Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

mclay18 · 01-29-2013, 03:04 AM

I didn't see a thread for this movie, so I decided to make one. The trailer made it look like a higher-budgeted SyFy movie, but it's better than that.

The movie revels in its silliness (Hansel is diabetic?) and the violence is unapologetically and hilariously R-rated. Famke Janssen and Gemma Arterton are still looking good, although Jeremy Renner phoned in his performance. He looked bored half the time.

Thoughts? Rants? Nitpicks?

NaturesMistake · 01-29-2013, 03:08 AM

I thought this was going to suck but my god this was a fun movie! I hope we get a sequel. It reminded me of Army Of Darkness in a lot of ways albeit gorier.

Mutilated Prey · 01-29-2013, 03:30 AM

Can't see myself ever watching it. The CGI isn't ridiculous?

mclay18 · 01-29-2013, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutilated Prey

Can't see myself ever watching it. The CGI isn't ridiculous?

The movie is supposed to be ridiculous and tongue-in-cheek. For a $50M production, the CGI didn't look too bad. The motion-capture work on Derek Mears' troll character was actually well-done, considering the budget.

cjg · 01-29-2013, 05:20 PM

You would have a hard time getting my ass in to a theater to see this

Anthropophagus · 01-31-2013, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cjg

You would have a hard time getting my ass in to a theater to see this

My sentiments exactly, not even a rental for me.

BloodMan · 02-03-2013, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mclay18

The motion-capture work on Derek Mears' troll character was actually well-done, considering the budget.

It's animatronic... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPdceBicz40

baggio · 01-29-2013, 07:15 PM

Reminds me of Van Helsing. Look wise.

mclay18 · 01-30-2013, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by baggio

Reminds me of Van Helsing. Look wise.

It isn't a POS like Van Helsing was. H&G doesn't pretend to be anything more than what it is.

If you're thinking about seeing it, opt for a cheap matinee or use a free ticket if you have one.

crikan · 01-31-2013, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by baggio

Reminds me of Van Helsing. Look wise.

That was my first thought when I saw the trailer. I've heard some things since that have convinced me to seek it out. I'm thinking about waiting to purchase the BD. I want to see the "Unrated" cut.

othervoice1 · 01-30-2013, 12:14 AM

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Reminds me of Van Helsing

That is immediately what I thought of when I saw the trailer - and I really disliked Van Helsing. But Ill give this one a shot via rental once its out on video

Anaestheus · 01-31-2013, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by othervoice1

That is immediately what I thought of when I saw the trailer - and I really disliked Van Helsing. But Ill give this one a shot via rental once its out on video

You should be saying that it reminds you of Brothers Grimm. But considering how few people saw that, maybe no one remembers it.

That said, my understanding from friends is that it is really enjoyable.

russweiss · 01-30-2013, 11:13 PM

I enjoyed the film more than I expected. Very nicely paced. Saw it in 3D and Imax which probably helped. Well worth viewing if you are a member on this site.

mclay18 · 01-31-2013, 04:38 PM

Amazon already has pre-order links up for the Blu-ray 3D+Blu+DVD, Blu+DVD, and DVD releases already:

http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&hid...ref_=hm_3p_vi3

And all of them will feature both rated and unrated cuts.

wago70 · 02-01-2013, 12:27 AM

One wonders what's next...

01-29-2013, 03:04 AM	#1
mclay18 Stalker Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 498	Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters I didn't see a thread for this movie, so I decided to make one. The trailer made it look like a higher-budgeted SyFy movie, but it's better than that. The movie revels in its silliness (Hansel is diabetic?) and the violence is unapologetically and hilariously R-rated. Famke Janssen and Gemma Arterton are still looking good, although Jeremy Renner phoned in his performance. He looked bored half the time. Thoughts? Rants? Nitpicks?

01-29-2013, 03:30 AM	#3
Mutilated Prey Soul Stealer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texarkana Posts: 5,069	Can't see myself ever watching it. The CGI isn't ridiculous? __________________

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01-29-2013, 03:08 AM	#2
NaturesMistake Stalker Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 471	I thought this was going to suck but my god this was a fun movie! I hope we get a sequel. It reminded me of Army Of Darkness in a lot of ways albeit gorier.

01-29-2013, 05:20 PM	#5
cjg Maniac Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: iowa Posts: 757	You would have a hard time getting my ass in to a theater to see this

01-29-2013, 07:15 PM	#8
baggio HackMaster Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,775	Reminds me of Van Helsing. Look wise.

01-30-2013, 11:13 PM	#13
russweiss Maniac Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 746	I enjoyed the film more than I expected. Very nicely paced. Saw it in 3D and Imax which probably helped. Well worth viewing if you are a member on this site.

01-31-2013, 04:38 PM	#14
mclay18 Stalker Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 498	Amazon already has pre-order links up for the Blu-ray 3D+Blu+DVD, Blu+DVD, and DVD releases already: http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&hid...ref_=hm_3p_vi3 And all of them will feature both rated and unrated cuts.

02-01-2013, 12:27 AM	#15
wago70 Robinson Crusoe on Mars Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Francisco - down by them two ol' sheds Posts: 2,978	One wonders what's next...