Funniest thing I've read in a while ...
American cyber experts have warned a recent hoax zombie attack alert has exposed lax security practices in a critical public safety system.
Earlier this week several TV stations in Michigan, California, Montana and New Mexico broadcast an alert warning of zombies.
"Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from the grave and attacking the living," a male voice said in the alert.
The voice warned not "to approach or apprehend these bodies as they are extremely dangerous".