Who would win?

04-10-2006, 03:37 PM

I am having this arguement with a guy and would like to settle it once and for all.

If Vincent Price and Johnny Cash were to be reanimated as Zombies, and fight to the finish... who would emerge victorious, and why?

My money is on Price.

Myron Breck · 04-10-2006, 04:10 PM

Sorry, had to go with Cash. I think he'd fight dirtier than Price ever thought possible. Price played the part well through the years but Cash lived it.

dwatts · 04-10-2006, 04:18 PM

Price would fight like a girl. His campness would not be a winning factor against Cash.

04-10-2006, 04:19 PM

Well, Price did the voiceover in the "Thriller" video for Michael. And, anyone who willingly works for Michael Jackson is FAR more sinister than anyone who ever dressed all in black.

And, considering that everyone in that video were zombies, it only solidifies that Price not only had experience with zombies, but commanded legions of them - with his voice alone.

Mortis · 04-10-2006, 04:33 PM

Vincent Price!

bigdaddyhorse · 04-10-2006, 05:06 PM

Cash without question. He's bigger, stronger, and knew how to fight where Price was an actor with a creepy voice.
Now Price would probably win a talk off, but Cash kicks his ass in a fight.

_pi_ · 04-10-2006, 06:23 PM

If given the opportunity, Zombie Price would probably mindfuck Zombie Cash to death. However, Zombies don't have much of a mind to begin with, so I'm not sure where that leaves us ...

KillerCannabis · 04-10-2006, 07:40 PM

Zombie Cash would grind Zombie Price up into a fine powder and snort his ass. I see Zombie Price as being a more refined zombie, not a bad ass like Cash would be.

Hellbilly · 04-10-2006, 07:51 PM

Zombie Cash would win. Why? Because he's the Man In Black, Mean As Hell and he'll leave a Ring Of Fire around Zombie Price's ass once he's done with him

04-10-2006, 08:42 PM

I dunno, as much as I love Cash, Price rocks my socks off. So Zombie Price it is.

This certainly is an odd pairing though.

04-11-2006, 12:13 AM

Considering Cash was pretty much a zombie for the last few years of his life... and he didn't really kick anyone's ass but his own... I can't see how it would be possible for Vincent Price to lose this..

maybrick · 04-11-2006, 12:17 AM

Vincent Price. He was on the wrestling team back in his college days.

Shokk · 04-11-2006, 12:43 AM

Price! Odd question...but Price!

DrHerbertWest · 04-11-2006, 01:54 AM

Can we include Bela Lugosi?

04-11-2006, 07:59 AM

Zombie Johnny Cash

View Poll Results: Which Zombie would win?
Zombie Vincent Price	17	40.48%
Zombie Johnny Cash	25	59.52%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

04-10-2006, 03:37 PM	#1
Damed Guest Posts: n/a	Who would win? I am having this arguement with a guy and would like to settle it once and for all. If Vincent Price and Johnny Cash were to be reanimated as Zombies, and fight to the finish... who would emerge victorious, and why? My money is on Price.

04-10-2006, 04:10 PM	#2
Myron Breck BOO!!! Gotcha! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Atlanta Posts: 3,590	Sorry, had to go with Cash. I think he'd fight dirtier than Price ever thought possible. Price played the part well through the years but Cash lived it. __________________ The reason I'm poor... "In this Age of Grand Illusion, you walked into my life out of my dreams..."

04-10-2006, 04:33 PM	#5
Mortis GARBAGE DAY! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 7,399	Vincent Price! __________________ Punish!

04-10-2006, 05:06 PM	#6
bigdaddyhorse Detroit Hi-on Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Under a rock Posts: 11,935	Cash without question. He's bigger, stronger, and knew how to fight where Price was an actor with a creepy voice. Now Price would probably win a talk off, but Cash kicks his ass in a fight. __________________ "!" My Fucking DVDS

04-10-2006, 04:18 PM	#3
dwatts HackMaster Join Date: May 2002 Location: Crashed Posts: 16,580	Price would fight like a girl. His campness would not be a winning factor against Cash.

04-10-2006, 04:19 PM	#4
Damed Guest Posts: n/a	Well, Price did the voiceover in the "Thriller" video for Michael. And, anyone who willingly works for Michael Jackson is FAR more sinister than anyone who ever dressed all in black. And, considering that everyone in that video were zombies, it only solidifies that Price not only had experience with zombies, but commanded legions of them - with his voice alone.

04-10-2006, 06:23 PM	#7
_pi_ Peace, bitch Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 2,620	If given the opportunity, Zombie Price would probably mindfuck Zombie Cash to death. However, Zombies don't have much of a mind to begin with, so I'm not sure where that leaves us ... __________________ "Compared to her I'm just some bland, flappy hausfrau." Baby, there ain't nothing good about this goodbye.

04-10-2006, 07:40 PM	#8
KillerCannabis Slow, Deep & Hard Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: So Cal Posts: 5,606	Zombie Cash would grind Zombie Price up into a fine powder and snort his ass. I see Zombie Price as being a more refined zombie, not a bad ass like Cash would be.

04-10-2006, 07:51 PM	#9
Hellbilly Water-squirting greatness Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Franconia Posts: 13,664	Zombie Cash would win. Why? Because he's the Man In Black, Mean As Hell and he'll leave a Ring Of Fire around Zombie Price's ass once he's done with him __________________ "Common sense turns me on"

04-10-2006, 08:42 PM	#10
RyanPC Guest Posts: n/a	I dunno, as much as I love Cash, Price rocks my socks off. So Zombie Price it is. This certainly is an odd pairing though.

04-11-2006, 12:13 AM	#11
Damed Guest Posts: n/a	Considering Cash was pretty much a zombie for the last few years of his life... and he didn't really kick anyone's ass but his own... I can't see how it would be possible for Vincent Price to lose this..

04-11-2006, 12:17 AM	#12
maybrick HackMaster Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Keene, NH Posts: 8,623	Vincent Price. He was on the wrestling team back in his college days. __________________ "This is where we live, Shelly!"

04-11-2006, 12:43 AM	#13
Shokk Lord Of The Thighs Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Buffalo,New York Posts: 1,489	Price! Odd question...but Price! __________________ Are You Morbid..?

04-11-2006, 01:54 AM	#14
DrHerbertWest For Your Health Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Washington Posts: 4,007	Can we include Bela Lugosi? __________________ "Send more paramedics."

04-11-2006, 07:59 AM	#15
thrashard76 Guest Posts: n/a	Zombie Johnny Cash

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