Part 2 - Awesome.
Part 3 - Fairly entertaining.
Next Generation - Total...fucking...SHIT! Are the 5 who voted for this on crack?
Remake - Dull, completely unnecessary. Ermey is the only thing good about it.
Beginning - Decent...Some nice gore/kills, but nothing terribly special.
3D - Haven't seen, and not exactly in a hurry to.
So, yeah....Vote goes to Part 2.
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