Lowlife (2012) (B) - ***
17: Tabu (2012) (T) - *****
19: Antiviral (2012) (T) - ****
19: Kill All Redneck Pricks: A Documentary About a Band Called KARP (2010) (D) - ***
20: The Definitive Document of the Dead (2012) (D) - **
20: Celestine, Maid at Your Service (1974) (B) - **1/2
21: Stories We Tell (2012) (T) - ****1/2
23: Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) (D) - *1/2
24: Surveillance (2008) (B) - **1/2
24: Crisis (35mm film print) (1997) (T) - **1/2
24: Ryan's Babe (2000) (T) - *****
28: The Awakening (2011) (T) - **
29: The American Scream (2012) (N) - ***1/2
29: The Life and Death of a Porno Gang (2009) (B) - ***1/2
30: Excision (2012) (B) - ***
December
04: Dark Angel (1989) (V) - ***
05: Killing Them Softly (2012) (T) - ***
11: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) (T) - *
11: Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991) (D) - ***
17: The Ambassador (2011) (T) - ***
18: Masters of the Universe (1987) (V) - **1/2
19: El Bulli: Cooking in Progress (2010) (N) - ***
19: Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010) (N) - **1/2
21: Klown (2010) (N) - ***
24: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) (D) - ****1/2
25: Black Christmas (1974) (D) - *****
26: Django Unchained (2012) (T) - ****
26: Holy Motors (2012) (T) - ***
28: Cleanflix (2010) (N) - **1/2
30: Django Unchained (2012) (T) - ****
31: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia (2010) (N) - ***
31: Gnarr (2010) (N) - ***1/2