Crystal Lake Resorts

Ash J. Williams · 07-15-2007, 06:33 AM

At Crystal Lake Campground and Resorts, we understand what the American family wants in a private, secluded area.

Take, for instance, the lovely Jarvis estate. A veritable mansion at a cut-cost rate.

Our lakefront summer homes support a comfortable, cozy atmosphere, and our newly-installed, state-of-the art security and surveillance system will make sure no unwanted guests arrive when you wish not to be disturbed.

Whether it's exploring our historic Crystal Lake Museum, taking a dip in the lake itself or simply killing time in one of our newly-rebuilt cabins, we're sure you'll enjoy your stay.

And don't forget, folks: The Crystal Lake Mortuary has been expanded, and includes the highest quality service you can expect. When your time finally comes, let it not be unpleasant.

Finally, take a look our Deluxe Super Package, for those booking in the fall for the following summer:

- 10-15 people in the 18-25 years of age demographic: Just $613.80 for the entire summer's stay!

So please, come join us, and enjoy all we have to offer at Crystal Lake Resorts. As we like to say, "Those who live another day, stay with us for another day!"

Copyright 2007 Crystal Lake Enterprises, formerly Forest Green Realty. All rights reserved.

dwatts · 07-15-2007, 06:41 AM

Congrats, I'm confused.

ekent · 07-15-2007, 03:40 PM

How much is Jason's shack for a three day weekend?

Ash J. Williams · 07-15-2007, 07:45 PM

I assume you are referring to the Vorhees storage property. Unfortunately, the entire Vorhees estate is under close investigation for suspicion of Candarian demon summoning by the previous owners. Next summer, we will officially open Escape From Jason, the haunted tour through the Vorhees mansion.

07-15-2007, 06:33 AM	#1
Ash J. Williams Maniac Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 630	Crystal Lake Resorts At Crystal Lake Campground and Resorts, we understand what the American family wants in a private, secluded area. Take, for instance, the lovely Jarvis estate. A veritable mansion at a cut-cost rate. Our lakefront summer homes support a comfortable, cozy atmosphere, and our newly-installed, state-of-the art security and surveillance system will make sure no unwanted guests arrive when you wish not to be disturbed. Whether it's exploring our historic Crystal Lake Museum, taking a dip in the lake itself or simply killing time in one of our newly-rebuilt cabins, we're sure you'll enjoy your stay. And don't forget, folks: The Crystal Lake Mortuary has been expanded, and includes the highest quality service you can expect. When your time finally comes, let it not be unpleasant. Finally, take a look our Deluxe Super Package, for those booking in the fall for the following summer: - 10-15 people in the 18-25 years of age demographic: Just $613.80 for the entire summer's stay! So please, come join us, and enjoy all we have to offer at Crystal Lake Resorts. As we like to say, "Those who live another day, stay with us for another day!" Copyright 2007 Crystal Lake Enterprises, formerly Forest Green Realty. All rights reserved. __________________ www.justpressplay.net - SaulB

07-15-2007, 03:40 PM	#3
ekent The Lord's Arm of Justice Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North California, South Alabam, and little towns all around this land Posts: 2,303	How much is Jason's shack for a three day weekend? __________________ PROFONDO CINEMA PODCAST (new show every Wednesday) DVDs - LPs - Laserdiscs - Night of the Living Dead Tribute - Martin Tribute - Mall of the Dead

07-15-2007, 07:45 PM	#4
Ash J. Williams Maniac Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 630	I assume you are referring to the Vorhees storage property. Unfortunately, the entire Vorhees estate is under close investigation for suspicion of Candarian demon summoning by the previous owners. Next summer, we will officially open Escape From Jason, the haunted tour through the Vorhees mansion. __________________ www.justpressplay.net - SaulB

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07-15-2007, 06:41 AM	#2
dwatts HackMaster Join Date: May 2002 Location: Crashed Posts: 16,580	Congrats, I'm confused.