Originally Posted by Katatonia
No... you have to travel to Jackson MO, and then on to the courthouse. You then have to pay the bailiff, and he'll direct you to drive 1 mile outside of town and walk 20 paces to the east. There you will find a large oak tree with a large knot that resembles a vagina. You are to dig 6 feet down into the earth, and there you will find a My Tutor Blu-ray enclosed in a ziplock bag.
...so, he goes through all that and still doesn't get Evilspeak