Piranha: The Remake.

MorallySound · 11-03-2005, 04:39 AM

http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movies/piranha.php

Yes, its ANOTHER remake. Can we all band together and kill the Hollywood execs? Please?

11-03-2005, 04:42 AM

In one way or the other, this story has been told a million times. Piranha itself was hardly original. I can't get all flustered about it being remade, even if I love the movie. Hell, I have a dvd of prior remake of the movie, so why not bring on another?

wago70 · 11-03-2005, 04:58 AM

I remember producer Chako VanLeeuwen (sp.)? was talking about a remake in 1997 some months after SCREAM was a hit from the previous Christmas of 1996. I read this in the SF Chronicle since I was (then) big on SCREAM. The remake was to cater to "that" crowd but I never heard about this remake since. Until now...

11-03-2005, 06:57 AM

They already remade it in the mid 90s or so. It had William Katt and Alexandra Paul. It sucked fat horse cock. The original ruled and the 2nd one isn't too bad at all. A 2nd remake? Interesting, but not needed.

baggio · 11-03-2005, 02:51 PM

can't wait for the CGI

Maybe it will be like Nemo, rated G

KillerCannabis · 11-03-2005, 06:27 PM

Not that it's surprising, but does anyone notice that we get on average A POST A WEEK about something being remade. Abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous! For God's sake, someone stop it. Hollywood needs to be killed. Somehow.

maskull · 11-04-2005, 01:22 AM

Bah! It's not like it's some untouchable classic. I really like the film and everything but maybe if they made it more serious with some nice pirahna eatting people scenes, it might be worth checking out. `Sides I like goofy nature-gone-wild flicks. This one could be fun.

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Originally Posted by KillerCannabis

Not that it's surprising, but does anyone notice that we get on average A POST A WEEK about something being remade. Abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous! For God's sake, someone stop it. Hollywood needs to be killed. Somehow.

...and most of the other posts are about a new zombie movie.

Mortis · 01-13-2006, 05:22 AM

Storyline, Director Announced for 'Piranha' Remake!

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There are some remakes you can't help but gag at, but then there are the ones you can't wait for... Piranha being one of them. Announced a few months back was a remake of the 1978 film "Piranha," in which a particularly nasty prehistoric strain of the flesh-eating fish is unleashed in Arizona's Lake Havasu just as college kids come to party there. Chuck Russell was attached to the script, and that's all we knew at the time- today the film was officially announced as a Dimension Films picture, which can mean only one thing- theatrical Piranhas!! Read on for the full details on the director and new storyline...

Dimension Films will distribute "Piranha," the remake of the 1978 horror hit being produced by Mark Canton from Atmosphere MM and Marc Toberoff from Intellectual Properties Worldwide, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

The company picked up rights to U.S. and all English-speaking territories from IPW, Atmosphere/Relativity Media and Wild Bunch.

Chuck Russell ("The Mask") is in negotiations to direct from a script he wrote adapting the original movie. In the remake, the story is set in Lake Havasu, Ariz., which sits on a crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption. When a tremor cracks the lake floor open, prehistoric piranhas are set loose and people begin to disappear. Russell's screenplay uses elements from drafts by Josh Stolberg and Peter Goldfinger and the original screenplay by John Sayles from a story by Richard Robinson.

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/ind...plate=newsfull

01-13-2006, 05:51 AM

"Chuck Russell (The Mask)"?

How about "Chuck Russell (The most awesome remake ever made next to Carpenter's The Thing, The Blob)"?

Gore Lunatic · 01-13-2006, 06:17 AM

[QUOTE=maskull]Bah! It's not like it's some untouchable classic. I really like the film and everything but maybe if they made it more serious with some nice pirahna eatting people scenes, it might be worth checking out. `Sides I like goofy nature-gone-wild flicks. This one could be fun.

I agree. This remake should be an interesting one(after all, the film is almost 30 years old).

01-13-2006, 08:10 AM

I had the chance to see the original filmed at Aquarina Springs in San Marcos, Tx. Lots of ketchup was used. Ralph, the swimming pig the mention in the movie was named after my neighbor. Small trivia, but true.

Spacevis · 01-13-2006, 08:35 AM

the main question here is: will Dick Miller be in it??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, btw, anything remade by the director of The Blob remake deserves a chance

01-13-2006, 09:05 AM

This one is so totally uninteresting that for the first time i can say with some certainty that i doubt i will ever see this remake if it comes out. For me it doesn't even have curiosity value, like Dawn and the Fog remakes did.

maskull · 01-13-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spacevis

oh, btw, anything remade by the director of The Blob remake deserves a chance

Amen.

MrKateB · 01-13-2006, 06:15 PM

I look forward to it. The original was the first DVD I bought (well, I bought a stack of them at once, but that was the first one I grabbed) and although I know they've already remade it once (yes, it truly did suck fat horse cock), I welcome a well done remake...just as long as it doesn't rely on the WB casting, and trite catchphrases....hmmm....did I say I was looking forward to it???

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01-13-2006, 06:17 AM	#10
Gore Lunatic Violenza Carnale Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: With the worms Posts: 1,158	[QUOTE=maskull]Bah! It's not like it's some untouchable classic. I really like the film and everything but maybe if they made it more serious with some nice pirahna eatting people scenes, it might be worth checking out. `Sides I like goofy nature-gone-wild flicks. This one could be fun. I agree. This remake should be an interesting one(after all, the film is almost 30 years old). __________________ "Let it be known sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid-head. Drink from his cup, plegde yourselves and together we'll all freak out!" - Horace Bones (I Drink Your Blood)

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Spacevis Boo-urns! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Belgium Posts: 1,116	the main question here is: will Dick Miller be in it??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, btw, anything remade by the director of The Blob remake deserves a chance __________________ The ego is not master in its own house. <<< DVDs Last.FM >>>

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11-03-2005, 04:42 AM	#2
onebyone Guest Posts: n/a	In one way or the other, this story has been told a million times. Piranha itself was hardly original. I can't get all flustered about it being remade, even if I love the movie. Hell, I have a dvd of prior remake of the movie, so why not bring on another?

11-03-2005, 04:58 AM	#3
wago70 Robinson Crusoe on Mars Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Francisco - down by them two ol' sheds Posts: 2,980	I remember producer Chako VanLeeuwen (sp.)? was talking about a remake in 1997 some months after SCREAM was a hit from the previous Christmas of 1996. I read this in the SF Chronicle since I was (then) big on SCREAM. The remake was to cater to "that" crowd but I never heard about this remake since. Until now...

11-03-2005, 06:57 AM	#4
VideoViolence Guest Posts: n/a	They already remade it in the mid 90s or so. It had William Katt and Alexandra Paul. It sucked fat horse cock. The original ruled and the 2nd one isn't too bad at all. A 2nd remake? Interesting, but not needed.

11-03-2005, 02:51 PM	#5
baggio HackMaster Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,787	can't wait for the CGI Maybe it will be like Nemo, rated G

11-03-2005, 06:27 PM	#6
KillerCannabis Slow, Deep & Hard Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: So Cal Posts: 5,606	Not that it's surprising, but does anyone notice that we get on average A POST A WEEK about something being remade. Abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous! For God's sake, someone stop it. Hollywood needs to be killed. Somehow.

01-13-2006, 05:51 AM	#9
Golgo13 Guest Posts: n/a	"Chuck Russell (The Mask)"? How about "Chuck Russell (The most awesome remake ever made next to Carpenter's The Thing, The Blob)"?

01-13-2006, 08:10 AM	#11
Dilmo Guest Posts: n/a	I had the chance to see the original filmed at Aquarina Springs in San Marcos, Tx. Lots of ketchup was used. Ralph, the swimming pig the mention in the movie was named after my neighbor. Small trivia, but true.

01-13-2006, 09:05 AM	#13
sacateca Guest Posts: n/a	This one is so totally uninteresting that for the first time i can say with some certainty that i doubt i will ever see this remake if it comes out. For me it doesn't even have curiosity value, like Dawn and the Fog remakes did.

01-13-2006, 06:15 PM	#15
MrKateB Asshole Extraordinaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,349	I look forward to it. The original was the first DVD I bought (well, I bought a stack of them at once, but that was the first one I grabbed) and although I know they've already remade it once (yes, it truly did suck fat horse cock), I welcome a well done remake...just as long as it doesn't rely on the WB casting, and trite catchphrases....hmmm....did I say I was looking forward to it???