* -- I can't get that time back in my life...
** -- Shitty, but had some moments.
*** -- Averagely entertaining.
**** -- Worth owning.
***** -- Fucking wow! I'm sitting you down
Clockwork Orange-style and forcing you to watch it!
Movies in
bold are first time viewings.
(T) = Theatre,
(B) = Blu-ray,
(D) = DVD,
(V) = VHS,
(N) = Netflix,
(TV) = TV Series.
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January (48/39)
01:
Dragonslayer (2011) (N) - ***1/2
01: New Year's Evil (1980) (D) - **
02:
Trailer War (2012) (B) - ***
03:
Jack the Ripper (1976) (D) - ***
05:
Bones Brigade: An Autobiography (2012) (N) - ****
05:
Red Scorpion (Uncensored Version) (1989) (B) - ***
05:
Loose Screws: Screwballs 2 (Director's Cut) (1985) (B) - **1/2
06:
Hitchcock (2012) (T) - ***1/2
06: The Stunt Man (1979) (B) - *****
07:
Voodoo Passion (aka Call of the Blonde Goddess) (1977) (D) - **
07:
Macumba Sexual (1983) (D) - ***
08: Enter the Ninja (1981) (B) - ***
09:
The Ecstasies of Women (1969) (B) - **
10:
Linda and Abilene (1969) (B) - **
10:
Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry (2012) (N) - ***
10:
Black Love (1971) (B) - **
12:
Berberian Sound Studio (B) - ****1/2
14:
Pusher (2012) (T) - **
15: Revenge of the Ninja (1983) (B) - ***
15:
John Dies at the End (2012) (D) - ***1/2
16:
The Nude Vampire (1970) (B) - ****
16:
The Rape of the Vampire (1968) (B) - ***1/2
17:
The Sexual Story of O (1984) (D) - **1/2
17:
The Inconfessable Orgies of Emmanuelle (1981) (D) - *1/2
18: Beetlejuice
(35mm film print) (1988) (T) - ****1/2
20:
Mansion of the Living Dead (1985) (D) - **
20:
Even the Rain (2010) (N) - ****
22:
Colour Correct My Cock (2012) (B) - *****
22: Ninja III: The Domination (1984) (B) - *****
23: Colour Correct My Cock
(w/ commentary) (2012) (B) - *****
23:
Drive-In Delirium, Vol.1 (2010) (D) - ****
23:
Screwball Academy (1986) (V) - *
24:
Horror Express (1972) (B) - ****
26:
Act of Vengeance (1974) (N) - **1/2
26:
Dolly Dearest (1991) (N) - 1/2*
26:
The Man from Deep River (1972) (D) - ****
26: Cannibal Ferox (1981) (D) - ***1/2
27:
Teenage Tramp (1973) (D) - **
27:
Teenage Hitchhikers (1975) (D) - *
27:
Drive-In Delirium, Vol.2: The Offspring (2010) (D) - ****
27:
How to Score with Girls (aka Cry Your Purple Heart Out) (1976) (D) - 1/2*
28:
Cyber Ninja (1988) (D) - **
28:
White Rat (1971) (D) - 1/2*
29:
After Porn Ends (2012) (N) - **1/2
29: Science Crazed (1989) (V) - *****
30:
Black Sabbath: The Black Sabbath Story, Vol.1 (1992) (D) - ***1/2
30:
10 to Midnight (1983) (V) - ***
31:
Black Sabbath: The Black Sabbath Story, Vol.2 (1992) (D) - ***
February (20/13)
02:
The ABCs of Death (2012) (VOD) - **1/2
03: The X Files (1998) (D) - ****
03:
Mutantes: Punk Porn Feminism (2009) (N) - ****
04: Housegeist (aka Boardinghouse) (1982) (V) - ***1/2
06:
Rust and Bone (2012) (T) - **1/2
12: Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) (V) - **
13:
Side Effects (2013) (T) - ***1/2
14: Oasis of the Zombies (1982) (B) - **1/2
16:
Vampyres (35mm film print) (1974) (T) - ****
18: Zombie Lake (1980) (B) - *
18:
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) (T) - **
19:
Aphrodisiac! The Sexual Secret of Marijuana (1971) (D) - **1/2
22:
Wrong (2012) (T) - **
22: Miami Connection (1987) (T) - ****
23: Freaked (1993) (D) - *****
23:
Behind the Burly Q (2010) (N) - ***
24:
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) (B) - **1/2
26:
Cyberjack (1995) (V) - *
27:
Dark Skies (2013) (T) - ***
28:
Demon Queen (1986) (D) - **
March (57/51)
03:
Schoolgirl Report, Vol.8: What Parents Must Never Know (1974) (D) - ***
03:
Schoolgirl Report, Vol.9: Mature Before Graduation (1975) (D) - ***
03: Video Wars (1983) (V) - **
04:
Debauchery (1983) (D) - **1/2
05:
True Story of a Woman in Jail: Sex Hell (1975) (D) - **1/2
05:
Mac and Me (1988) (V) - **
06:
Side by Side (2012) (N) - ***
07:
Expectations (1977) (D) - **
07:
Confessions (1977) (D) - **1/2
09: Blood Feast
(35mm film print) (1963) (T) - ****
10:
Savage Water (1979) (D) - **
10: Savage Water
(With commentary) (1979) (D) - *1/2
10:
Death by Invitation (1971) (D) - *1/2
10: Death by Invitation
(With commentary) (1971) (D) - *1/2
11:
Eros School: Feels So Good (1977) (D) - *1/2
12:
Ferocious (2012) (T) - 1/2*
12:
Freejack (1992) (V) - *1/2
13:
Singularity Principle (2012) (T) - **
13:
Zoom Up: The Beaver Book Girl (1981) (D) - ***
14:
Compound Fracture (w/ Tyler Mane and Renae Geerlings in person) (2013) (T) - ***
16:
American Pimp (1999) (N) - ***1/2
16:
Dream a Little Dream (1989) (V) - *
17:
Pretty in Pink (1986) (N) - ****
18:
Film Geek (2005) (N) - **1/2
18: Encino Man (1992) (D) - ***
19:
Death Nurse (1987) (D) - *1/2
19:
Death Nurse 2 (1988) (D) - *1/2
20:
Zoom In: Sex Apartments (1980) (D) - *1/2
20:
West of Memphis (2012) (T) - ***1/2
20:
True Story of a Woman in Jail: Continues (1975) (D) - ***
21:
Nympho Diver: G-String Festival (1981) (D) - *1/2
21:
Female Teacher: Dirty Afternoon (1981) (D) - ***1/2
23:
Frog (1987) (V) - ***
23:
Lensman (1984) (V) - **
23:
Warriors of the Wind (1985) (V) - **1/2
23:
The Comic (1985) (V) - *
24:
Norman's Awesome Experience (1988) (V) - ***
24:
Invasion from Inner Earth (1974) (V) - *
24:
Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet (2012) (T) - ***1/2
25:
Swingers Massacre (1975) (V) - ****
25:
Summer Camp Nightmare (1986) (V) - ***1/2
26:
Neon Maniacs (1986) (V) - **
26: Ghost Fever (1987) (V) - **
26:
The Galaxy Invader (1985) (V) - ***
27:
Attack from Outer Space (1978) (V) - NO STARS!
27:
Avenging Spirit (aka Dominique) (1979) (V) - *
29:
Horrors of the Red Planet (1965) (V) - ***
29:
The Unearthing (aka Aswang) (1994) (V) - ***
29:
Spring Breakers (2012) (T) - *****
30:
The Sender (1982) (V) - **
30:
Alien Predator (1985) (V) - **1/2
30:
Adventures of a Taxi Driver (1976) (V) - **1/2
31:
The Diabolical Dr. Z (1966) (D) - ***
31:
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Corpse Vanishes (1942) (D) - *1/2
31:
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Castel of Fu Manchu (1969) (D) - **
31:
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Warrior of the Lost World (1983) (D) - ****
31:
Just Before Dawn (Ultimate Fan Composite) (1980) (V) - ***1/2
April (25/24)
01:
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Santa Claus (1959) (D) - *
04:
Evil Dead (2013) (T) - *1/2
08:
The Puppet Monster Massacre (2010) (D) - **
08:
Atomic Brain Invasion (2010) (D) - **
08:
Beyond the Dunwich Horror (2007) (D) - *
08:
Pretty Dead Things (2006) (D) - **
09:
Blood Brothers (1989) (V) - ***1/2
12: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
(w/ Patricia Quinn in person and Toronto shadowcast) (1975) (T) - ****
16:
The Devil's Sword (1984) (D) - **1/2
17:
Stoker (2012) (T) - ****1/2
21:
Cyclone (1987) (D) - **
21:
Alienator (1990) (D) - *1/2
21:
Eye of the Tiger (1986) (D) - **1/2
21:
Splatter Farm (2006 Cult Classic Cut) (1987) (D) - ***
22:
Woodchipper Massacre (1989) (D) - **1/2
22:
Leviathan (2012) (T) - **
23:
Octaman (1971) (D) - **
24:
The Cremators (1972) (D) - *1/2
24:
Teenage Mother (1967) (D) - **1/2
25:
The Comedy (2012) (N) - *
26:
No (2012) (T) - *****
29:
The Dungeon of Harrow (1962) (D) - **
29:
Room 237 (2012) (D) - **1/2
30:
The Rep (2012) (D) - ***1/2
30:
Pain & Gain (2013) (T) - NO STARS!
May
01:
The Telephone Book (1971) (B) - ****
02: The Telephone Book
(w/ Merv Bloch commentary) (1971) (B) - ****
05:
Amour (2012) (T) - ****
07:
No Holds Barred (1989) (V) - ***
09:
Top of the Lake (2012) (N) - ****
10: Nightmare City
(35mm film print) (1980) (T) - ***
10: Burial Ground
(35mm film print) (1981) (T) - ***1/2
11:
Trash Humpers (2009) (T) - *1/2
11:
The Many Faces of Death (1995) (V) - 1/2*
12:
The Lords of Salem (2012) (D) - ***
12:
Corvette Summer (1979) (V) - ***
13:
Destroyer (1988) (V) - ***
14: Suburban Commando (1991) (V) - ***
15: The Lords of Salem (2012) (D) - ***
16:
Die sklavinnen (aka Swedish Nympho Slaves) (1977) (D) - ***
18: The Trotsky (2009) (N) - ***
21: Mr. Nanny (1993) (D) - ***
22:
Burn (2012) (T) - ***
23:
Satan VHS (2009) (D) - **1/2
23:
Alice in Nephernalia (2010) (D) - *